# Let's do a "Caption This!" - it's been awhile **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [March 25, 2008, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-a-caption-this-its-been-awhile/442739 "2008-03-25T22:59:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-a-caption-this-its-been-awhile/442739/21 "2008-03-26T20:42:25Z")
I just picked all the fleas out of my hair, and I can;t do a thing with it. ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-a-caption-this-its-been-awhile/442739/22 "2008-03-26T21:04:07Z")
As a child, Narcissus always wondered why his mother kept no mirrors in the house. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-a-caption-this-its-been-awhile/442739/23 "2008-03-26T21:45:46Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] James Brown never believed in reincarnation, until one day… [/QUOTE] That’s creepy man, I came in to post that same thing nearly word for word. ---
**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-a-caption-this-its-been-awhile/442739/24 "2008-03-26T21:46:50Z")
Warning to balding explorers: Do not leave bottles of Rogaine lying around the jungle. ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-a-caption-this-its-been-awhile/442739/25 "2008-03-26T21:59:50Z")
Phil Spectre never discussed his childhood misadventures. And for good reason. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-a-caption-this-its-been-awhile/442739/26 "2008-03-26T22:23:26Z")
Dammit, I fell asleep under the hairdryer AGAIN!!! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-a-caption-this-its-been-awhile/442739/27 "2008-03-27T04:17:17Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] That’s creepy man, I came in to post that same thing nearly word for word. [/QUOTE] Great - and twisted - minds think alike, my friend. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-a-caption-this-its-been-awhile/442739/28 "2008-03-27T08:21:30Z")
[QUOTE=Guinastasia] Dammit, I fell asleep under the hairdryer AGAIN!!! [/QUOTE] Okay, but this is a captioning thread. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-a-caption-this-its-been-awhile/442739/29 "2008-03-27T08:31:37Z")
“I cannot _believe_ what **bbs2k** just wrote in that pit thread” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-a-caption-this-its-been-awhile/442739/30 "2008-03-27T12:32:44Z")
I’m here to audition for the role of Marge Simpson in “Stop the Planet of the Apes. I Want to Get Off.” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-a-caption-this-its-been-awhile/442739/31 "2008-03-27T16:58:27Z")
“Downed power line–swimming hole–what’s that burning smell?” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-a-caption-this-its-been-awhile/442739.md?page=1)