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Love Will Tear Us Apart

Never tear us apart

Though we were not torn apart, weasels ripped my flesh.

Pop Goes the Weasel
(Dirty Creature)

Maggot Brain!

Excitable Boy!
Relax!

Takin’ it easy.

Easy Like Sunday Morning

Sun Comes Up, It’s Tuesday Morning

It’s Independence Day

Celebration (Time, come on!)

Holiday.

Celebration.

Afternoon Delight

Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight

I know anybody that remembers this song will hate me for this.

(Oh great… an earworm)

Muskrat Love
Leavin’ Louisana in the Broad Daylight

Leaving on a Jet Plane

Goin’ to California

Sunshine On My Shoulders!
I’m Goin Back To Cali,
California Love.

I Love L.A.

So I ask you:
What the hell am I doing drinking in L.A. at 26?

Waiting for the Train

Slow Train