# Let Us All Write A Story Together. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 31, 2003, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-us-all-write-a-story-together/151936 "2003-01-31T19:34:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-us-all-write-a-story-together/151936/21 "2003-01-31T20:40:28Z")
[sub] **continued from Max Carnage’s post** [/sub] "dang that Gopher looks hot in his… ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-us-all-write-a-story-together/151936/22 "2003-01-31T20:57:56Z")
skimpy g-string". Canadians who happened to be passing the Gopher also stopped and gawked, exclaiming, "… ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-us-all-write-a-story-together/151936/23 "2003-01-31T21:00:24Z")
Faith an’ Begorrah!" ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-us-all-write-a-story-together/151936/24 "2003-01-31T21:04:49Z")
Faith an’ Begorrah!, That Gopher sure has tight buns! My how they gleam in the tropical ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-us-all-write-a-story-together/151936/25 "2003-01-31T21:07:25Z")
fruit punch that Doc just poured down the backside of his thong." Captain Stubing drooled as Gopher… ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-us-all-write-a-story-together/151936/26 "2003-01-31T21:08:51Z")
Brokers… ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-us-all-write-a-story-together/151936/27 "2003-01-31T21:17:45Z")
pranced gaily in the warm caribbean sunset, sweat glistening on his delightfully flabby pecs. "I gotta get me ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-us-all-write-a-story-together/151936/28 "2003-02-01T00:12:03Z")
a WOMAN!!" said ---
**Author:** ![raisinbread](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8491ac/32.png) [@raisinbread](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raisinbread)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-us-all-write-a-story-together/151936/29 "2003-02-01T02:16:15Z")
the bright red fire engine. When a bunch of ducks suddenly alighted from a nearby mud puddle and did a merry dance for joy for it was ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-us-all-write-a-story-together/151936/30 "2003-02-01T02:30:48Z")
a wild shift of perspective… a dizzying, instantaneous quantum leap rending the very fabric of time and space. The crew screamed in horror as they were immolated. ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-us-all-write-a-story-together/151936/31 "2003-02-01T02:33:50Z")
“Woo Hoo!” laughed God, “Did you see what I did?” ---
**Author:** ![djxiii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6f9a4e/32.png) [@djxiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/djxiii)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-us-all-write-a-story-together/151936/32 "2003-02-01T02:39:54Z")
“What’s in this Punch?” asked Captain Stubing, shaking his head. Gopher continued to dance unaware of the odd punch-induced hallucinations of his captain. “Fascinating.” Spock said dryly before ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-us-all-write-a-story-together/151936/33 "2003-02-01T02:47:21Z")
wetting the inner folds of his pointy aural on-yonders with a punch-soaked finger. No one noticed the tremors, until ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-us-all-write-a-story-together/151936/34 "2003-02-01T02:47:43Z")
I’m laughing so hard I’m spitting Fresca. This is hilarious. Having said that? You guys SUCK at taking direction. 😃 😃 😃 😃 Carry on !!! ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-us-all-write-a-story-together/151936/35 "2003-02-01T02:58:50Z")
Well, yeah, but you know after about twelve words, the mind reels just getta spinning, and it’s a free for all after that. So it goes, just enjoy the ride…😛 ---
**Author:** ![djxiii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6f9a4e/32.png) [@djxiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/djxiii)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-us-all-write-a-story-together/151936/36 "2003-02-01T03:02:00Z")
the young Ensign in the red shirt fell into a crack that appeared directly beneath him! "We should get back ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-us-all-write-a-story-together/151936/37 "2003-02-01T04:03:15Z")
to the Bridge!" … But it was too late. The poor, young red-shirted ensign had ---
**Author:** ![raisinbread](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8491ac/32.png) [@raisinbread](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raisinbread)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-us-all-write-a-story-together/151936/38 "2003-02-01T04:19:41Z")
realized that a Klingon boy of his age would have lived through that but he suddenly received a message from ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-us-all-write-a-story-together/151936/39 "2003-02-01T04:22:17Z")
been imolated by a blast of Fresca. "He’s dead, Jim. Damnit, I’m a doctor not ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-us-all-write-a-story-together/151936/40 "2003-02-01T07:41:05Z")
“a sous chef,” as he bent to examine the ensign. He poked the ensign’s chest with a finger, muttering “just about done… The only way to recover this man is to take him to…” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-us-all-write-a-story-together/151936.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-us-all-write-a-story-together/151936.md?page=3)