19. Which causes the special mutant grass to grow which increases the weight of the pitch which causes it to land on a buried pressure sensor which…
20. Causes an immense slab of Bruno Caramello alabaster that is buried about 11 clicks outside of London on a direct line from the Tower of London to slowly rotate until all of the holes that were bored into it during the Dark Ages when it was fabricated by societies best left unexplored are suddenly filled with the sharpened ash wood stakes of another kind of…
At this point John Cleese steps in admonishing everyone to stop as "This has gotten SILLY!!"
…but I like.
1920’s-style death ray, which, once activated, shoots piercing electrical charges into…
- The OP’s thermostat, causing it to arc & melt, thereby cutting off power to the heater. Problem solved in just 22 steps.
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But as the death ray continues to fire, more molten metal from the thermostat housing remakes the connection and the heat resumes, causing the OP to swear so loudly & vigorously that the lady of delicate sensibilities next door swoons & falls on the outstretched handle of the …
door to the doberman’s pen, allowing the dog to run freely through the streets, barking all the while, and startling the squirrel who drops one of his acorns onto…
- the metal roof of a shed, from thence into the gutter, and down the spout where they strike…
- a mouse trap, triggering the arm which in turn yanks a string attached to…