# Let's do Trump haiku **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 6, 2016, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794 "2016-10-06T19:39:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/41 "2016-11-12T16:15:01Z")
Trump for me and you Trump for LGBTQ’s Can’t be four year snooze ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/42 "2016-11-14T02:49:50Z")
Campaign promises? He’s backtracking already. **::Sigh::** Politicians. ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/43 "2016-11-14T03:59:36Z")
Not broken promise if always impossible Just reality ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/44 "2016-11-14T04:04:53Z")
Then they lied to us! An honest politician is oxymoron. ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/45 "2016-11-14T07:30:19Z")
If they always lie and everybody buys it Just serving demand ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2016, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/46 "2016-11-17T03:43:47Z")
Alex Hamilton said, “The masses are asses” I find that very true. ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2016, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/47 "2016-11-19T06:12:12Z")
Nineteen seven three Taking longer certainly Ignorance on spree ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2016, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/48 "2016-11-19T07:06:20Z")
Suck my juicy cock, You rotten orange bastard, Suck my juicy cock. ---
**Author:** ![Taco\_the\_cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@Taco\_the\_cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taco_the_cat)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2016, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/49 "2016-12-16T18:47:20Z")
Jill Stein won’t save me Hope impeachment will do it Pence could be better ---
**Author:** ![Aspidistra](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspidistra/32/3894_2.png) [@Aspidistra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspidistra)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2016, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/50 "2016-12-16T19:13:51Z")
Russia hacks US Hopes for superpower place It will be China’s ---
**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2016, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/51 "2016-12-16T19:31:50Z")
I’m not a haiku I am not. Not a haiku You are the haiku ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2016, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/52 "2016-12-18T22:42:14Z")
SNL, Baldwin Trump has thin skin about them. I think they’re funny. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2016, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/53 "2016-12-19T17:30:28Z")
Today is the day Electoral College meets Faithless electors? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2016, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/54 "2016-12-20T15:42:24Z")
Electors gathered no big surprises, really Trump (blech) elected ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/55 "2017-01-06T14:58:20Z")
Like the punchline to a really long-winded joke that nobody gets. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2017, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/56 "2017-01-07T05:25:28Z")
Orange carrot top Ended up 3 million votes short Sucks Putin’s dick too ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2017, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/57 "2017-01-09T17:48:00Z")
Streep blasts Trump at Globes doesn’t mention him by name Trump blasts back, of course ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/58 "2017-01-20T10:47:56Z")
“Do not feed the troll” Those wise words seldom heeded, We reap what we sow. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/59 "2017-01-20T13:27:13Z")
Inauguration Day has never left me this Frightened for the world. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/60 "2017-01-20T14:17:34Z")
Frightened for the world And thoroughly disgusted. Night begins at noon. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794.md?page=4)