# Let's all talk about badchad more!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-talk-about-badchad-more/395935>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 14, 2007, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-talk-about-badchad-more/395935 "2007-03-14T20:20:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-talk-about-badchad-more/395935/1 "2007-03-14T20:20:07Z")

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is… more **Badchad!**

Oh **Badchad** , you fill my waking moments with dreams about your intelligence and decorum. I love you so much that I could not resist making another thread about you. Oh **Badchad** , Chad… Please hate me! You drive me crazy with jealousy. Why only hate **Polycarp** and **Tomndebb**? I am a liberal Christian too! Please stalk me! I can feel you in my pee pee!

I know we already have three threads about you, but this is the only thread where-in I feel comfortable enough to show you my love. I truly think the Straight Dope will benefit from more of you. Please post more. Post everywhere. Everyone, please post about **badchad** , I beg of you! Fill the Pit with stinking ire! Fill it to the brim with mindless popularity contests and monotonous bickering. Shove it down the throats of the world like a stinking pile of gorilla feces. Stomp on my soul like a hobo that caught fire. I am an addict, and **badchad** is my fix.

BUT WAIT. Lest anyone say this thread is without merit, I wrote a poem:

Badchad, badchad, may I count the ways  
you make me want to scream  
In pain, in joy, with laughter and tears  
Your one-trick ponly comforts all my fears

Stalking, sniping, and being a fucking jerk  
I loathe your attitude  
But through thick and thin, you are a member  
From January and even to December

People may want to ban your guts,  
you filthy sack of shit,  
But like i said before with my writing in the sand  
even a troll may carry a flower  
in his ugly, oafish hand

So let us see more of you, more and more and more!  
until your being fills us to the brim, and your hatred stuffs our pores  
You may be rude and lame and droll  
But, I for one, welcome our new overlord troll

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Get the hook!

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**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-talk-about-badchad-more/395935/2 "2007-03-14T20:23:06Z")

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[QUOTE=Autolycus]  
\<snip\> I can feel you in my pee pee!\<snip\>  
[/QUOTE]

This is disturbingly funny right here.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-talk-about-badchad-more/395935/3 "2007-03-14T20:24:13Z")

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Bravo! How about another poem? That was marvelous!

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-talk-about-badchad-more/395935/4 "2007-03-14T20:25:43Z")

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Very funny OP, **Autolycus** , but we really don’t need another **badchad** thread, even one to complain about all the **badchad** threads.