# Let's Ban All Theater and Drama! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 20, 2007, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-ban-all-theater-and-drama/400984 "2007-04-20T19:36:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2007, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-ban-all-theater-and-drama/400984/41 "2007-04-24T17:14:49Z")
[QUOTE=Anne Neville] But will they come when you do summon them? [/QUOTE] They’re horny little imps. ---
**Author:** ![Ex\_Scientia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f1d935/32.png) [@Ex\_Scientia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ex_Scientia)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2007, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-ban-all-theater-and-drama/400984/42 "2007-04-24T19:00:14Z")
I’m a white kid who plays _San Andreas_. Does this mean I’m a gangsta? ---
**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2007, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-ban-all-theater-and-drama/400984/43 "2007-04-24T19:22:49Z")
Come, come, no more of this unprofitable chat. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2007, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-ban-all-theater-and-drama/400984/44 "2007-04-24T20:19:46Z")
Eve Online has taught me how to be a successful interstellar arms manufacturer and dealer. ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2007, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-ban-all-theater-and-drama/400984/45 "2007-04-24T20:24:20Z")
[QUOTE=Larry Mudd] A first-person shooter is a gun simulator in the same way that Atari 2600 “Bi-Planes” is a flight simulator. [/QUOTE] Uh-oh. I think I’ve got an appointment to cancel. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2007, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-ban-all-theater-and-drama/400984/46 "2007-04-24T20:40:38Z")
[QUOTE=sturmhauke] Eve Online has taught me how to be a successful interstellar arms manufacturer and dealer. [/QUOTE] Holy Moley !! **Eve** has an Internet presence !!???!!???!!?? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2007, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-ban-all-theater-and-drama/400984/47 "2007-04-24T21:31:54Z")
[QUOTE=Nava] If I walk up to a polar bear in the zoo and make cooing noises at him, I’ll be able to teleport him in and out of existence? Somehow I dooooon’t think so. Yet I’ve had a white bear 'porting in and out of existence for 60 levels, and I’ve tamed and discarded two other white bears… Being able to drop a bear on top of some people’s desks would certainly be nice. [/QUOTE] Get one of the Aussie dopers to send you some drop bears, that’ll do the trick. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-ban-all-theater-and-drama/400984.md?page=2)