# Let's Disband the Navy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-disband-the-navy/270899>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 24, 2004, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-disband-the-navy/270899 "2004-10-24T15:01:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2004, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-disband-the-navy/270899/41 "2004-10-25T19:12:08Z")

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> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#):
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> Because of our fellow citizens–a.k.a “The Teeming Millions”–who exemplify the phrase “Why Can’t Johnny Read?” :rolleyes:
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> The only things they respond to besides fear & buzzwords are pizza, beer & sex.
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> Can you justify building a sub using _those?_

If you let us build this sub, we’ll give you pizza, beer and sex.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2004, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-disband-the-navy/270899/42 "2004-10-25T20:15:56Z")

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At least the world shouldbe safe from all the [underwater nazi-zombies](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076704/) - I hear they’re nearly as dangerous as wolves.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2004, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-disband-the-navy/270899/43 "2004-10-26T01:23:23Z")

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> [@Early Out](#):
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> I swear, if Dick Cheney got pissed off and shot a Senator, they’d claim that it was all part of the War on Terror.

_Especially_ if it’s Senator Kerry, who wants to strap nuclear weapons onto the backs of wolves and send them into charter schools to perform gay marriages, or something equally terroristy.

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