# Lesbians in Straight Male Fantasies **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 17, 2001, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-in-straight-male-fantasies/58331 "2001-03-17T03:16:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-in-straight-male-fantasies/58331/21 "2001-03-19T02:00:19Z")
And let’s not forget the odd fascinations in written stories, too. -All sexual juices “taste sweet and yummy” (yeah, right). -All orgasms make people scream in extasy (and make them toss their heads back). -Every single nipple in the universe is extremely sensitive and every single woman orgasms two or three times just by rubbing her breasts. -After sex, a woman can make a man hard again almost immediately just by licking the flaccid penis. Let’s face it, people… fantasies aren’t meant to be realistic. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-in-straight-male-fantasies/58331/22 "2001-03-19T16:05:40Z")
The only lesbians in my fantasies are having sex with me & that’s cause lesbians are attracted to me & I don’t know why exactly, but I could guess. Most of the lesbians I dated are married now & they have wives. ---
**Author:** ![minty\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@minty\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minty_green)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-in-straight-male-fantasies/58331/23 "2001-03-19T16:13:41Z")
Twice as many of the parts we like, none of the ones we don’t. ---
**Author:** ![Balduran](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cc9497/32.png) [@Balduran](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balduran)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-in-straight-male-fantasies/58331/24 "2001-03-19T17:07:05Z")
**Also, why do I get the impression that guys wouldn’t be that turned on by actual lesbian porn, i.e. made by lesbians for a specifically lesbian audience?** Good point. Most of the women on women stuff you see in straight porn is a performance designed to please straights. It looks like straight sex with the man replaced by another woman. I’ve never see lesbian porn though, but I imagine there are moves in it I haven’t seen. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-in-straight-male-fantasies/58331/25 "2001-03-19T18:41:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \* > \*\*Also, why do I get the impression that guys wouldn’t be that turned on by actual lesbian porn, i.e. made by lesbians for a specifically lesbian audience? \*\* Heh. Actually, my current male Significantly Younger Lover says that lesbain porn _scares_ him as it should any straight man. “They’re having all that pleasure WITHOUT A MAN IN SIGHT which just goes to show that they don’t NEED one. At all. Except maybe to open jars.” His take on the male lesbian fantasy is that deep down men are hoping that they’d get invited to join in. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-in-straight-male-fantasies/58331/26 "2001-03-20T00:27:12Z")
dodge\_this, those “lesbians” you see in Playboy, aren’t lesbians, they are straight women having sex with other women, which doesn’t make them lesbians anymore than guys having sex with guys in jail make them gay. If Andygirl & Anthracite got together & made a video maybe we could do a survey of the guys & rate how turned on they got? ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-in-straight-male-fantasies/58331/27 "2001-03-20T04:01:04Z")
> [@](#): > > The only lesbians in my fantasies are having sex with me & that’s cause lesbians are attracted to me & I don’t know why exactly, but I could guess. You’re a lesbian, ain’tcha, **handy**? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-in-straight-male-fantasies/58331/28 "2001-03-20T16:10:37Z")
Fascinating. I will have to do some field research on this question. Four or five hours in a strip club should suffice. We must all preserve properly methodology, after all. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-in-straight-male-fantasies/58331.md?page=1)