# Let me show you a really remarkable photograph.

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-show-you-a-really-remarkable-photograph/532720
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 17, 2010, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-show-you-a-really-remarkable-photograph/532720 "2010-03-17T02:36:03Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2010, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-show-you-a-really-remarkable-photograph/532720/1 "2010-03-17T02:36:03Z")

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A photo a buddy of mine took while [caving](http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z40/Samnite_photos/pletheggs.jpg).

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### Author: ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2010, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-show-you-a-really-remarkable-photograph/532720/2 "2010-03-17T02:41:06Z")

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Whoa. Awesome.

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### Author: ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2010, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-show-you-a-really-remarkable-photograph/532720/3 "2010-03-17T02:42:11Z")

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Wow!! 🙂

That’s fantastic!

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### Author: ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2010, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-show-you-a-really-remarkable-photograph/532720/4 "2010-03-17T03:37:01Z")

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Neat both for the subject(s) and the quality, wow!

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### Author: ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2010, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-show-you-a-really-remarkable-photograph/532720/5 "2010-03-17T03:41:52Z")

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“…and if you come one inch closer to my baby-eggs, I will rip your mammalian head off…”

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### Author: ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2010, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-show-you-a-really-remarkable-photograph/532720/6 "2010-03-17T04:09:40Z")

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Did he try and sell your buddy auto insurance?

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### Author: ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2010, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-show-you-a-really-remarkable-photograph/532720/7 "2010-03-17T04:16:46Z")

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Awwwww, so cute! It’s really cool the way you can see the babies.

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### Author: ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2010, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-show-you-a-really-remarkable-photograph/532720/8 "2010-03-17T04:29:56Z")

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Great picture.

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### Author: ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2010, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-show-you-a-really-remarkable-photograph/532720/9 "2010-03-17T04:30:57Z")

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Aww, babies! That’s actually what I said when I opened it. I want to take the gecko and the babies and take them home and hug them and squeeze them and call them George.

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### Author: ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2010, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-show-you-a-really-remarkable-photograph/532720/10 "2010-03-17T04:42:34Z")

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So, how did they taste?

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### Author: ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2010, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-show-you-a-really-remarkable-photograph/532720/11 "2010-03-17T05:15:06Z")

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> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#):
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> “…and if you come one inch closer to my baby-eggs, I will rip your mammalian head off…”

I love how the light slants down and points directly to her head, like _DUN DUN_…

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> Aww, babies! That’s actually what I said when I opened it. I want to take the gecko and the babies and take them home and hug them and squeeze them and call them George.

Heh. These little guys are actually slimy salamanders (_Plethodon glutinosus_), and I thank the heavens that I chose to enter a profession in which I get to see stuff like this all the time. 😃

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### Author: ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2010, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-show-you-a-really-remarkable-photograph/532720/12 "2010-03-17T05:16:21Z")

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> [@cmyk](#):
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> So, how did they taste?

Hey, don’t laugh. 30 seconds after this photo was taken, all those eggs hatched and tried to attach themselves to his face. :eek:

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### Author: ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2010, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-show-you-a-really-remarkable-photograph/532720/13 "2010-03-17T08:19:27Z")

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Oh, those are EGGS.

I thought the lizard was a marbles champion.

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### Author: ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2010, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-show-you-a-really-remarkable-photograph/532720/14 "2010-03-17T09:18:10Z")

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It looks like a collection of human eyeballs. I bet that cute salamander face is hiding the deranged mind of a serial killer. With an eyeball fetish.

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### Author: ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2010, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-show-you-a-really-remarkable-photograph/532720/15 "2010-03-18T15:53:31Z")

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That little critter laid those big eggs???

The human equivalent would seem to be giving birth to something the size of an average 4 year old.

Epidural had DAMN well better work, for that!!

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### Author: ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2010, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-show-you-a-really-remarkable-photograph/532720/16 "2010-03-18T16:10:18Z")

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That’s awesome.

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### Author: ![maladroit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@maladroit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maladroit)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2010, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-show-you-a-really-remarkable-photograph/532720/17 "2010-03-18T16:44:12Z")

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Love it, thanks for sharing!

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### Author: ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2010, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-show-you-a-really-remarkable-photograph/532720/18 "2010-03-18T21:28:17Z")

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I add my “Neat!” and “Thanks for sharing.” to the piles.

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### Author: ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2010, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-show-you-a-really-remarkable-photograph/532720/19 "2010-03-18T21:46:19Z")

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Huh. My initial thought was “What’s salamander for ‘Fuck you. Go away.’?”

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### Author: ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2010, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-me-show-you-a-really-remarkable-photograph/532720/20 "2010-03-18T22:39:24Z")

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> [@Ogre](#):
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> Hey, don’t laugh. 30 seconds after this photo was taken, all those eggs hatched and tried to attach themselves to his face. :eek:

Does he have anymore pictures of them after they hatched? I’d love to see them.

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