# Let's 'Develop' Some New Human Breast Milk Ice Cream Flavor Names For Ben & Jerry's

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 25, 2008, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-develop-some-new-human-breast-milk-ice-cream-flavor-names-for-ben-jerrys/465199 "2008-09-25T19:09:59Z")\
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**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-develop-some-new-human-breast-milk-ice-cream-flavor-names-for-ben-jerrys/465199/1 "2008-09-25T19:09:59Z")

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Subtitled: Cherry Garcia is so 1990s.

Though this is yesterday’s news, I might’ve missed the thread announcing [PeTA](http://blog.peta.org/archives/ben_and_jerrys/)’s letter requesting [Ben & Jerry’s Use Human Milk](http://www.wptz.com/news/17539127/detail.html) in their ice cream. So instead of dropping a story link into MPSIMS, I figured I’d poll the more interesting bunch of SDMB’ers in IMHO and try to come up with some new flavors.

I’m having a tough time think of any juvenile tit euphimisms to post, the best I can come up with is

1. Cookies & Colostrum
2. Chocolate Chip Bazooka Dough

…And those are so crappy, I forced myself to type them. So what say you, have any breast milk flavors you’d like to propose?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-develop-some-new-human-breast-milk-ice-cream-flavor-names-for-ben-jerrys/465199/2 "2008-09-25T19:24:10Z")

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[Flavored boobies.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=484754)

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-develop-some-new-human-breast-milk-ice-cream-flavor-names-for-ben-jerrys/465199/3 "2008-09-25T19:30:57Z")

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Let’s stick to the currently long thread on this.

> **[So, what name would you give a Ben & Jerry's ice cream made with human...](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=484754)**
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> Those who you who follow the antics of those crazy cats over at PETA might have heard that they’re asking Ben & Jerry’s ice cream to stop using cows’ milk, and instead to make ice cream from human breast milk. PETA News Release What i wanted to...

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