# Let me make your arbitrary decisions for you

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-make-your-arbitrary-decisions-for-you/173247>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 5, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-make-your-arbitrary-decisions-for-you/173247 "2003-05-05T19:01:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-make-your-arbitrary-decisions-for-you/173247/61 "2003-05-07T00:36:00Z")

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Kill or be killed?

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**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-make-your-arbitrary-decisions-for-you/173247/62 "2003-05-07T02:35:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Scylla \*  
> \*\*Kill or be killed? \*\*

How soon do you need this decision?

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**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-make-your-arbitrary-decisions-for-you/173247/63 "2003-05-07T02:38:11Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lainaf \*  
> \*\*How soon do you need this decision? \*\*

Scratch that.

How about  
Live free or die?

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-make-your-arbitrary-decisions-for-you/173247/64 "2003-05-07T02:53:18Z")

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Leftover Easter candy or chocolate chip cookies?

Pizza or Chinese food?

Cats or dragons?

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**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-make-your-arbitrary-decisions-for-you/173247/65 "2003-05-07T02:58:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Scylla \*  
> \*\*Live free or die? \*\*

How soon do you need _this_ decision?

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**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-make-your-arbitrary-decisions-for-you/173247/66 "2003-05-07T03:02:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kat \*  
> **Leftover Easter candy or chocolate chip cookies?**  
> –\>Mmmmmm, chocolate chip cookies.  
> **Pizza or Chinese food?**  
> –\>Pizza. Didn’t you have eggrolls and french fries for lunch like everyone else?  
> \*\*Cats or dragons? \*\*  
> –\> Dragons if you can get 'em. Odd question from someone named **Kat**.

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**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-make-your-arbitrary-decisions-for-you/173247/67 "2003-05-07T03:43:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Scylla \*  
> \*\*Kill or be killed? \*\*

**Scylla,** That blimp deserved to die. No one is blaming you.

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**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-make-your-arbitrary-decisions-for-you/173247/68 "2003-05-07T04:06:27Z")

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> Again, I apologize for the delay in my answer. You should’ve had it then, but if it’s still sitting out, throw it away.

Too late. On the bright side, I got to miss work while having my stomach pumped. 😉

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**Author:** ![Zenham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a5b964/32.png) [@Zenham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenham)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-make-your-arbitrary-decisions-for-you/173247/69 "2003-05-07T04:42:00Z")

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Innie or Outie?

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**Author:** ![beckwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b487fb/32.png) [@beckwall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beckwall)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-make-your-arbitrary-decisions-for-you/173247/70 "2003-05-07T04:45:10Z")

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Should I fly up to Sacramento this weekend to see the Kings play Dallas, or should I wait until we make it to the next round? I can only afford to do one or the other. A sure thing versus a kindof/maybe sure thing…

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**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-make-your-arbitrary-decisions-for-you/173247/71 "2003-05-07T04:59:32Z")

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Ginger or Mary Ann?

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**Author:** ![Penguin\_assassin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5e9695/32.png) [@Penguin\_assassin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penguin_assassin)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-make-your-arbitrary-decisions-for-you/173247/72 "2003-05-07T05:00:30Z")

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Lurk or post?

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**Author:** ![Zenham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a5b964/32.png) [@Zenham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenham)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-make-your-arbitrary-decisions-for-you/173247/73 "2003-05-07T05:24:13Z")

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Too late.

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**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-make-your-arbitrary-decisions-for-you/173247/74 "2003-05-07T12:30:13Z")

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> \*Originally posted by beckwall \*  
> \*\*Should I fly up to Sacramento this weekend to see the Kings play Dallas, or should I wait until we make it to the next round? I can only afford to do one or the other. A sure thing versus a kindof/maybe sure thing… \*\*

Go this weekend. Your support could be the deciding factor.

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> \*Originally posted by Zenham \*  
> \*\*Too late. \*\*

Is this a response to…

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> \*Originally posted by Penguin assassinPenguin assassin \*  
> \*\*Lurk or post? \*\*

or

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> _Originally posted by Zenham_  
> \*\*Innie or Outie? \*\*

?

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**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-make-your-arbitrary-decisions-for-you/173247/75 "2003-05-07T12:31:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Cicero \*  
> \*\*Ginger or Mary Ann? \*\*

What exactly are you planning to do with this decision?

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-make-your-arbitrary-decisions-for-you/173247/76 "2003-05-07T12:36:21Z")

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My wife told me I need a haircut because it looks like I have “a carpet” on my head. It’s my lunch break now. Should I go to the barber’s or just mooch around?

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**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-make-your-arbitrary-decisions-for-you/173247/77 "2003-05-07T13:12:31Z")

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Cake or death?

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**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-make-your-arbitrary-decisions-for-you/173247/78 "2003-05-07T14:32:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jjimm \*  
> \*\*My wife told me I need a haircut because it looks like I have “a carpet” on my head. It’s my lunch break now. Should I go to the barber’s or just mooch around? \*\*

You should let your wife make all your arbitrary decisions for you. Life will be much simpler that way.

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> \*Originally posted by Francesca \*  
> \*\*Cake or death? \*\*

Cake good. Death bad.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-make-your-arbitrary-decisions-for-you/173247/79 "2003-05-07T15:00:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lainaf \*  
> **You should let your wife make all your arbitrary decisions for you. Life will be much simpler that way.**

Good idea! I must ask her if I’m allowed to do that.

Got my hair cut, BTW.

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**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-make-your-arbitrary-decisions-for-you/173247/80 "2003-05-07T17:08:49Z")

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Listen to voicemails or read emails? Please.

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