# Let's cast SDMB: The Motion Picture (or, who do you look like?) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 5, 2006, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431 "2006-04-05T17:05:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/61 "2006-04-05T23:26:53Z")
> [@Mr Bus Guy](#): > > you gotta know me better than that by **mow** too, right? Mowing hasn’t given me too many insights into the mind of **Mr Bus Guy** in the past, but I’ll give it a whirl. 😛 And yeah, I gotcha. And thanks for the compliment. But you’re just thilly. You think I’d allow a genuinely bad picture of me out? Dear lord. My face makes baby _Cthulhu_ cry. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/62 "2006-04-05T23:36:51Z")
Sadly, the role of jsgoddess will have to be played by a semi-crossdressing Jay of Jay and Silent Bob fame. When I wear a hat, the resemblance is eerie. And it makes me cry. ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/63 "2006-04-05T23:41:26Z")
“Since we do not want the cameras to explode, **OttoDaFe** will be played by a small patch of brown liquid.” ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/64 "2006-04-05T23:54:36Z")
I’m told I resemble Sidney Poitier, except for the black and 70 and tall and trim part. Plus I have a beard. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2006, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/65 "2006-04-06T00:01:27Z")
Well, according to **Anastasaeon’s** site, I’m either Grace Kelly, or Chaka Khan. Now those are two women who look _just_ like each other. That being said, in real life I have been told that I look like Grace Kelly, but more often I’m told I look like Audrey Hepburn. However, both those gals are dead, so I guess Chaka will have to step in to play me. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2006, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/66 "2006-04-06T00:18:31Z")
omigawd! that site is bizarre! it matched me to Salma Hayek, Helen Hunt, Melissa Gilbert, and _ **William McKinley** _!!! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2006, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/67 "2006-04-06T00:19:34Z")
oh, and Margaret Thatcher! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2006, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/68 "2006-04-06T00:23:02Z")
I tried a different photo, and it gave me Angelica Huston. That, I can live with. ---
**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2006, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/69 "2006-04-06T00:29:20Z")
'Tis sad but true. About the closest that I can get as far as a celebrity resemblance to [my own Og-given countenance](http://www.skipmagic.net/magicboard/uploads/photo-126.jpg) is a taller and slightly thinner [Michael Moore](http://www.filmweb.no/bilder/multimedia/archive/00013/Michael_Moore_13116a.jpg). I really can’t stand the guy, but he looks like he could be my uncle. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2006, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/70 "2006-04-06T00:34:22Z")
> [@alice\_in\_wonderland](#): > > Well, according to **Anastasaeon’s** site, I’m either Grace Kelly, or Chaka Khan. > > Now those are two women who look _just_ like each other. > > That being said, in real life I have been told that I look like Grace Kelly, but more often I’m told I look like Audrey Hepburn. However, both those gals are dead, so I guess Chaka will have to step in to play me. 🙂 Audrey Hepburn eh? Anything like the [Audrey of my dreams???](http://www.sirblah.com/misc/dreams/mrbusguy.htm) 😃 **Alice, Alice, Alice** … How YOU doin’? ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2006, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/71 "2006-04-06T00:47:14Z")
> [@Mr Bus Guy](#): > > Audrey Hepburn eh? Anything like the [Audrey of my dreams???](http://www.sirblah.com/misc/dreams/mrbusguy.htm) > > 😃 > > **Alice, Alice, Alice** … How YOU doin’? Dude you have some great dreams. I fell in love with Audrey when I was 19 and 20+ years later I still have never had a dream about her like that. ☹ Jealous, Jim {My wife can’t be upset by an infatuation with a movie star from before I met her, can she? BTW: if anyone doesn’t know who Audrey is, do not watch \*\*Roman Holiday \*\* or the Original **Sabrina** , nothing good can come of it} ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2006, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/72 "2006-04-06T01:02:10Z")
If someones casts [Russell Crowe](http://www.sevengraylands.com/images/not-russell.jpg) to play me, you’ll be hearing from my agent. I want Michael Jackson or Joan Rivers to play me. Not that I look like either of them but the bragging rights would be cool. ---
**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2006, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/73 "2006-04-06T01:32:42Z")
According to the now famous **Anastasaeon** site, I’m Halle Berry, John Travolta, Bill Murray, Tim Roth, and [Gottlob Frege](http://www.philosophyprofessor.com/images/philosophers/gottlob-frege.jpg) all rolled into one. Look out ladies! [Here](http://s75.photobucket.com/albums/i315/lightingtool/?action=view¤t=me.jpg)I come! ---
**Author:** ![username\_taken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/c0e974/32.png) [@username\_taken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/username_taken)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2006, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/74 "2006-04-06T01:46:18Z")
I’ve been told I resemble Quentin Tarantino and Doogie Howser. Go figure… ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2006, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/75 "2006-04-06T01:52:48Z")
With Melissa Gilbert, who sort of resembles me. ---
**Author:** ![JustAnotherGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2006, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/76 "2006-04-06T01:53:19Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > When I was dancing, many people compared me to a young [Mumtaz](http://atulg.tripod.com/her/mumtaz.html). However, Mumtaz being dead and all, she can’t exactly play with me so I had to go through a whole list of younger actresses to find one. > [Rima Sen](http://atulg.tripod.com/her/rima_sen.jpg) (Because you probably haven’t heard it in the last couple of minutes or so) 😉 So how _YOU_ doin? 😃 …and just so this isn’t completely a flirt post, you guys have to tell me who I look like. [![Imgur](https://live.staticflickr.com/3093/2798803500_55dec701ec.jpg "JustAnotherGeek") ](https://www.flickr.com/photos/17669460@N00/) (one’s me, the others are a blatant plug for the [SDMB May Photo Assignment](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=365445) ---
**Author:** ![Ludy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Ludy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludy)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2006, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/77 "2006-04-06T01:56:44Z")
I would love Drew Barrymore to play me, but according to the site my closest matches are Kim Cattrall and Roseanne Barr!!! Man, I have go to try a different picture. ---
**Author:** ![yBeayf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/e274bd/32.png) [@yBeayf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yBeayf)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2006, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/78 "2006-04-06T02:16:19Z")
I have a somewhat strong resemblance to a clean-cut Michael Moore. ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2006, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/79 "2006-04-06T02:23:21Z")
> [@OttoDaFe](#): > > “Since we do not want the cameras to explode, **OttoDaFe** will be played by a small patch of brown liquid.” OttoDaFe…what’s an OttoDeFe? It’s what you ought not to do, but you do anyway. Sorry, but any time I see that name that marvelous song gets planted in my head and I must share. Oh yes, it will not stop. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2006, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/80 "2006-04-06T02:37:18Z")
I haven’t linked to pics in a long time, so this may not work. I also don’t have time to check out that site–I hope to tomorrow, since the results seem, well, intriguing to say the least! I am told upon occasion that I look like Nicole Kidman. I 1. don’t believe this to be true (we do share a certain coloring) and 2. don’t like her as an actress in the least. This pic was taken upon my graduation from nursing school–I look the same, just more tired and with longer, straighter hair (thank you, flatiron). [http://www.thenurseslounge.net/albums/Graduation/Liberal\_001.thumb.jpg](http://www.thenurseslounge.net/albums/Graduation/Liberal_001.thumb.jpg) I’m sorry-it has just occured to me that I have no idea how to fix that coding. Could someone be so kind? (do I put brackets around it or what? If I don’t do it every day, I lose the skill-how sad is that?) Thank you, nice person, whoever you are… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431.md?page=5)