# lets clear a few things up \[pitting Silver Tyger Girl\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-clear-a-few-things-up-pitting-silver-tyger-girl/487740>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 28, 2009, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-clear-a-few-things-up-pitting-silver-tyger-girl/487740 "2009-02-28T01:25:49Z")\
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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-clear-a-few-things-up-pitting-silver-tyger-girl/487740/81 "2009-03-03T23:07:16Z")

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> [@Frank](#):
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> This… this is Pittable. I’ve nothing against consenting adults dressing up as chimneysweeps and putting on bad Cockney accents - it’s not after all, actually illegal - but must you flaunt it? In front of the children and the horses?

Frank, if you’re going to pit HER over liking Mary Poppins, you must also pit me. It is the 5th greatest movie ever made.

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**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-clear-a-few-things-up-pitting-silver-tyger-girl/487740/82 "2009-03-03T23:08:21Z")

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> **[Jeremy Irons](https://xkcd.com/93/)**
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> Movies that I know word-for-word, part one

Jeremy Irons doing your dialog is potentially awesome.

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**Author:** ![Nicolas\_Bourbaki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecc23a/32.png) [@Nicolas\_Bourbaki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicolas_Bourbaki)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-clear-a-few-things-up-pitting-silver-tyger-girl/487740/83 "2009-03-04T00:23:48Z")

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[Discuss.](http://www.flickr.com/photos/28612273@N07/3327241870/in/set-72157614768121730/)

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**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-clear-a-few-things-up-pitting-silver-tyger-girl/487740/84 "2009-03-04T00:29:50Z")

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> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#):
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> Frank, if you’re going to pit HER over liking Mary Poppins, you must also pit me. It is the 5th greatest movie ever made.

What comes 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 6th?

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-clear-a-few-things-up-pitting-silver-tyger-girl/487740/85 "2009-03-04T00:36:37Z")

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> [@pedescribe](#):
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> What comes 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 6th?

You forgot 4th. 😛

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**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-clear-a-few-things-up-pitting-silver-tyger-girl/487740/86 "2009-03-04T00:44:58Z")

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> [@Nicolas\_Bourbaki](#):
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> [Discuss.](http://www.flickr.com/photos/28612273@N07/3327241870/in/set-72157614768121730/)

Now THAT’S comedy.

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**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-clear-a-few-things-up-pitting-silver-tyger-girl/487740/87 "2009-03-04T00:58:27Z")

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> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#):
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> You forgot 4th. 😛

No I didn’t. I couldn’t care less what your 4th favorite book is. But your 6th favorite book, now _that’s_ juicy information. 😉

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-clear-a-few-things-up-pitting-silver-tyger-girl/487740/88 "2009-03-04T01:00:03Z")

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> [@pedescribe](#):
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> No I didn’t. I couldn’t care less what your 4th favorite book is. But your 6th favorite book, now _that’s_ juicy information. 😉

You know, this could be an extremely subtle allusion to my former habit of making long lists and always skipping the fourth item.

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**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-clear-a-few-things-up-pitting-silver-tyger-girl/487740/89 "2009-03-04T01:05:03Z")

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> [@Nicolas\_Bourbaki](#):
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> Well, he also makes creepy-ass compliments to the youngest women who post in the photo threads. Surely that counts for _something_ on the weird scale.

Yeah, it’s pretty fucked-up that my thirty-year-old self finds women in their 20s more attractive than housewives who are my mother’s age. Do you engage your brain at all before you start to type, or is it more like some sort of autopilot type deal?

> [@Zeriel](#):
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> relentless pursuit

Uh, I mentioned her in exactly two threads that were directly related to her in however long it’s been since she registered. Some of you guys have bizarre ideas about obsession and “relentless pursuit.” In fact, if that’s your idea of relentless, you’re seriously the laziest person on the planet. I didn’t read the rest of your post because it was getting boring. Sorry.

> [@Skald the Rhymer](#):
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> But you’re just being a creep for no apparent reason. I’m going to assume it’s because you met a woman on craigslist who, though a prostitute, still could not refrain from chuckling at the size of your manhood.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! The guy who admittedly went to AA specifically to pick up vulnerable women in order to destroy their lives (because he couldn’t tell the difference between one woman who hurt him, and every other woman on the planet, for some reason) is going to tell me about being creepy! Jesus Christ!

To address your comment, though, I’ve never met anyone through Craigslist. I met my current girlfriend at work. There is an amazingly pathetic furry (okay, that’s redundant) in her Biotech class that she tells me about, and we make fun of him together. It’s really quite fun!

Honestly, my biggest problem with this board is that soo many people seem to take some kind of twisted pleasure in being offended, because they always seem to be on the verge of it. Enough so that I sometimes wonder if Dopefests have a volunteer at the door handing out sticks to shove up your ass, or if you have to bring your own.

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-clear-a-few-things-up-pitting-silver-tyger-girl/487740/90 "2009-03-04T01:10:15Z")

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> [@neutron\_star](#):
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> AHAHAHAHAHAHA! The guy who admittedly went to AA specifically to pick up vulnerable women in order to destroy their lives (because he couldn’t tell the difference between one women who hurt him, and every other woman on the planet, for some reason) is going to tell me about being creepy! Jesus Christ!

Let’s be clear here. Someone asked me a question about bad behavior. I gave it some thought, decided the answer might benefit some persons to hear, and admitted to having done bad things without once saying they were justified. I never defended anything I did back in those days and said that my motivations for behaving hatefully were completely irrelevant, because the only thing that mattered was the result of the behavior. And, when I realized how evil I was being, I admitted it and worked to become a better and different person.

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**Author:** ![Sofis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Sofis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofis)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-clear-a-few-things-up-pitting-silver-tyger-girl/487740/91 "2009-03-04T01:16:55Z")

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> [@neutron\_star](#):
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> There is an amazingly pathetic furry (okay, that’s redundant) in her Biotech class that she tells me about, and we make fun of him together. It’s really quite fun!

I’m sorry for saying you were obsessed with furries earlier. Clearly it’s not so.  
So tell me, do you also incorporate talking about furries in your sex life?

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**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-clear-a-few-things-up-pitting-silver-tyger-girl/487740/92 "2009-03-04T01:18:38Z")

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Is that seriously the best you can come up with?

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**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-clear-a-few-things-up-pitting-silver-tyger-girl/487740/93 "2009-03-04T01:21:27Z")

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And **Skald** , I get that, but the person who did those things is still inside you, whether you’ve paved over him or not. You did things that were so fucked up that I never even knew that people did them on purpose. You could build Habitats for Humanity and help little old ladies across the street for a hundred years, and there are still people who wouldn’t trust you. I’d probably kill myself before I pulled some kind of shit like that.

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**Author:** ![Kayeby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de0a6/32.png) [@Kayeby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kayeby)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-clear-a-few-things-up-pitting-silver-tyger-girl/487740/94 "2009-03-04T01:27:54Z")

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> [@neutron\_star](#):
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> Honestly, my biggest problem with this board is that soo many people seem to take some kind of twisted pleasure in being offended, because they always seem to be on the verge of it. Enough so that I sometimes wonder if Dopefests have a volunteer at the door handing out sticks to shove up your ass, or if you have to bring your own.

It’s not like you’ve [never been offended](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=465767) yourself, at comments that were far milder than some of the things you’re saying here.

You’re being needlessly cruel, even if - no, _especially if_ - **STG** is as mentally ill as you seem to think she is.

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**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-clear-a-few-things-up-pitting-silver-tyger-girl/487740/95 "2009-03-04T01:37:07Z")

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Yeah, sometimes I get in a pissy mood. That just might be the best example in nine years of it on this board. Dumb thread that I read back on and shook my head wondering what the hell I was thinking. But I’m talking about the people who are _always_ offended at something, day in, day out, for years and years.

Regarding your other point, yeah, maybe you’re right. Good post (not being sarcastic this time).

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**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-clear-a-few-things-up-pitting-silver-tyger-girl/487740/96 "2009-03-04T01:51:54Z")

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> [@neutron\_star](#):
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> Uh, I mentioned her in exactly two threads that were directly related to her in however long it’s been since she registered. Some of you guys have bizarre ideas about obsession and “relentless pursuit.” In fact, if that’s your idea of relentless, you’re seriously the laziest person on the planet. I didn’t read the rest of your post because it was getting boring. Sorry.

I’d note, usefully, that you’re pretty much exactly as relentless as she is sexually aroused by furries. I also note I was speaking to the impression you gave in this thread, and “Haggard-esque” covers it.

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**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-clear-a-few-things-up-pitting-silver-tyger-girl/487740/97 "2009-03-04T03:05:04Z")

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> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#):
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> You know, this could be an extremely subtle allusion to my former habit of making long lists and always skipping the fourth item.

I’m cleverer than I thought!

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**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-clear-a-few-things-up-pitting-silver-tyger-girl/487740/98 "2009-03-04T03:28:36Z")

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Just so no one else wastes their time trying to convince neutron star:

In [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=481030&highlight=furries) thread, he asserts that he does not care what the self-proclaimed furry thinks.

Also featured in that thread: ivan astikov and Diogenes the Cynic admit they were wrong. That’s right, neutron star is more willfully ignorant than ivan astikov and Diogenes the Cynic.

So I’m just ignoring him at this point.

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**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-clear-a-few-things-up-pitting-silver-tyger-girl/487740/99 "2009-03-04T05:41:18Z")

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If that’s the case, then calling yourself a furry when all you really mean is that you like talking animals in Disney movies, is actually worthy of pity. To need that sense of community so badly that you overemphasize a minor entertainment preference in order to fit in with one of the most disgusting groups of people this side of the law, and in the process, open yourself up to all the ridicule that comes with it? That’s really quite sad. I’m not going to make fun of **Silver Tyger Girl** anymore.

Before when she said it wasn’t sexual, I just thought she was lying. The truth is a lot more depressing.

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**Author:** ![Robin\_Goodfellow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Robin\_Goodfellow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robin_Goodfellow)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-clear-a-few-things-up-pitting-silver-tyger-girl/487740/100 "2009-03-04T07:48:10Z")

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**neutron** , please explain exactly how furries are some of the most disgusting people this side of the law. Use factually-based examples, with actual happenings and not the glurge minds like yours are based on - that is if you have any actual point here aside from trolling.

Do this, or shut the fuck up, you worthless sack of shit.

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