# Let's cast SDMB: The Motion Picture (or, who do you look like?) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 5, 2006, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431 "2006-04-05T17:05:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/1 "2006-04-05T17:05:39Z")
Coming soon, to a theatre near you – SDMB: The Motion Picture. Starring Kelsey Grammer as tdn. Mr. Grammer put on 40 pounds for this role. Also staring… ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/2 "2006-04-05T17:33:42Z")
Sigourney Weaver as **twickster**. (I don’t see the resemblance, but a friend swears that’s who’ll play me in the movie version of his life, so who am I to argue?) ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/3 "2006-04-05T17:47:16Z")
Directed by [Stephen Spielberg](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000229/) in a small cameo role as **Giles** – who oncve had someone come up to him in the street in LA and ask if he was Spielberg. (Yes, there is a bit of a resemblance). ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/4 "2006-04-05T17:58:54Z")
We wants our own trailer. Yessss, preciouss we does! ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/5 "2006-04-05T18:04:26Z")
Dan Aykroyd - initially as thin SNL Dan, but slowly moving towards “wow, did he get big” older Dan…gotta work on that! ---
**Author:** ![AndyPolley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@AndyPolley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndyPolley)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/6 "2006-04-05T18:08:21Z")
Only Jason David Frank, aka the [White Ranger](http://www.rangercentral.com/mmpr-rg-tommy2.htm), could play me. ---
**Author:** ![dasgupta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e56c9b/32.png) [@dasgupta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasgupta)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/7 "2006-04-05T18:10:38Z")
… with a small cameo by [Edward Norton](http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/allposters/77/039_44949_rt.jpg) (or if he can’t make the shooting schedule, a younger, non-bald, goateed Anthony Edwards) ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/8 "2006-04-05T18:13:47Z")
As the goddess of love resident, there is no other option for my role than [Angelina Jolie](http://perso.wanadoo.es/sergio.casasola/angelina6.jpg). ([Maddox](http://img.stern.de/_content/54/36/543688/jolie500_500.jpg) can play Eros, if he wants. 🆒) As myself? I’ll say [Rachel McAdams as brunette](http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Rachel_McAdams_Biography.htm). She’s Canadian, too, which is a plus. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/9 "2006-04-05T18:13:57Z")
I get Keanu Reeves a lot. Christian Bale occassionally. ---
**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/10 "2006-04-05T18:16:33Z")
This is very hard for me, I’m rather one of a kind in looks. Size wise, we have to go with my fellow giant - Vince Vaughn. Looks wise though, I don’t know of anyone who remoted resembles me in looks. ---
**Author:** ![Sattua](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sattua/32/11906_2.png) [@Sattua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sattua)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/11 "2006-04-05T18:17:42Z")
Scarlett Johanssen, with her hair dyed brown. And specs. ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/12 "2006-04-05T18:24:26Z")
The role of **WOOKINPANUB** which was originally cast with [Mary Tyler Moore](http://paginas.terra.com.br/lazer/minhasestrelas/Imagens/MTylerMoore.jpg), will now be played by[Pat Benetar](http://www.record-eagle.com/2005/jun/17benatar.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/13 "2006-04-05T18:29:59Z")
Winona Ryder will be taking on the role of Dung Beetle. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/14 "2006-04-05T18:33:16Z")
I’ll be represented by the three-headed monster (and acting hydra) of Brad Pitt, George Clooney, and Val Kilmer all rolled in one. Seriously though, I’ve got nothing. I don’t look like anyone famous. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/15 "2006-04-05T18:43:56Z")
> [@Dung Beetle](#): > > Winona Ryder will be taking on the role of Dung Beetle. Really? So… You _sure_ you’re married? ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/16 "2006-04-05T18:45:40Z")
We wants a gofer, prreciousss. A fluffer would help motivates us, she would…oh, yessss, precious…gets us in the right frame of mind that would…yessss… ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/17 "2006-04-05T18:46:44Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Really? So… > > You _sure_ you’re married? Well, I admit it’s going to be a stretch for Winona, but I couldn’t think of someone small and dark-haired. Do you really look like Kelsey Grammer? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/18 "2006-04-05T18:49:42Z")
I’m at a loss, and there’s probably a reason they don’t put people who look like me in movies. But you’d need an actor with black hair and a goatee, early to mid 20s, shorter than average. If you’ve got any thoughts, pass them on. I hate not having an answer for threads like this. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/19 "2006-04-05T18:53:11Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > I’m at a loss, and there’s probably a reason they don’t put people who look like me in movies. But you’d need an actor with black hair and a goatee, early to mid 20s, shorter than average. If you’ve got any thoughts, pass them on. I hate not having an answer for threads like this. 😛 [Orlando Bloom](http://www.ukhotmovies.com/galleries/orlando-bloom/orlando-bloom-wallpaper-uk-1b.jpg)? [Hugh Dancy](http://www.lff.org.uk/image_library/12/51/2598.jpg)? ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/20 "2006-04-05T19:00:55Z")
I’ve been told I look like [Rick Moranis](http://www.canadianactors.info/rick_moranis_whiteSHOP.jpg), except I’m taller and don’t wear glasses. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431.md?page=2)