Oh, it just occured to me, the Kathleen Turner character could be working “undercover” (heh) for the fundies, to try to get one of the lesbians to fall in love with him to prove that gayness is a choice.
Through a clerical error or something, the entire bridal party at a wedding discover that they’re all married. . . to each other!!! Instead of annulling or correcting the problem, they all live together in a giant house in a strange polyamorous arrangement. The title of the show is “WE’RE ALL MARRIED!” It’s like The Odd Couple with twelve people! Comic gold!
Also have several stereotypical male gay couples who try to persuade the women entering the clinic to choose to have the child and let one of them adopt it. The interplay between the “adoption is better than abortion” fundamentalist Christians and the gays would be fabulous
And after Mr T delivers his line, the cute precocious kid says ‘sweet!’
I’m glad I’m not the only one who found that commercial creepy.
Best title for a sitcom EVER!
I want to watch that.
This show is getting more and more fascinating. I can’t wait for the next instalment!
My contribution to the worst TV show ever - whatever else it has, it has to have a couple of wise-cracking kids bossing the parents around.
Nina Vardalos moves her family to Cyprus near the Turkish border. Julette Lewis and Rosie O Donnell portry Nina’s retarded cousins that bring home zany Turks that proceed to sodimize the entire family, including the goats, before burning the place to the ground.
The show closes each week with a shot of the family dancing beside a moving truck parked outside a greek orthodox church.Plates are smashed and cries of OPAH are heard as everyone files in to get a holy water enema with the closing music of All in the family tinkles on
That sounds great… And remember there’s one guy in the group marriage who wasn’t in the bridal party, but just stumbled into the church at the moment when the mass wedding accidentally happened. Wackiness shall ensue.
… with Zooey Deschanel as Quirky Hot Nerdy Girl.
Frankly, I think this would be HYSTERICAL! 
Well? I’m waiting for the next instalment. 
Have the clinic not be doing well financially and the show could be called Just Scraping By.
Showtime’s Tyler Perry’s DEXTER
Madea decides to go pro in being evil for the sake of good.
The daughter pregnant by her brother tells mom; Mom is now pregnant with her thirteenth child, and is fearful she won’t survive if she has preeclampsia again, but her husband already knows she’s pregnant. So Mom and daughter come up with a plan: Mom will secretly get an abortion at the abortion clinic, hide the daughter’s pregnancy, and pass the daughter’s baby off as the mom’s when it is born. Meanwhile, one of the gay men volunteers to be the first man in an experiment at the clinic to carry a transplanted fetus to term. All they need now is a suitable fetus…
And it turns out that his lover, who doesn’t know he’s getting pregnant, is the brother, who is secretly bisexual (actually gay except for his sister).
And all the births take place in elevators stuck between floors.
and every episode there is some something threatening the cables / brakes of the elevator and the whole show has cliff hanger moments were the bombs almost go off / helicopter blade almost slices through them / water almost leaks into the controls etc…
Wait, isn’t this King of Queens?
This character is Laura Silverman.
Oh and it isn’t just a normal elevator, it’s a space elevator! Yet the producers of the movie have no concept of exactly how such a thing would work in real life and instead make it use standard materials, get all the physics complete wrong, basicly just make it a normal elevator that goes all the way up to space.
(sorry for the self quote, new guy can’t find the edit button.)
OK STOP. STOP THIS NOW
As devoid of talent as Hollywood is they are probably taking notes and this will it on TV next season, so stop, stop now and save our sanity.
No way, man - I want to see Just Scrapin’ By on tv! It’s fascinating!