# Let's all try to be like jarbabyj! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 21, 2001, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801 "2001-04-21T20:08:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/21 "2001-04-22T17:41:40Z")
Hmm… :: pondering the implications of **dicklathe** :: :: considers what a lathe does :: Now, if I was acting as a lathe… :eek: Call me. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![drpepper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8baadc/32.png) [@drpepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drpepper)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/22 "2001-04-22T17:56:40Z")
> [@](#): > > I can swear that I’ve read cockfloss somewhere on these boards. I like how that one rhymes, just like cumdump. It’s called assonance. Ahem. Really. ---
**Author:** ![mighty\_maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2acd7d/32.png) [@mighty\_maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mighty_maxx)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/23 "2001-04-22T21:01:10Z")
In the power tool category: **Crapsaw shitbit fuckjumper** Irrelevance to body parts and various articles of clothing: **buttnose** (compliments of a 5 year old on the street)\*\* Shitsock pubefloss\*\*, as in a piece of… ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/24 "2001-04-22T21:20:50Z")
My favorite of late (that I invented all by myself) is **dungfucker**. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/25 "2001-04-22T22:16:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mighty\_maxx \* > Crapsaw my sweet holy christ that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. CRAPSAW. You motherfucking crapsaw…I’m going to use that today. Where’s my husband? jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/26 "2001-04-23T05:34:23Z")
Lessee here…dredging a few up from my old days on the railroad, back in the '70’s: Cockknocker Whoremaster Dickfucker (not sure how that works, exactly) Fuckmonkey Efficient movement of freight rquires much cursing, apparently. ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/27 "2001-04-23T05:34:41Z")
**Shithook** **Fartwhiffer** **Mungwhalloper** **Bungmiester** **Crapslurper** Many more, but it’s late. ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/28 "2001-04-23T05:38:24Z")
Ooh! I almost forgot: **Needledick the Bugfucker** ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/29 "2001-04-23T07:24:12Z")
Sirs, It has come to our attention that you are using our names without prior permission. Please desist or we will be forced to take legal action. Sincerely, Bungmesiter, Twattweaker, Pubefloss, Pissladle & Snatchloafer, Attorneys at Law ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/30 "2001-04-23T12:39:45Z")
All of those are good, but my favorite from the boards is **Fuckdrop** , said not so long ago by **Nocturne** 😃 . Jarbaby’s insults are exceptional, though. You may now return to your regularly scheduled posts. ---
**Author:** ![moi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/31 "2001-04-23T12:44:26Z")
I related this thread to **cat** last night (yes, mostly for the excuse to call him a **crapsaw** at top volume) and managed to also refer to him as a **titsnorter** and a **snatchrachet**. Can I get some points for these? I need to see how far a long I am to preparing my first Pit thread… ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/32 "2001-04-23T12:59:48Z")
**snatchrachet**. Heh. That’s a good one. I’ll be looking for the chance to call someone that all day now. Way to go **moi**! ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/33 "2001-04-23T14:09:30Z")
Allow me to interject: \*\*Cumsponge Spunkweasel Cuntvise Cockfilleter Sheistenmeister Cockstraw\*\* ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/34 "2001-04-23T14:16:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by RickJay \* > > Sheistenmeister Well of course you know, this one’s my favorite. GERMAN insults, now that’s a category I’ve never set foot in. 😃 jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/35 "2001-04-23T14:37:32Z")
Is anyone going to Hawaii anytime soon? Could you bring me back a **butt monkey?** ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/36 "2001-04-23T14:40:45Z")
[sulk]nobody likes _my_ german insult…[/sulk] _runs off to corner to whimper_ j/k Spunkweasel…hmmm…that’s a keeper! ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/37 "2001-04-23T14:43:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pulykamell \* > [sulk]nobody likes _my_ german insult…[/sulk] Herr Cockmeister is an insult? I know a guy who would tattoo that on his chest. 😃 jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/38 "2001-04-23T14:43:30Z")
Oh, wait, I see… not German enough. perhaps I shoulda writ **Herr Schwanzmeister** or **Fraeulein Fickenkopf** instead ---
**Author:** ![that\_darn\_cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@that\_darn\_cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/that_darn_cat)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/39 "2001-04-23T14:55:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\*what am I? Your fucking clown? Your goddam court jester? > > you fuckin’ pissladle. 😃 > > jarbaby > > \*\* Don’t you mean **cuntjester**? ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/40 "2001-04-23T16:43:54Z")
I’ve been known to tell people to shut their **cockholsters** when I just can’t stand to hear their voice anymore. I think that is one of my favorites. A common warning in my old place of work was for people to keep their **shithooks** or **assgrabbers** off of other peoples things. **Sweaty-sackfloss** and **Dinglebutter** are staples of any good shopping list. Oh and **Arden** dear, you already have a **cockscraper**. It’s right below your nose and above your chin. Easy with the teeth, though. And for some reason, **black** s **assdremel** has me chuckling mightily(the _word_, not the _use of_.) What a puddle of **twatspittle**. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801.md?page=3)