Owing to various unlikely circumstances (possibly involving a will, a deceased sea captain and a 108-year-old lady), a ne’er-do-well young white man aged between 18 and 22 is awarded custody of seven teenage black girls (minimum age 14, maximum 17) whom he has to raise, acting as guide, mentor and father figure. In less time than you’d think*, all seven girls actually have their eyes set on him – but he, being the naive kind, never notices.
As an extra gag, the guy has a pair of pet beavers which he keeps in the bathtub. We never actually see the beavers, but we sometimes hear them slapping their tails on the water when someone says an especially funny line.
Owing to various unlikely circumstances (possibly involving a will, a deceased sea captain and a 108-year-old lady), a ne’er-do-well young white man aged between 18 and 22 is awarded custody of seven teenage black girls (minimum age 14, maximum 17) whom he has to raise, acting as guide, mentor and father figure. In less time than you’d think*, all seven girls actually have their eyes set on him – but he, being the naive kind, never notices.
As an extra gag, the guy has a pair of pet beavers which he keeps in the bathtub. We never actually see the beavers, but we sometimes hear them slapping their tails on the water when someone says an especially funny line."
The parallels between the seven black girls and the beavers is duly noted and is fertile soil for hilarity. You sir, will be my head writer.
Hmmm… maybe if you change ‘have their eyes set on him’ to ‘have their eyes cut out by him’ - because he’s a serial killer! Hilarity and wacky hi-jinks ensue as he tries to keep the cops from finding the bodies!
The really sad part is that now I have plot-lines running through my head. (Somebody shoot me! Now!)
The first episode probably has our hero going in to the local courthouse to pay a parking ticket; but he accidentally walks in on a custody hearing instead and, in a burst of legal confusion, is awarded legal guardianship of the seven girls. After a few hi-jinks, they’re about to blow the whistle on the mistake, but then they find out that the place they were supposed to be going is a real hell-hole. However, the guy and his beavers save the day somehow, so the girls decide to stick to him. Er, stick with him.
Can we have them get pregnant by him and THEN he cuts their eyes out? I wanna make a statement about teenage pregnancy while concomitantly exploring the morality of serial killing. All in good fun of course. After all, this is FOX, home of the ZANIEST entertainment going!
Start with 20 three months pregnant women. Have ten of them abort. showing the whole process. Have the other ten carry to term, give birth and give the baby up for adoption, showing the whole process. A year later, talk to each group and see who is happier with their decision.
This is from a MPSIMS thread Ok,Im new here,Carol is the name, which, despite the title is about ‘paranormal’ activity. I made a serious post there, and just realized that it would work here equally well, but not as a sitcom:
We could call it…Special Ops. No, wait…Very Special Ops.
I get that everyone likes to stick it to Fox News because the network is run by morons, but Fox is run by an entirely different group of people who don’t give a shit what political affiliation you carry.
Change the black girls to Japanese girls and make the 14 year old ridiculously busty and you have an anime!
In the anime though the beavers are incredibly cute and can talk.
