# Let your cat post here **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 6, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-your-cat-post-here/166856 "2003-04-06T12:51:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-your-cat-post-here/166856/1 "2003-04-06T12:51:35Z")
The following is from Cookie Monster: > [@](#): > > gb89uot7vh/9um,poiu9,m. cvx cvxdf;sleio She also opened the “Help” window and maximised the browser window to full screen. How clever is that? Any more cats care to share? ---
**Author:** ![ladydisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@ladydisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladydisco)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-your-cat-post-here/166856/2 "2003-04-06T12:55:39Z")
I’m glad you asked… [Here are a few examples of Ferguson’s keyboard skills.](http://members.rogers.com/ladydisco/fergArt.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-your-cat-post-here/166856/3 "2003-04-06T13:13:57Z")
awww, boo! Normally you can’t keep mine off the keyboard, they get jealous cos I pay the 'puter more attention than them, but they seem to have all buggered off! Boo! Maybe they are shy? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Fritz\_The\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f17d59/32.png) [@Fritz\_The\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fritz_The_Cat)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-your-cat-post-here/166856/4 "2003-04-06T13:14:03Z")
Sorry, My cat refuses to use the computer. Mumbles something about someone he calls “BG” monopolizing the catnip market. ---
**Author:** ![Madame\_Zelda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Madame\_Zelda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madame_Zelda)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-your-cat-post-here/166856/5 "2003-04-06T13:33:46Z")
Whenever I break out my laptop, 3 of my 4 cats feel compelled to try to go online, looking for little kitty chat rooms, no doubt. Charlie says: asdi8210 asdiopqwe asopicv, Dopers. Sissy says: i r a gud tiper nad kan lmozt spel Boots, just says: thththththththpppppp. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-your-cat-post-here/166856/6 "2003-04-06T14:07:18Z")
Let me go get Zazou. Hang on. r That was all he typed, before gingerly stepping _over_ the keyboard. I suppose I have him too well trained or something. ---
**Author:** ![80sHairMetalMaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ed655f/32.png) [@80sHairMetalMaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/80sHairMetalMaven)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-your-cat-post-here/166856/7 "2003-04-06T15:00:20Z")
:runs to get Buttercup and Rumpleteazer: Buttercup says:fdrxzgfgcb frxgtfcpx io;p[;/,Dopers. Rumpleteazer says:refaewathrtshgb kjii90989088439[ qm,Dopers. Usually at least one non-necessary window opens up when Buttercup sits on my keyboard because she has such a huge ass. IDBB ---
**Author:** ![Alias](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e4f/32.png) [@Alias](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alias)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-your-cat-post-here/166856/8 "2003-04-06T15:26:29Z")
Catman says: m kfdmkjfvgokfkgogvboldyhjhpn;yhdlo ---
**Author:** ![BleizDu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9dc877/32.png) [@BleizDu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BleizDu)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-your-cat-post-here/166856/9 "2003-04-06T15:32:51Z")
Dopette says: ``` vccc xwlmmmmm ,;;;;;;;;; ``` She’s fond of the space bar. ---
**Author:** ![DoNKeY\_BaSHeR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DoNKeY\_BaSHeR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoNKeY_BaSHeR)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-your-cat-post-here/166856/10 "2003-04-06T15:55:07Z")
Shampoo says: m., … she’s more of a mouse pointer attacker!! Neko says nothing, she usually just steps in front of the keyboard and stands there to get my attention… she wants her chair back ---
**Author:** ![StanDup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@StanDup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StanDup)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-your-cat-post-here/166856/11 "2003-04-06T18:10:35Z")
Ray says > [@](#): > > I want chicken, I want liver, meow mix, meow mix, plese deliver 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![xcheopis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/bc8723/32.png) [@xcheopis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xcheopis)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-your-cat-post-here/166856/12 "2003-04-06T19:46:07Z")
**Kiku-san** says: > [@](#): > > Stupid monkey! Put me down! ---
**Author:** ![Siegfried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Siegfried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siegfried)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-your-cat-post-here/166856/13 "2003-04-06T21:05:42Z")
My cat’s always fighting me for control on my laptop. Usually, she’s just using it to sleep on or surf kitty porn. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen my browser pointed to “Teenage Pussies in Heat!” after a quick run to the bathroom. Anyway, here is what Yellow has to say: > [@](#): > > Siegfried does naughty things while watching the Teletubbies! Meow! Okay, the cat is never posting here again. ---
**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-your-cat-post-here/166856/14 "2003-04-06T21:18:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Topaz \* > \*\*Ray says > > > [@](#): > > > > I want chicken, I want liver, meow mix, meow mix, plese deliver > > 🙂 \*\* Stupid cat can’t even spell! ---
**Author:** ![Caesar\_s\_Ghost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/73ab20/32.png) [@Caesar\_s\_Ghost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caesar_s_Ghost)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-your-cat-post-here/166856/15 "2003-04-06T22:14:44Z")
Okay. I just walked into the front room, picked Sneakers off the floor in front of the screen door where he’d been avidly bird-watching for the last hour, and plunked him down. Here is his Shakespearean work of art: n n hn Here is Molly’s. She was unhappy about being picked up. (line breaks added by my human self) tgr87787878787878787878787878fgvfgv fgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvf gvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfg v78jnhumhjmnuhjmnuhjmnuhjmnuhjmnuh jmnuhjmnuhjmnuhjmnuhjmnuhjmnuhjmnuh jmnuhjmnuhjmnuhjmnuhjmnuhjmnhjmnuhjm nuhjmnuhjmnuhjmnuhjmnuhjmnuhjmnuhj mnuhjmnuhjmnuhjmnuhjmnuhjmnuhj mnuk ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-your-cat-post-here/166856/16 "2003-04-06T22:33:31Z")
I’m behind the door and you’re not! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-your-cat-post-here/166856/17 "2003-04-06T22:47:05Z")
Ah, tough one. I just closed the “let your kid who can’t read or write post here” thread, and now I see it was based on this one. Hmmm. Well, fair’s fair, the judgment call is the same: the idea is mildly amusing, but we’re really not looking for threads filled with pure gibberish. I mean, apart from the tons of gibberish we already get in the Queen’s English, that is. No offense **jjimm** my man, but this one’s closed too.