# Lesbians - good, or awesome? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 22, 2003, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834 "2003-10-22T03:44:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834/21 "2003-10-22T13:05:53Z")
Hey **Cranky** , I like broads. Can I desanctify your marriage. [small]Does it matter that I’m a guy?[/small] ---
**Author:** ![SirRay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@SirRay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SirRay)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834/22 "2003-10-22T13:45:22Z")
Wow, there seem to be a significant number of Lesbians on this board. Well, that we already knew, and so be it - but upon reflection, there are also a very large number of straight but married women too. Which, when you add the two above together, seems to indicate there is a significant lack of single, straight women here (Yes, this is very much a critical, overriding concern)… I am having second thoughts on ever attending a DopeFest Long Island… On other matters, do (female - doh!) p0rnstars who specialize in lesbian scenes say “I am not a Lesbian, but I play one on TV?” 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![gyt\_fx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/74df32/32.png) [@gyt\_fx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gyt_fx)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834/23 "2003-10-22T14:12:16Z")
There is a $100 bill in the middle of a 4-way path. On each path, are santa clause, the easter bunny, a beautiful busty blonde lesbian, and a man-hating dyke. Who gets the $100 bill? Explain your answer ---
**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834/24 "2003-10-22T14:13:15Z")
I LOVE lesbians. They’re my favourite kind of people by far. And several of the comments in this thread have reminded my why :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834/25 "2003-10-22T14:19:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by gyt\_fx \* > \*\*There is a $100 bill in the middle of a 4-way path. On each path, are santa clause, the easter bunny, a beautiful busty blonde lesbian, and a man-hating dyke. > > Who gets the $100 bill? > > Explain your answer \*\* The m-h d, and no, it’s more than my life’s worth to explain. > [@](#): > > _SpaceVampire said_ > > ## quote: > > ## Originally posted by pervert I’ve like to think of myself as a lesbian trapped in a males body > > Wow! That just gets funnier every time somebody says it! Which is every time the word “lesbian” is ever mentioned in the presence of males! Every time I stick my finger in the light socket, it hurts. It must be the fault of the light socket. ---
**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834/26 "2003-10-22T14:32:58Z")
ARGH! A thread about how lovely lesbians are and it’s full of pathetic comments from straight guys, homophobic jokes and the implication that we deserve all the homophobia we get! Jesus, if you want to take the piss out of lesbains, start your own thread! ---
**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834/27 "2003-10-22T14:38:25Z")
Or take the piss out of my typing, that would be eminently jusitifiable :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834/28 "2003-10-22T14:38:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kung fu lola \* > \*\*Auuuuuuuugh! The Hamsters ate my OP! > > OK here is an approximation of the original: > > I **love** lesbians! Especially the pretty ones. Girls are so beautiful, with their soft, full lips, curvy hips and pillowy boobies. Girl-on-girl action is the hottest (and best) kind of sex there is. > > And if you think admiring lesbians from afar is fun, try **being** one! > > Woo-fricking-hooooo! 😃 \*\* Somebody got some last night. Pictures please. ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834/29 "2003-10-22T15:07:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kung fu lola \* > \*\*And if you think admiring lesbians from afar is fun, try **being** one! > > Woo-fricking-hooooo! 😃 \*\* I don’t have the equipment… ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834/30 "2003-10-22T15:08:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SciFiSam \* > \*\*Or take the piss out of my typing, that would be eminently jusitifiable :smack: \*\* Wow, it’s not every day you see someone invoke Gaudere’s Law by criticizing their _own_ typing. 🙂 Anyway, I for one didn’t mean to be homophobic. I made my views clear above. But I hope you don’t mind if I mention that I for one get sick of the complaints I get about making too much noise in the office. I mean, a guy’s got to practice his trumpet _somewhere_, yanno? Why can’t my co-workers just be less musicophobic? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834/31 "2003-10-22T15:21:22Z")
Well, **Malacandra** , an office is for working, and loud disruptive noises are prohibitive to work, and are therefore prohibited. I wasn’t aware that this was a straights-only message board. If it’s not, then lesbians should be free to be happy about their own sexuality without having homophibes take over the thread. Next up: Why wearing a short skirt does not mean that you were asking to be raped. I hope Guadere’s law isn’t one of those 3-strikes-and-you’re-out laws, or I’m going down. So to speak. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834/32 "2003-10-22T15:36:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SciFiSam \* > **homophibes** Yup, I’m in trouble! Damn this renegade keyboard! ---
**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834/33 "2003-10-22T15:43:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SciFiSam \* > **homophibes** Yup, I’m in trouble! Damn this renegade keyboard! ---
**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834/34 "2003-10-22T15:45:57Z")
And damn the hamsters too. Bet none of them are lesbians. ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834/35 "2003-10-22T16:11:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Malacandra \* > \*\*Every time I stick my finger in the light socket, it hurts. It must be the fault of the light socket. \*\* If I turn off the circuit breaker before working on the socket and some jerk turns it back on, though, I’ve got every reason to be pissed at the maladjusted idiot who did it. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834/36 "2003-10-22T16:58:18Z")
> [@](#): > > What’s so great about Greek islanders ? Actually, the Lesbians are getting rather tired of being confused with the lesbians. A lot of Lesbians disapprove of lesbians; they think being a lesbian is a perverse thing, and that no real Lesbian woman would ever be a lesbian. Lesbian men, you see, are manly men. For example, one time a lesbian cruise tried to arrive at Lesbos, and the Lesbians were so upset that the lesbians were coming that the Lesbians decided to refuse permission for the lesbians to dock, so that the lesbians couldn’t walk among the Lesbians and spread their lesbian perversion among all the Lesbians and turn Lesbians lesbian. In fact, the Lesbians are so annoyed at being associated with lesbians that they have decided that they now want to be called Lesvonians. Which is so gay. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834/37 "2003-10-22T16:59:38Z")
> [@](#): > > I’ve like to think of myself as a lesbian trapped in a males body. “_Soft_ butch. _May_be.” - Ginger, in Alison Bechdel’s _Dykes to Watch Out For_ ---
**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834/38 "2003-10-22T17:12:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \* > \*\*Actually, the Lesbians are getting rather tired of being confused with the lesbians. A lot of Lesbians disapprove of lesbians; they think being a lesbian is a perverse thing, and that no real Lesbian woman would ever be a lesbian. Lesbian men, you see, are manly men. > \*\* If I remember the footnotes from my Greek Drama class correctly, in ancient times at least the women of Lesbos were by reputation pretty darn horny…for those manly, red-blooded Lesbian men (any other man would do in a pinch). This led to some Lesbian sex jokes in the old comedies that seem quite confusing from a modern perspective! ---
**Author:** ![ouisey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9fc29f/32.png) [@ouisey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouisey)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834/39 "2003-10-22T18:42:40Z")
I’ve always wanted to have a lesbian experience… ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834/40 "2003-10-22T19:31:45Z")
Hey! I’m a single straight doper female! Anyhow… I’m gonna go out on a limb here and add to the pile on. Lesbians **are** awesome. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834.md?page=3)