# Let's cast SDMB: The Motion Picture (or, who do you look like?) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 5, 2006, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431 "2006-04-05T17:05:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Charlie\_Tan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/charlie_tan/32/12582_2.png) [@Charlie\_Tan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charlie_Tan)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2006, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/141 "2006-04-07T16:00:40Z")
He’s ten years older than me, but [Stellan Skarsgård](http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/1587/Events/1587/StellanSka_Amy_G_626781_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Skarsg%E5rd,%20Stellan) could be me older brother (we’re the same height [6’3"], hair coloring, build and with very similar faces). Or his [son](http://www.stellanonline.com/alexander4x.jpg) could play me in the movie about my younger and crazier days. ---
**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2006, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/142 "2006-04-07T16:10:33Z")
I flatter myself by thinking [Penelope Cruz](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.nndb.com/people/748/000025673/cruz4-sized.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.nndb.com/people/748/000025673/&h=284&w=245&sz=23&tbnid=WE2Y80ao47ZmoM:&tbnh=110&tbnw=94&hl=en&start=36&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpenelope%2Bcruz%26start%3D20%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN) or[Jennifer Love Hewitt](http://www.hollywoodauditions.com/CelebertyPhotos/jennifer_hewitt.jpg). Someone short and brunette with big boobs- a pic of[me](http://s20.photobucket.com/albums/b248/katiecairnsirishgirl/Photos%20of%20me/?action=view¤t=HPIM0341.jpg) anyway. Sorry to burst the bubble of anyone who still thinks I’m a red-haired pixie! ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2006, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/143 "2006-04-07T16:18:13Z")
> [@irishgirl](#): > > I flatter myself by thinking [Penelope Cruz](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.nndb.com/people/748/000025673/cruz4-sized.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.nndb.com/people/748/000025673/&h=284&w=245&sz=23&tbnid=WE2Y80ao47ZmoM:&tbnh=110&tbnw=94&hl=en&start=36&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpenelope%2Bcruz%26start%3D20%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN) or[Jennifer Love Hewitt](http://www.hollywoodauditions.com/CelebertyPhotos/jennifer_hewitt.jpg). > > Someone short and brunette with big boobs- a pic of[me](http://s20.photobucket.com/albums/b248/katiecairnsirishgirl/Photos%20of%20me/?action=view¤t=HPIM0341.jpg) anyway. > > Sorry to burst the bubble of anyone who still thinks I’m a red-haired pixie! Penelope Cruz looks like a good choice. Jim ---
**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2006, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/144 "2006-04-07T16:20:39Z")
That site said I most resembled either [Kim Hee-sun](http://members.tripod.com/~khsun/s25.html) or [Audrey Hepburn](http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lg1331F0.jpg) (both 51%). ---
**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2006, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/145 "2006-04-07T16:21:10Z")
_ **BREAKING NEWS FLASH** _ Adam Baldwin (no relation to the drunken brothers) has just signed on to play the role of Ronincyberpunk, he is excited for the opportunity and believes he will be able to settle into the role quite nicely. ---
**Author:** ![Walloon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/fbc32d/32.png) [@Walloon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walloon)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2006, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/146 "2006-04-07T16:38:26Z")
**Eve** said I looked like [Ewan McGregor](http://www.bestofewan.com/60404_wq/BoEM_031.jpg) and [Dylan McDermott](http://www.empiremovies.com/index.php?id=1898) had a baby. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2006, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/147 "2006-04-07T16:39:07Z")
> [@pravnik](#): > > I scanned a picture on that once, and it told me 48% Brad Pitt and 48% Helmut Kohl. It’s uncanny – I can’t even count the number of times a day I hear “hey, you look just like a cross between Brad Pitt and Helmut Kohl!” I got 60% Brian Eno and 52% Kohl. I noticed the Kohl pic had one eye slightly more closed than the other and so did mine. So anyone whose eyes go slightly squidgy when a flash goes off is obviously related to Herr Bundeskanzler. I’m also 53% David Duchovny and 50% _Alyson Hannigan!_ And I’m just learning to play the flute! How _did_ they know? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2006, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/148 "2006-04-07T17:33:19Z")
HOLLYWOOD (AP) - Kyle MacLachlan has just inked a multimillion deal to play **Elendil’s Heir** , according to studio sources. “He’ll have to lose some hair and gain ten pounds, but otherwise it’s perfect casting,” said one insider… ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2006, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/149 "2006-04-07T21:14:10Z")
> [@irishgirl](#): > > I flatter myself by thinking [Penelope Cruz](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.nndb.com/people/748/000025673/cruz4-sized.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.nndb.com/people/748/000025673/&h=284&w=245&sz=23&tbnid=WE2Y80ao47ZmoM:&tbnh=110&tbnw=94&hl=en&start=36&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpenelope%2Bcruz%26start%3D20%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN) or[Jennifer Love Hewitt](http://www.hollywoodauditions.com/CelebertyPhotos/jennifer_hewitt.jpg). > > Someone short and brunette with big boobs- a pic of[me](http://s20.photobucket.com/albums/b248/katiecairnsirishgirl/Photos%20of%20me/?action=view¤t=HPIM0341.jpg) anyway. > > Sorry to burst the bubble of anyone who still thinks I’m a red-haired pixie! Yeah, Penelope Cruz could work. I think you’re more attractive than she is, though. Her face is kinda squarish. ---
**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2006, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/150 "2006-04-07T22:31:12Z")
:o _blushing_ Thankyou **pravnik** ---
**Author:** ![Charlie\_Tan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/charlie_tan/32/12582_2.png) [@Charlie\_Tan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charlie_Tan)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2006, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/151 "2006-04-07T22:34:22Z")
> [@irishgirl](#): > > I flatter myself by thinking [Penelope Cruz](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.nndb.com/people/748/000025673/cruz4-sized.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.nndb.com/people/748/000025673/&h=284&w=245&sz=23&tbnid=WE2Y80ao47ZmoM:&tbnh=110&tbnw=94&hl=en&start=36&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpenelope%2Bcruz%26start%3D20%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN) or[Jennifer Love Hewitt](http://www.hollywoodauditions.com/CelebertyPhotos/jennifer_hewitt.jpg). > > Someone short and brunette with big boobs- a pic of[me](http://s20.photobucket.com/albums/b248/katiecairnsirishgirl/Photos%20of%20me/?action=view¤t=HPIM0341.jpg) anyway. > > Sorry to burst the bubble of anyone who still thinks I’m a red-haired pixie! Better than both rolled together. How _you_ doin’? ---
**Author:** ![Tenar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@Tenar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenar)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2006, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/152 "2006-04-08T00:00:31Z")
Kathy Bates is my doppleganger, or so people tell me. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2006, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/153 "2006-04-08T11:29:45Z")
While I was working retail, I had at least a couple of people come up to me each week to tell me that I look like “That guy from the OC!”. Even after looking up pictures of him online I really didn’t see it, but a bunch of people have told me I look like him. (Although, probably not now that I’ve got a beard.) ---
**Author:** ![MizGrand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cdc98d/32.png) [@MizGrand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MizGrand)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2006, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/154 "2006-04-08T13:27:04Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Hee, that guy has a vase on his head. > [@tdn](#): > > Yeah, what a pothead. LOL! Gawd I love this place! ---
**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2006, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/155 "2006-04-08T16:32:35Z")
That website said I look like [Tata Young](http://img.epochtimes.com/i5/407243334910.jpg), although I’ve never heard of her. I more often get told that I look like [Emmy Rossum](http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/Mag/122004_Issue/041211_rossum_vl.widec.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2006, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/156 "2006-04-08T16:36:43Z")
I get told at least once a week that I look exactly like Neve Campbell. I’ve always gotten that one. However, I think my face looks exactly like Selma Blair. My mom says I look like Katie Holmes. But all those people kinda look similar anyways. That website said Cameron Diaz for me which doesn’t even make sense. ---
**Author:** ![Martini\_Enfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/martini_enfield/32/11123_2.png) [@Martini\_Enfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martini_Enfield)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2006, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/157 "2006-04-08T16:43:18Z")
Without a doubt, **Jason Lee** (in his role as Brodie from _Mallrats_, rather than Banky Edwards or even Earl Hickey) is the perfect person to play Martini Enfield in _SDMB: The Movie_. Of course, should scheduling conflicts with _My Name Is Earl_ prevent Mr. Lee from taking up this role (Of course, he’d make time for the SDMB film- It’s practically a guaranteed Oscar! 😃 ) , then **David Duchovny** (in Fox Mulder mode) would be another ideal candidate. In fact, it’s hard to pick between the two of them. I guess we’ll have to shoot all of my scenes with both of them, so we’ve got a “Director’s Cut” for the DVD. 😃 And for the love interests, **Aria Giovanni** and **Jenna Jameson** , thank you very much. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![adhemar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@adhemar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhemar)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2006, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/158 "2006-04-08T23:31:40Z")
while the inner me is thinking Candace Bergen the outer me is really more Camryn Manheim. ---
**Author:** ![Rachael\_Rage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71c47a/32.png) [@Rachael\_Rage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachael_Rage)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2006, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/159 "2006-04-09T04:18:37Z")
> [@garygnu](#): > > The site says Matthew Broderick. > [What do you think?](http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f295/bedgyro/MattMatt.jpg) I’d say yes, with a dash of [Alan Cumming](http://www.alancumming.com/images/173.jpg). > [@garygnu](#): > > [aside] > Did anyone else notice that site matches more on the angle of your head and the expression on your face than anything else? > [/aside] Yes, noticed that the first time I played around with it. It’s slightly more trustworthy if you put more than one photo in at different angles and the same actor/actress/public figure comes up for each. With all my Ally Sheedy/Selma Blair hogwash, I completely forgot the most obvious choice: whispers are flying aross the blogosphere that the role of \*\*[vaderspal](http://www.speakeasy.org/~ginger/images/igotjimmiessmall.jpg) \*\* in _SMDB: The Movie_ has been offered to Teen Girl Squad’s own [**The Ugly One**](http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Image:tgs-uglyone.PNG). vaderspal is rumored to be thrilled at the selection, as she is reportedly [a fan IRL](http://www.speakeasy.org/~ginger/images/itsdotcom_sm.jpg) . ---
**Author:** ![Rodgers01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b19c9b/32.png) [@Rodgers01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodgers01)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2006, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431/160 "2006-04-09T04:29:51Z")
> [@Caractacus Pott](#): > > If White Guy #2 was standing at the bar in a roadhouse, the Generic Big Biker Dude in the background holding a pool cue under the neon beer sign would be me. Later when the bar fight breaks out I’d toss White Guy #2 onto a round table that shatters into splinters just before I get knocked out by a captain’s chair to the upper back. Sorry, **Rodgers01** , that’s the part I look like I should play. At least in my mind. > > I’ve been told numerous times I bear more than a passing resemblance to a young…I dont’ know if I can admit it…naah, I can’t…a young…no, I can’t…a young…OK, gathering up all my courage…young Santa Claus. Personally I don’t see it. Ruddy complexion, nose like a cherry, belly like a bowl full of jelly, twinkle in my eye, red stocking cap when it gets cold. But my beard is white only when it’s below 10 degrees. Yeah, that’s why I tend to stay away from roadhouses…and from bikers that look like Santa Claus. :eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-cast-sdmb-the-motion-picture-or-who-do-you-look-like/351431.md?page=9)