# Lets design the perfect male and female human. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 7, 2001, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-design-the-perfect-male-and-female-human/64620 "2001-05-07T05:34:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![trose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f9ae1b/32.png) [@trose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/trose)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-design-the-perfect-male-and-female-human/64620/21 "2001-05-08T00:20:36Z")
Does Sue really get to call hair AND eyes? If not, George Clooney’s eyes; if yes, his chin. Not as laughable as Leno’s, but still something you can grab onto IYKWIM. 😉 Oh, and if we can call two items, Harrison Ford’s hands. [sub]This is all for the guy.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-design-the-perfect-male-and-female-human/64620/22 "2001-05-08T00:33:51Z")
For the guy, of course: A goatee and a nice set of sideburns. Not overdone, but present. Kinda like Tim McGraw’s. If we can do two: Dario Franchitti’s upper body. Nice and toned by working out and manhandling race cars around the track for a living, but not overly muscular and uberbuff. If only voice wasn’t taken… Gunslinger’s got the best, and Elliott Sadler’s in second with that sweet sexy Virginia thang… ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-design-the-perfect-male-and-female-human/64620/23 "2001-05-08T03:00:11Z")
Hey, I’m from Virginia. I guess now I have a “sweet sexy thang.” My mom will be so proud. Perfect woman: She’s already been built and has been walking around for awhile. Her name is Sophia Loren. Tall, Italian, sophisticated, and built for comfort, not for speed. Pardon me while I … oh, never mind. ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-design-the-perfect-male-and-female-human/64620/24 "2001-05-08T04:22:32Z")
Ooops…I misunderstood the subject. I thought the “perfect human” was male _and_ female. Something to think about, anyway… Peace, TN\*hippie ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-design-the-perfect-male-and-female-human/64620/25 "2001-05-08T04:29:36Z")
Let’s not forget the **high self-esteem** for both, now. How many tearfests and arguments could we be safe from? ---
**Author:** ![Primaflora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Primaflora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Primaflora)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-design-the-perfect-male-and-female-human/64620/26 "2001-05-08T08:22:04Z")
Why are all the men ignoring the diaper changing aspect of my Perfect Man? :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-design-the-perfect-male-and-female-human/64620/27 "2001-05-08T11:35:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Obsidian Flutterby \* > \*\*I would ask that the perfect man be tall as or taller than me (I’m 6’) and have a great sense of humor (clean enough to bring home to the parents but sick enough that we can both have lots of fun) He has to love camping and enjoy just hanging out without having to fill the silence with words the whole time. He also has to be cuddly and really sweet. \*\* **Obsidian** , take me! Here I am, the perfect male!! [sup]of course you’ll have to share with Astrogirl, but I’m sure something can be arranged![/sup] > [@](#): > > Why are all the men ignoring the diaper changing aspect of my Perfect Man? **Prima** , changing diapers? EWWWW! Isn’t that women’s work? **RUN AWAY QUICKLY** ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-design-the-perfect-male-and-female-human/64620/28 "2001-05-08T13:32:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Primaflora \* > \*\*Why are all the men ignoring the diaper changing aspect of my Perfect Man? :mad: \*\* Hey, I’ve changed about 9 ka-billion diapers in the last year. No worries there. But it’s kind of a self-selecting thing. Those of us who are really good at changing diapers are already in the clutches of a female. At least this one is. ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-design-the-perfect-male-and-female-human/64620/29 "2001-05-08T14:45:41Z")
For me personally: The perfect woman (based only upon her LOOKS) would be Tara Monroe. Natural long red hair, perfectly shaped body, a smile that melts my heart every time, an ass that is simply sublime… [Drool] ::Gets that hypnotic hazy look in his eyes:: uh… what was the original question? Oh. Yeah… the perfect woman. But there is so much more than just looks. Therefore I won’t submit anything that is based on looks for the perfect woman, but I will submit that she be smart, understanding, funny, an independant thinker, but also somone who respects me. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-design-the-perfect-male-and-female-human/64620/30 "2001-05-08T15:53:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Whammo \* > \*\*OK… so far for the Woman we have Meg Ryans perfect mouth, Can play drums and guitar and had eyes (color optional). _sigh_ …3 of Akira Fubuki’s boobies. (one may be lopped off later, still considering votes on the subject) She is 4’11" fluent in 3 languages and is NOT 7000 miles away. Middle name should be Christine. > > For the Man… Likes green children and has MANY whip scars on his back :D. He has Kevin Spacey’s voice, oh dear god his _voice!_ **Quietly ignoring the “montfort” fiasco** 🙂 \*\* Continuing with the man… he will have Gabriel Byrne’s hair for \*\*Sue[\b], 6’4" lets say for \*\*obsidian[\b]. For \*\*Trose[/] he has George Clooney’s eyes and Harrison Fords hands. For **racinchikki** he will have Tim McGraw’s sideburns and goatee and Dario Franchitti’s (whoever that is) nicely toned upper body. MORE whipmarks added for **Primaflora**. Continuing for the woman… Just a little bit of Janeane Garofalo’s Angst for **Padeye**. She’ll have a little thickness to her for **iampunha** and myself. She will also be Tall, Italian, sophisticated, and built for comfort like Sophia Lorin for **plnnr**. For **Dragwyr** she will have Tara Monroe’s naturally red hair. BOTH will be smart, understanding, funny, an independant thinker and Let’s not forget the **high self-esteem**. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-design-the-perfect-male-and-female-human/64620/31 "2001-05-08T16:13:30Z")
Neither will ever mess up codes… ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-design-the-perfect-male-and-female-human/64620/32 "2001-05-08T17:17:11Z")
And both would be financially set. Maybe we should get these two far apart from eachother, to make sure they don’t get together, since they are perfect. ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-design-the-perfect-male-and-female-human/64620/33 "2001-05-08T22:59:54Z")
Hmmm, lessee, the perfect male… Would never yell or bark at me, even when I was being forgetful and air-headed. Would take me to see bad B movies, crappy live punk shows, and disjointed performance art, because he knew it made me happy (even if he didn’t especially like that stuff). Would kiss my injuries when I happened to fall down instead of telling me to be more careful next time. Would develop an unquenchable desire for weird antique furniture and bizarre kitsch. Would be able to outdrink me. But hey, who’s perfect? Remember, we’re talking absolutes here! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-design-the-perfect-male-and-female-human/64620/34 "2001-05-08T23:14:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Primaflora \* > \*\*Why are all the men ignoring the diaper changing aspect of my Perfect Man? :mad: \*\* Natural Selection. I’ve changed quite a few zillion since we had Chaos and Destruction (aged 2 & 1). Doesn’t faze me in the slightest anymore. Note that I’m also happily married. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![trose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f9ae1b/32.png) [@trose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/trose)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-design-the-perfect-male-and-female-human/64620/35 "2001-05-08T23:48:52Z")
Does the perfect man have **Scylla** ’s intellect and **Fenris** ’s sense of humor, or vice versa? We can’t lose either way. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-design-the-perfect-male-and-female-human/64620/36 "2001-05-09T04:49:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Creaky \* > \*\*Hmmm, lessee, the perfect male… > > Would never yell or bark at me, even when I was being forgetful and air-headed. > > Would take me to see bad B movies, crappy live punk shows, and disjointed performance art, because he knew it made me happy (even if he didn’t especially like that stuff). > > Would kiss my injuries when I happened to fall down instead of telling me to be more careful next time. > > Would develop an unquenchable desire for weird antique furniture and bizarre kitsch. > > Would be able to outdrink me. > > But hey, who’s perfect? Remember, we’re talking absolutes here! > > Creaky… will you marry me??? > 😃 > \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-design-the-perfect-male-and-female-human/64620/37 "2001-05-09T04:50:39Z")
…gaaahhh!! just proves my non-perfectness!!! Fucked up code AGAIN! ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-design-the-perfect-male-and-female-human/64620/38 "2001-05-09T05:46:50Z")
The perfect man’s voice, were it not already taken, would be Koyasu Takehito’s. Bar none. And you know how Antonio Banderas has that amazingly sexy way of kind of smouldering out from under his eyebrows? With that little smile? Perfect man has to have that. ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-design-the-perfect-male-and-female-human/64620/39 "2001-05-09T11:23:05Z")
Red hair, short in stature, B cups, round hips, thick lips, preferably wearing both anklets and a choker. ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-design-the-perfect-male-and-female-human/64620/40 "2001-05-09T12:06:52Z")
Hey, **Whammo** , that’s cool. Pobody’s nerfect, right? Thanks for the vote of confidence! 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-design-the-perfect-male-and-female-human/64620.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-design-the-perfect-male-and-female-human/64620.md?page=3)