# Lets design the perfect male and female human.

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 7, 2001, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-design-the-perfect-male-and-female-human/64620 "2001-05-07T05:34:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![Cumber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5ac83/32.png) [@Cumber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cumber)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-design-the-perfect-male-and-female-human/64620/41 "2001-05-09T14:37:27Z")

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Depends entirely on who you ask of course. But for the sake of joining in, for me the perfect female would be:

Looks: My height (6’2") or a teeny bit shorter. Quite thin. Back length straight black hair. Pale skin. Grey eyes. An enchanting almost-smile.

Personality: Somewhat quiet but at the same time confident and playful, especially with those she knows well. Dreadful tease, and able to take the same. Intelligent and inquisitive mind. Shares something of my slightly strange sense of humour. Can enjoy just being together without always having to go somewhere or do something. Loves most or all of: books, 'puters, strategy games, dragons and lizards. Isn’t fanatical about appearances. Likes cuddling. Kinda relaxed attitude to life: doesn’t stress over everything. Could be described as generous and sweet.  
Disclaimer: all of looks and some of personality doesn’t count for all that much, and I reserve the right to inexplicably fall madly in love with people that are the polar opposite of everything on the list above. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-design-the-perfect-male-and-female-human/64620/42 "2001-05-09T15:50:59Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Badtz Maru \*  
> \*\*Red hair, short in stature, B cups, round hips, thick lips, preferably wearing both anklets and a choker. \*\*

Male or Female?? 😃

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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-design-the-perfect-male-and-female-human/64620/43 "2001-05-09T15:52:34Z")

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Anybody want to undertake the task of finding pictures of these celebrities and piecing together the perfect male and female in a paintshop program? :D:D

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**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-design-the-perfect-male-and-female-human/64620/44 "2001-05-09T15:56:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Astroboy14 \*
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> **Obsidian** , take me! Here I am, the perfect male!! [sup]of course you’ll have to share with Astrogirl, but I’m sure something can be arranged![/sup]

_grins_ I might be glad to take you… but Cumber might get a bit jealous too.

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