# Let's do Trump haiku **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 6, 2016, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794 "2016-10-06T19:39:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2017, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/61 "2017-01-21T23:32:37Z")
The reality TV president will be death of unity ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/62 "2017-01-23T15:11:23Z")
Inauguration Day, New York pick 4 for real was 6-6-6-6 ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2017, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/63 "2017-01-24T07:13:18Z")
With alternate facts, and “truthful” hyperbole, Can’t not tell a lie. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2017, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/64 "2017-01-25T14:40:37Z")
George Orwell must be spinning in his grave right now doubleplus ungood ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2017, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/65 "2017-01-26T15:09:25Z")
Who pays for the wall? Costs twelve to fifteen billion So much for PayGo ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2017, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/66 "2017-01-26T16:32:33Z")
Mexican prexy tells Orange Cheeto, “Dream on! Build wall on _your_ dime.” ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2017, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/67 "2017-01-27T15:41:37Z")
Friendly to Russia Hostile towards Mexico The man’s a menace. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2017, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/68 "2017-01-30T19:31:03Z")
CJCS now off NSC; DNI too - Steve Bannon on! ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2017, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/69 "2017-02-10T21:39:50Z")
Rant and rave loudly and Star-Wars-kid a big stick and you will fall far. ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2017, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/70 "2017-02-14T04:04:58Z")
Greek tyrant’s _hubris_ Leads to _peripeteia_ And to _nemesis_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2017, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/71 "2017-02-14T05:44:03Z")
Flynn “misled” Veep Pence; now out on his pointy ears. Who’s next, I wonder? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2017, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/72 "2017-02-14T14:45:22Z")
Pres Trump’s job is tough He has to golf on weekends Hope no missiles launch ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-do-trump-haiku/767794/73 "2017-02-15T06:21:05Z")
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