# Let's all try to be like jarbabyj!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 21, 2001, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801 "2001-04-21T20:08:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/41 "2001-04-23T16:54:13Z")

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It’s a real tool, but sounds like it oughtta be applied to a _real_ tool: **Bung Wrench**.

Sports-related:  
**Dung-surfer**

Wildlife:  
**Wrinkle-necked Stinksnake**

Misc:  
**Turdsmoker**

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/42 "2001-04-23T17:01:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by thinksnow \*  
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> Oh and **Arden** dear, you already have a **cockscraper**. It’s right below your nose and above your chin. Easy with the teeth, though.  
> \*\*

Dear, if it’s scraping, something’s not right! That’s one thing I never _ever_ do wrong.

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/43 "2001-04-23T17:20:32Z")

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Oh, and before I forget. A friend of mine uses this one a lot as his ultimate, non-gender specific insult and it always cracks me up.

**festering twat-beast**

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/44 "2001-04-23T21:02:15Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*\*Arden Ranger \*\*  
> Dear, if it’s scraping, something’s not right! That’s one thing I never _ever_ do wrong.

Yup, she’s a keeper!

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> festering twat-beast

On second thought…

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/45 "2001-04-23T21:07:01Z")

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I didn’t say he ever called _ME_ that!

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**Author:** ![mighty\_maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2acd7d/32.png) [@mighty\_maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mighty_maxx)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/46 "2001-04-23T21:07:27Z")

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**twat beast**

I just had an entire National Geographic article flash through my mind about the unexpected discovery of such an animal.\*\* The Illusive Twat Beast\*\*. HAHA. I’ll be snickering all day.

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**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/47 "2001-04-23T21:16:09Z")

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My baby sister once called me a **cumfar**. My mouth is still open in shock.

I like the idea of German swearwords: everything sounds like a curse when spoken in German. How about **Scheisseschnitzel? Kuntwurst? Dickschnitzel? Fuckwurst?** I’m obviously running dry.

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**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/48 "2001-04-23T21:19:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lissener \*  
> **My baby sister once called me a cumfar.**

That’s _ **cumfart.** _

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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/49 "2001-04-23T22:27:34Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by lissener \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by lissener \*  
> > **My baby sister once called me a cumfar.**
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> That’s _ **cumfart.** _ \*\*

Thank you, danke and _whew_ lissener, for clearing that up.

For I thought she was making some statement as to the projectory of your…well, you know…um…your…sticky stuff.

jarbaby

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/50 "2001-04-24T01:53:14Z")

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> My baby sister once called me a **cumfar**. My mouth is still open…I’m obviously running dry.

[sub]snicker[/sub]

\<chuckle\>

Mmmmph!  
**Bwuhahahahaa!**

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/51 "2001-04-24T02:38:10Z")

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Wow. Remember that line in **Billy Madison**? Something about being 10% dumber? I now fully understand that line.

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**Author:** ![moi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2001, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/52 "2001-05-07T15:09:10Z")

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[gloating]  
So, it’s been fourteen days, and **that darn cat** still hasn’t come up with his own jarbabyism.  
I was explaining the idea of jarbabyisms to our non-SDMB roommate (horrors!) and rejoicing in Arden’s praise of **snatchratchet** (Thanks, **Arden**! :D).  
Roommate pondered for a minute and said, “Like, **shitwidget**?”  
_moi gives a big grin of joy_ “Exactomundo!”  
_cat begins tearing out his hair and clawing at his eyes_

Needless to say, he is still known to break into sobs of shame at a moment’s notice…often after being called a shitwidget.  
[/gloating]

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2001, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/53 "2001-05-07T15:27:31Z")

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**asslizard**

found in a similar ecological niche as the buttmonkey, I guess

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**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/54 "2001-05-08T01:17:09Z")

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I’m getting to this a little late, but I’m picturing how well cocksocket and snatchrachet go together.

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/55 "2001-06-10T18:56:14Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \*  
> \*\*
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> > \*Originally posted by mighty\_maxx \*  
> > Crapsaw
> 
> my sweet holy christ that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.
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> CRAPSAW.
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> You motherfucking crapsaw…I’m going to use that today. Where’s my husband?
> 
> jarbaby \*\*

Wasn’t that Kate Crapsaw in “Indiana Jones And the Temple Of Doom?”

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/56 "2001-06-10T23:56:07Z")

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[A related thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=32246) for all you pitizens, ya prick picklers.

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2001, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/57 "2001-06-11T00:03:11Z")

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> \*Originally posted by iampunha \*  
> \*\*[A related thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=32246) for all you pitizens, ya prick picklers. \*\*

Oh gawd. I had a pickle about 20 minutes ago with my absolutely DEEEVINE homepacked burger. A **POX** upon thee, **iampunha** for distorting a recent and pleasantly filling memory!!!

\<—crossing eyes, fingers, making evil signs at **punha** , etc.

Cartooniverse

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2001, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/58 "2001-06-11T00:28:02Z")

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A personal favorite I haven’t seen yet

\*\* Buttweasel [/sub]

and the classic(thank you \*\* Office Space \*\*)  
\*\* assclown \*\*

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**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2001, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/59 "2001-06-11T00:35:26Z")

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I’m rather partial to **fuckles** myself. Sort of an earthy, dorkish clown.

"Now look here Fuckles . . . "

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2001, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-all-try-to-be-like-jarbabyj/62801/60 "2001-06-11T03:04:29Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Cartooniverse \*  
> A **POX** upon thee, **iampunha** for distorting a recent and pleasantly filling memory!!!
> 
> \<—crossing eyes, fingers, making evil signs at **punha** , etc.

Heehee:) I do aim to please, especially in the Pit.

Cumgarglers.

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