# Let's do another funny caption thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 11, 2004, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-another-funny-caption-thread/239463 "2004-04-11T16:24:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2004, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-another-funny-caption-thread/239463/1 "2004-04-11T16:24:47Z")
I love when people come up with funny captions to odd or straight-laced photos. I’m not good at picking photos. But, here is my attempt: %$!#&\*% crabgrass!. The winner, as determined by someone, will not be attacked by an angry cat on Whitsuntide. I guarantee it.\* \*All guaranteed are not binding. See contest display at local Post Office for details. ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2004, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-another-funny-caption-thread/239463/2 "2004-04-11T17:07:13Z")
“Honey, I shrunk the Marlboro Man!” ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2004, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-another-funny-caption-thread/239463/3 "2004-04-11T17:41:39Z")
“And here we see a microscopic view of the pubic lice that infest Vaqueros.” ---
**Author:** ![Abbie\_Carmichael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/49beb7/32.png) [@Abbie\_Carmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abbie_Carmichael)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2004, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-another-funny-caption-thread/239463/4 "2004-04-11T19:37:16Z")
Juan Valdez enjoying some quiet time on his farm, soon after resigning from his position with the Columbian Coffee Federation. Juan will begin a new career as Director of Marketing for Philip Morris on July 1. ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2004, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-another-funny-caption-thread/239463/5 "2004-04-11T20:21:49Z")
‘Burt Reynold’s horse deleted by 1920’s style death rays’ ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-another-funny-caption-thread/239463/6 "2004-04-12T06:42:19Z")
“Come to where the flavor is.” or “Idiots! I’m working with idiots! They’re not gonna rob us on the way DOWN the mountain!” ---
**Author:** ![JRootabega](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8e7dd6/32.png) [@JRootabega](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRootabega)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-another-funny-caption-thread/239463/7 "2004-04-12T10:42:00Z")
“Scientists confirm how Velcro really works: tiny men, sitting on tiny mules, wielding tiny lassos.” ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-another-funny-caption-thread/239463/8 "2004-04-12T10:48:30Z")
Have we shrunk, or has the grass grown big? duuuuuuude. ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-another-funny-caption-thread/239463/9 "2004-04-12T13:03:21Z")
Sitting atop his donkey-shaped sled, Juan Valdez celebrates his victory in this year’s Die Tequila-Luge. ---
**Author:** ![bittersweet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c57346/32.png) [@bittersweet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bittersweet)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-another-funny-caption-thread/239463/10 "2004-04-12T13:07:52Z")
“I know that dang contact lens gotta be around here _somewhere_!” ---
**Author:** ![PbZep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/58f4c7/32.png) [@PbZep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PbZep)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-another-funny-caption-thread/239463/11 "2004-04-12T14:23:55Z")
_Grass or gas, nobody rides my ass for free_ or sumthin’ like that.