# Let's do Trump haiku **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 6, 2016, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794 "2016-10-06T19:39:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2016, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/1 "2016-10-06T19:39:48Z")
Let’s do Trump haiku Find beauty in the best words And do it big league ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2016, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/2 "2016-10-06T20:49:47Z")
Trump has huge ego Such big words from a Man with so small hands ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2016, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/3 "2016-10-06T21:04:47Z")
His yuuuuuuge fucking hands Are only dwarfed by his words He had it measured ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2016, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/4 "2016-10-06T21:20:13Z")
Most impressive, prettiest Haiku you have ever heard, not Crooked Hillary’s. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2016, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/5 "2016-10-06T21:23:07Z")
Trump is bestest Prez Hillary worse than Hitler Vote TRUMP! Vote TRUMP! Yea! ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2016, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/6 "2016-10-06T22:03:52Z")
Trump is not sexist He’ll let Hil’ry be His Secretary ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2016, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/7 "2016-10-06T22:10:00Z")
Donald Trump and his Basket of deplorables: November 8th fail. (Note: in a haiku, the syllable count is: 1st line 5, 2nd line 7, 3rd line 5.) ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2016, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/8 "2016-10-06T22:24:21Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > (Note: in a haiku, the syllable count is: 1st line 5, 2nd line 7, 3rd line 5.) (Hey, there’s a hurricane and I’m on my phone!) Trump is not sexist He will let Hillary be His Secretary (I actually had it right before I went back trying to make sure it was right,) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/9 "2016-10-07T00:35:00Z")
Pence sensational, but all the credit must go to Donald instead. ---
**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/10 "2016-10-07T09:53:20Z")
Sad. Sad, sad, sad. Sad! Sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad. Sad, sad, sad. Sad. Sad. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/11 "2016-10-07T11:30:50Z")
Though Trump’s an asshole He drives liberals nuts Which is kinda cool. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/12 "2016-10-07T13:46:06Z")
Trump has Russian ties? I don’t know where you heard that He just blows Putin ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/13 "2016-10-07T14:35:00Z")
It’s tremendous, yuuuge. I have the biggest hands, too. Hillary? Crooked. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/14 "2016-10-07T16:08:32Z")
Orange face, pumpkin gut short fingered vulgarian with daughter fetish ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2016, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/15 "2016-10-08T06:35:40Z")
How many plump rumps would the chump Trump hump if he could pump up his slump? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2016, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/16 "2016-10-08T15:56:08Z")
Trump haiku, you say? I’m really lousy at Bridge. This game’s getting old! ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2016, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/17 "2016-10-08T16:04:15Z")
The Trump Plan Won’t Win When He Is Near A Woman Shake Tic-Tacs At Him ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2016, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/18 "2016-10-08T16:09:28Z")
Trump haiku ain’t won, Seventeen syllables fun. Not worth many more. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2016, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/19 "2016-10-08T16:22:08Z")
Trump’s words made public, A film of obscenities. Who’s the pussy now? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2016, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/20 "2016-10-08T16:29:06Z")
My favorite Donalds Sutherland, Penobscott, Duck Guess that’s about it [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794.md?page=2)