Every episode shows the exact same events, but from a slightly different point of view.
(There was a recent anime series that actually did this, for eight episodes in a row.)
I’m thinking a dark comedy set in an inner city abortion clinic. Janeane Garofalo as a wise-cracking abortionist, Dakota Fanning as the earnest oldest of twelve (and counting) children in a quiverful family who pickets the clinic daily, Kevin Dillon shows up at the clinic with a new girlfriend every three episodes, and the theme song shall be “Baby’s On Fire” by Brian Eno.
No, no. It’s worst TV shows. I think one of the characters should be a chimpanzee played by Dane Cook.
Or Dane Cook, played by a chimpanzee.
How long will it take for the audience to notice?
I think about half an hour of such civilized behaviour and intelligent comedy might clue them in.
CELEBRITY HUMAN CENTIPEDE
First episode: Dustin Diamond, Janice Dickinson, and Flavor Flav.
^ FTW - for subtly making something innocent and sweet look nasty 
This thread is the best laugh Ive had in a long time.
Hmmmm…I defer my reaction to the master: Ren Hoëk.
Shot on location, in a dark cave, no batteries in the flashlight.
One of which is “A Very Special” knockoff of either A Christmas Carol or It’s a Wonderful Life, and the other a dream sequence set in the wild West.
A shaved and heavily tattooed chimpanzee, trained to smoke cigars. The female cast members will somehow not notice anything odd about him and will constantly be trying to flirt with him.
And just wait until the Very Special Pregnancy Scare episode!
So you’re saying they need to get Vin Diesel?
Yeah! Call it “Scrapes” and have Marsha Warfield as the dry, snarky clinic administrator who has a prickly relationship with Garofalo’s more whimsical character. Oh, and use “Fireball” by Bush as the theme song.
If it’s a drama, all scenes, even those taking place in operating rooms, have to be draped in deep venetian blind type shadows. And shot with a shaky cam.
And the main chractor’s mother is reincarnated as an antique car, and talks to him through the radio.
No. This should be its own show, and it would be** awesome.**
An ugly middle aged zany neighbor who pays the main character to date his niece who is home from college. The main character doesn’t want to until… whoa! it turns out she’s gorgeous. They make out, and the zany neighbor, who also happens to be a Sharia practitioner, honor kills her for disgracing the family, but main character isn’t upset because it turned out she had an unattractively big bellybutton.
Okay, but only if Garofalo and Warfield can be gynocentric lesbians who spend a lot of time sadly shaking their heads over the young women who come into the clinic. Then we can have an episode where they they go to a pro gay marriage rally and discover one of Fanning’s parents picking someone of the same sex up at the end of the rally, and kissing him/her. Do they inform lil Miss Bible clutcher that their parent was suffering gays to live and then some?
Ok, she and her oldest brother for the incestuous sibs. Which their fundie father is blind to the most blatent clues of. He’s also oblivious to the fact that his wife has never had an orgasm with him, and that her most precious possession is her D-battery vibrator named “Thunder”, which he thinks she uses for cramps.
I’ll see your Darmoks and raise you:
Makin’ Wookie
Remember the Star Wars Christmas Special? That, as a sitcom.