# Lets DO ChiefScott !!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 28, 2000, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-chiefscott/23909 "2000-06-28T18:15:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-chiefscott/23909/1 "2000-06-28T18:15:31Z")
What I mean is lets all mail him a postcard! I got his address (he posted it, so its ok for you to see it! Lets make all his shipmates jealous, cuz we love the big putz! JOC S. S. Kalbach X-4/PAO USS Eisenhower (CVN-69) FPO AE 09532-2830 Who loves ya? ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-chiefscott/23909/2 "2000-06-28T18:32:57Z")
Count me in! ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-chiefscott/23909/3 "2000-06-28T18:35:57Z")
Keep an eye out for mine Chief! It’ll be a good one! ---
**Author:** ![SSgtBaloo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@SSgtBaloo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSgtBaloo)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-chiefscott/23909/4 "2000-06-28T18:44:36Z")
Don’t forget to perfume you letters heavily and put “kissy marks” on the envelope/postcard. Write in as racy a style as you can manage, but use innuendo and sly references rather than anatomically blatant descriptions. It’ll make him seem like a great lover and baffle his shipmates without tempting them to steal the letters for their own entertainment. ~~Baloo ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-chiefscott/23909/5 "2000-06-28T18:46:46Z")
Chief, I think you’re gonna need to clear some room in your rack for your mail! ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-chiefscott/23909/6 "2000-06-28T19:31:58Z")
I’ll send him a card, and I’ll include a picture. He’ll be the envy of all the guys. ha! :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-chiefscott/23909/7 "2000-06-28T19:34:04Z")
Is it ok for me to send him a postcard with heavy perfume and kissy marks, even though I’m totally straight? ---
**Author:** ![fnord1966](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@fnord1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fnord1966)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-chiefscott/23909/8 "2000-06-28T19:39:37Z")
Especially if you are straight. but you musn’t forget, lots and lots of smiliey faces, no wait, I did that once, and Chiefie almost nuked the whole west coast in retailation ---
**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-chiefscott/23909/9 "2000-06-28T19:40:22Z")
Ooohhh, I’m in 🙂 I’m gonna go out after work and find a post card with a smilie on it \ ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-chiefscott/23909/10 "2000-06-28T20:24:30Z")
Doing Chief??? I’M IN! ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-chiefscott/23909/11 "2000-06-28T20:35:22Z")
Oh definitely count me in too. I may even put a little surprise in the envelope. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-chiefscott/23909/12 "2000-06-28T20:37:32Z")
The misspelled title of this thread was driving me nuts; it’s been fixed. I before C, except after E. Hey, that’s weird. ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-chiefscott/23909/13 "2000-06-28T20:44:33Z")
But UncleBeer, are you going to send him a postcard with a bunch of smilies and kissy marks on it? ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-chiefscott/23909/14 "2000-06-28T20:44:41Z")
Speaking of sending postcards. . . . Hiya UncleBeer. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-chiefscott/23909/15 "2000-06-28T21:25:14Z")
Can they be obscene ? ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-chiefscott/23909/16 "2000-06-28T21:32:20Z")
Ayesha, the better question would be, “Is it possible for you guys to **not** be obscene?” ::ducking and running:: ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-chiefscott/23909/17 "2000-06-28T21:36:02Z")
Oh yeah, and I’ll definitely send one. He once called me a dickwad and a fuckstick. So obviously he’s hot for my bod. Now, normally I don’t swing that way. But that sweet way he has of talking… ahhhhhhh… it just sets my heart all a-flutter. ---
**Author:** ![SmoothOperator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@SmoothOperator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmoothOperator)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-chiefscott/23909/18 "2000-06-28T21:51:57Z")
Ok, it’ll be in the mail tomorrow. Don’t know how suggestive it will be though, cause my husband may see it. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-chiefscott/23909/19 "2000-06-28T22:08:40Z")
Sure, I’ll DO Chief Scott. . . . . . . Oh…you mean send him MAIL! I guess I should read the OP instead of just the subject. Sure, I’ll send him a postcard. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-chiefscott/23909/20 "2000-06-28T22:19:10Z")
Silver - I like your style. 😉 And Ayesha…we were thinking about sending him NON obscene postcards??? This man’s been at sea for 6 months! We HAVE to send obscene ones! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-chiefscott/23909.md?page=2)