# Less than attractive at the People Pages **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 26, 2000, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/less-than-attractive-at-the-people-pages/26861 "2000-07-26T01:48:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![obfusciatrist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/less-than-attractive-at-the-people-pages/26861/1 "2000-07-26T01:48:54Z")
I figured I would give the really mean among us a chance to stand up and be counted. I’ll go first to get the ball rolling: SaxFace: The woman in the pink shirt is cute, but you might try shaving - and smile! Anyone else? ---
**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/less-than-attractive-at-the-people-pages/26861/2 "2000-07-26T02:40:20Z")
Not going to mention names here but SOMEONE looks like Ted Kazinsky with a well groomed beard. Osip _shudder_ Nope, I am not going to the mailbox ---
**Author:** ![obfusciatrist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/less-than-attractive-at-the-people-pages/26861/3 "2000-07-26T02:43:31Z")
Who? Go ahead, name names! ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/less-than-attractive-at-the-people-pages/26861/4 "2000-07-26T02:49:02Z")
Okay, I don’t know Shayna’s feeling on this topic, but I personally find it offensive. I realize this topic was meant in fun but I fear that a few people will get hurt. Shayna and I aren’t working on this project for division of the people on our board. So please, if you must make fun, do it in jest and be sure that you are not jabbing to be mean. If this happens I will ask the thread to be closed. Sorry, I just don’t want to see all our work become a breeding ground for problems. Thanks for understanding. ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/less-than-attractive-at-the-people-pages/26861/5 "2000-07-26T03:00:18Z")
Thank you, techchick, I was just trying to find a diplomatic way to say that I don’t think this thread is really in the best interests of the board. And, personally speaking, I think it should be closed right now. Some of the people here cannot be counted on to be kind at all, even under the best of circumstances, and I think this thread just gives them a license to be “funny” at other people’s expense. Scotti PS: I am not talking about Osip, or obfusciatrist. ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/less-than-attractive-at-the-people-pages/26861/6 "2000-07-26T03:01:05Z")
Double what **techchick** said. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/less-than-attractive-at-the-people-pages/26861/7 "2000-07-26T03:03:29Z")
i agree too. not that anyone cares what i think. ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/less-than-attractive-at-the-people-pages/26861/8 "2000-07-26T03:04:11Z")
One more reason I’m not posting my pic. I’ve been made fun of enough, thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/less-than-attractive-at-the-people-pages/26861/9 "2000-07-26T03:07:02Z")
Double what Saint Zero said. Except the thought never occured to me until just now. ---
**Author:** ![obfusciatrist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/less-than-attractive-at-the-people-pages/26861/10 "2000-07-26T03:09:37Z")
\ By all means, if I offended anyone close the thread. Such was not my intent. I’d been scrolling through the pictures again (an effort I very much appreciate techchick and Shayna!) and in several of them I wasn’t sure who the SD person was and who was someone who just happened to be in the picture. Right after one of these I saw SaxFace’s picture and it amused me and I posted (apparently unwisely). I thought Osip’s post was good natured teasing at my expense, thus my second post. SaxFace, if I offended you, I apologize. And please tell your dog that he/she is cute too. Moderators: Please close this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/less-than-attractive-at-the-people-pages/26861/11 "2000-07-26T03:12:59Z")
Ummmmmmm…actually, **obfusciatrist** was making a funny-funny. **SaxFace’s** picture has HER in a pink shirt, cuddling a big ol’ dawg. Get it? He was calling her cute, flirting, in his own special way. The joke was, he appeared to be confusing her with the dog. {brushing away the flop sweat} \*Psssst…a link might have helped, \*_obfie._ ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/less-than-attractive-at-the-people-pages/26861/12 "2000-07-26T03:18:28Z")
obfusciatrist, I know you did it to have fun. I completely understand that. I just don’t want to see anyone get their feelings hurt. I don’t mean anything mean by what I said I am just concerned for the people that have given their pics to us for the pages. I hope you understand that. ---
**Author:** ![seriousart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@seriousart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seriousart)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/less-than-attractive-at-the-people-pages/26861/13 "2000-07-26T03:35:14Z")
Have you seen that seriousart guy? yeeesh… ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/less-than-attractive-at-the-people-pages/26861/14 "2000-07-26T03:39:23Z")
And that matt\_mcl guy. Doesn’t he realize how much of a faggot he looks like? ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/less-than-attractive-at-the-people-pages/26861/15 "2000-07-26T03:43:32Z")
So far we’ve avoided the nasties that techie and coal-baby anticipated (as I did); good joke thread with too much potential for boogers we don’t want to know about. I _was_ going to triple what Anthracite said, but needed a reboot and the thread grew. Textual humour is a learned art. In the eye of the beholder means different things in _this_ medium. Good luck, people! ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/less-than-attractive-at-the-people-pages/26861/16 "2000-07-26T04:12:29Z")
I for one am not offended!!! I realize what an ugly fat bastard I am!!! I for one am not angry at obfusciatrist for pointing this out you BASTARD FELCHING FUCKER!!! SURE POINT IT OUT!!! POINT TO WHAMMO/B\_LINE12!! WHAT AN UGLY FAT BASTARD HE IS!! COULD YOU MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS!!! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!! Im sorry… really… I dont know where that came from. Who the hell posted my picture anyway. I bet I have nicer breasts then ANY of you. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/less-than-attractive-at-the-people-pages/26861/17 "2000-07-26T04:18:57Z")
I’ll double **Silver\_Fire’s** doubling of what **Saint Zero** said–I ain’t having my ugly mug laughed at by you guys. You’ll just have to be content with laughing at my opinions instead. ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/less-than-attractive-at-the-people-pages/26861/18 "2000-07-26T04:26:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Whammo \* > \*\* > I for one am not angry at obfusciatrist for pointing this out you BASTARD FELCHING FUCKER!!! SURE POINT IT OUT!!! POINT TO WHAMMO/B\_LINE12!! WHAT AN UGLY FAT BASTARD HE IS!! COULD YOU MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS!!! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!! > 😉 \*\* Aaaww shut the hell up you fat, ugly bastard!!! (Just jealous that I don’t have a picture where I’m holding my own head.) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/less-than-attractive-at-the-people-pages/26861/19 "2000-07-26T04:27:31Z")
Shit. OK. My first and last time doing that. I promise! ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/less-than-attractive-at-the-people-pages/26861/20 "2000-07-26T04:37:16Z")
Whammo walks away down the road like the incredible hulk as the human David Banner at the end of the show. Hoping and trying to find someone that will accept him. **sad, lonely(end of incredible hulk) music plays** [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/less-than-attractive-at-the-people-pages/26861.md?page=2)