# Let's do Trump haiku **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 6, 2016, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794 "2016-10-06T19:39:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2016, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/21 "2016-10-08T16:53:26Z")
The women love me I grab them by their pussies With my tiny hands ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2016, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/22 "2016-10-08T17:24:19Z")
If you are famous They just let you do anything That’s consentual ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2016, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/23 "2016-10-08T17:30:09Z")
_Consensual_, damnit! ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2016, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/24 "2016-10-09T16:56:45Z")
“Trump is a lecher.” “What, you just figured that out? He BRAGGED about it!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2016, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/25 "2016-10-10T04:36:35Z")
_Spy_ once dubbed him a “short-fingered vulgarian” never dreamt he’d run ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2016, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/26 "2016-10-10T05:07:52Z")
Donald Trump’s orange He really likes Vladimir Putin; not sure why ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2016, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/27 "2016-10-11T01:38:10Z")
Slowly, he sidles Step by step and inch by inch A dead man balking ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/28 "2016-10-14T17:44:52Z")
Sexual assault? It is just locker room talk While mic’d on a bus ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/29 "2016-10-14T17:52:52Z")
World conspiracy! They all hate me and that means They all hate you, too! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/30 "2016-10-14T19:43:48Z")
Now he’s only up five points in Texas - TEXAS!?! quite hard to believe ---
**Author:** ![petalpusher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9e8a1a/32.png) [@petalpusher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/petalpusher)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2016, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/31 "2016-11-11T20:30:18Z")
Trump is President. Crazy riots, flags burning. Love Trumps Hate? Let’s hope! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2016, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/32 "2016-11-11T20:32:46Z")
Making Trump Haiku Just isn’t fun anymore I need an aspirin ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2016, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/33 "2016-11-11T20:35:23Z")
He cannot Twitter. He cannot control himself. O Lord, help us all. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2016, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/34 "2016-11-11T20:54:33Z")
“Prez Trump”: Bloom County called it first, even before The Simpsons did it. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2016, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/35 "2016-11-11T21:14:21Z")
Rights fall as petals; Boughs heavy with fetid buds, A Huckabee sings. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/36 "2016-11-12T10:23:15Z")
A Huckabee sings And the Supreme Court retreats. Ginsburg, stay healthy! ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/37 "2016-11-12T10:49:45Z")
An Autumn surprise The result on television Proves to be Donald ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/38 "2016-11-12T15:30:53Z")
Hollowed men whimper. This is the way our world is; Orange our new black. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/39 "2016-11-12T15:43:14Z")
Orange our new black But I prefer apricots, Which are also orange ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/40 "2016-11-12T15:55:28Z")
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