# Let's carry on a conversation using nothing but song titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 2, 2007, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-carry-on-a-conversation-using-nothing-but-song-titles/410222 "2007-07-02T14:50:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-carry-on-a-conversation-using-nothing-but-song-titles/410222/1 "2007-07-02T14:50:07Z")
Speak to me. ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-carry-on-a-conversation-using-nothing-but-song-titles/410222/2 "2007-07-02T14:51:06Z")
Hello. Goodbye. ---
**Author:** ![AHoosierMama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/258eb7/32.png) [@AHoosierMama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHoosierMama)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-carry-on-a-conversation-using-nothing-but-song-titles/410222/3 "2007-07-02T14:59:16Z")
I just called to say I love you ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-carry-on-a-conversation-using-nothing-but-song-titles/410222/4 "2007-07-02T15:00:56Z")
So what? ---
**Author:** ![Litoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@Litoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Litoris)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-carry-on-a-conversation-using-nothing-but-song-titles/410222/5 "2007-07-02T15:01:04Z")
What’s Love Got To Do With It? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-carry-on-a-conversation-using-nothing-but-song-titles/410222/6 "2007-07-02T15:02:00Z")
Love is all you need. ---
**Author:** ![ColonelDax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@ColonelDax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ColonelDax)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-carry-on-a-conversation-using-nothing-but-song-titles/410222/7 "2007-07-02T15:03:09Z")
Love stinks ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-carry-on-a-conversation-using-nothing-but-song-titles/410222/8 "2007-07-02T15:05:45Z")
Smells like teen spirit. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-carry-on-a-conversation-using-nothing-but-song-titles/410222/9 "2007-07-02T15:07:53Z")
I can’t get no satisfaction! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-carry-on-a-conversation-using-nothing-but-song-titles/410222/10 "2007-07-02T15:16:30Z")
Try me out and see. ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-carry-on-a-conversation-using-nothing-but-song-titles/410222/11 "2007-07-02T15:17:56Z")
Haven’t got time for the pain. ---
**Author:** ![MTRG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@MTRG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MTRG)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-carry-on-a-conversation-using-nothing-but-song-titles/410222/12 "2007-07-02T15:31:27Z")
My best friend’s girl, Mellissa, promises a quick one while he’s gone. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-carry-on-a-conversation-using-nothing-but-song-titles/410222/13 "2007-07-02T15:32:59Z")
She’s so heavy. ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-carry-on-a-conversation-using-nothing-but-song-titles/410222/14 "2007-07-02T15:34:43Z")
Carry that weight. ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-carry-on-a-conversation-using-nothing-but-song-titles/410222/15 "2007-07-02T15:37:38Z")
The weight? ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-carry-on-a-conversation-using-nothing-but-song-titles/410222/16 "2007-07-02T15:38:28Z")
He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-carry-on-a-conversation-using-nothing-but-song-titles/410222/17 "2007-07-02T15:48:36Z")
Who are you? ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-carry-on-a-conversation-using-nothing-but-song-titles/410222/18 "2007-07-02T16:04:40Z")
I am a Rock ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-carry-on-a-conversation-using-nothing-but-song-titles/410222/19 "2007-07-02T16:06:12Z")
The Rock, from whom we have eaten. ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-carry-on-a-conversation-using-nothing-but-song-titles/410222/20 "2007-07-02T16:11:55Z")
Rock and Roll Fantasy? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-carry-on-a-conversation-using-nothing-but-song-titles/410222.md?page=2)