# Let's all try to be like jarbabyj! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 21, 2001, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801 "2001-04-21T20:08:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/1 "2001-04-21T20:08:53Z")
Post your own constructed profanities here. Give obscenities, one-liners, paragraphs, whatever. My favorites are: **shitheel** (Thanks to Carl Hiaasen) **shit biscuit** (Thanks to my brother) **ass-nose** (Thanks to Reverend Watkins)(My favorite sermon, by the way.) All hail Queen **jarbabyj!** ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/2 "2001-04-21T20:11:09Z")
So I’m sitting here, listening to winamp playing The Cars, and I’m wondering if you’re showing admiration or being sarcastic. Then I wonder if it’s worth the effort to figure it out. And I decide it isn’t. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/3 "2001-04-21T20:14:28Z")
what am I? Your fucking clown? Your goddam court jester? you fuckin’ pissladle. 😃 jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/4 "2001-04-21T20:17:00Z")
I’m in awe, that was an amazing post. **Saint Zero** , excellent. So much said in so few words. I’m really laughing my ass off here. great stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/5 "2001-04-21T20:17:05Z")
Admiration. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/6 "2001-04-21T20:24:16Z")
It’s interesting that the posts dedicated to jarbaby seem so ambiguous to so many people as to whether they’re sincere praise or sarcastic slam. 🙂 Mine, of course, are sincere praise and admiration. The ability to make the English language your bitch is something I most truly admire. 😉 jayjay ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/7 "2001-04-21T20:37:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\*what am I? Your fucking clown? Your goddam court jester? > \*\* Yes. 😃 With her it’s a construction/tool thing. 🙂 ass **hammer** , pussy\*\*shovel[/b.] So… twatlevel, cockscraper, asslevel, etc… 🙂 Although she seems to have gotten into kitchen utensils with piss **ladle**. Can twatspatula be far behind? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/8 "2001-04-21T21:39:23Z")
**fucknugget** **assnoodle** **herr cockmeister** **cankerdick** **shit dumpling** ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/9 "2001-04-21T22:54:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > > Although she seems to have gotten into kitchen utensils with piss **ladle**. Can twatspatula be far behind? 🙂 \*\* George Foreman Tit Griddle 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ScoobyTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@ScoobyTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ScoobyTX)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/10 "2001-04-21T23:28:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by beagledave \* > George Foreman Tit Griddle 😉 \*\* Is that what you use to make **fuckwaffles**? ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/11 "2001-04-21T23:39:18Z")
I would tell y’all to go felch a dead goat, but that would be abuse of a perfectly good dead goat and an insult to those that engage in that practice for fun. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/12 "2001-04-22T01:13:46Z")
Well I hope you cumguzzling,rimjobbing assclowns are happy… I just sprayed diet coke all over my screen. Damn bunch of jabronis! ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/13 "2001-04-22T01:26:04Z")
this is what happens when you let the cuntbuckets and dickwrenches take over. ---
**Author:** ![black\_rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@black\_rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/black_rabbit)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/14 "2001-04-22T07:17:38Z")
Listen, **fucksolders** : I wish all you **gashdrivers** would shut the fuck up about this already. You **assdremels** are beginning to to get on my nerves. ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/15 "2001-04-22T08:57:16Z")
This thread is strictly for **snatchloafers.** ---
**Author:** ![hashiriya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6bbea6/32.png) [@hashiriya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hashiriya)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/16 "2001-04-22T10:02:05Z")
don’t forget so of the other Jarbaby greatest hits: Assknob Titsack Titwrench Cocksocket - my new favorite BTW. These power tools and more coming soon to your local Ace Hardware store! All Hail the queen!! I personally also like maggotblower and gnathumper. -hashiriya- ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/17 "2001-04-22T12:41:56Z")
Sincere admiration or not? How about the fact that I plan to shamelessly steal as many of her words (Esp. **cocksocket** ) as I can? My personal entre? **Fuckleberry.** ---
**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/18 "2001-04-22T16:32:20Z")
This thread reminded me that the Talladega race is on today. I’m sure I’ll hear the following being bellowed at ear-splitting decibals as the day progresses: **knobgobbler!!** **cumgargler!!** **twattweaker!!** **shitlicker!!** Gentlemen, start your engines… ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/19 "2001-04-22T17:30:13Z")
I can swear that I’ve read **cockfloss** somewhere on these boards. I like how that one rhymes, just like **cumdump.** ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/20 "2001-04-22T17:33:39Z")
Ah, you’re all a buncha dicklathes. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801.md?page=2)