# Let's Figure Out The Best Weird Al Song, Part 1: Parody Nominations

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**Category:** Cafe Society
**Tags:** music
**Created:** [November 19, 2022, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-figure-out-the-best-weird-al-song-part-1-parody-nominations/975223 "2022-11-19T23:20:23Z")
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We did something like this ten years ago, but in honor of the Weird Al movie, let’s do it again.

In this round I invite one and all to nominate Weird Al PARODIES. Weird Al originals like “Albuquerque” or “One More Minute” will get their own category.

For the purposes of this competition we will count the polka compilations as parodies, so you can nominate them, but please specifically name them if you wish to nominate them.

**Please nominate up to SEVEN Weird Al parodies.** You don’t have to rank them; all nomination mentions are one point. You may nominate fewer than seven if you wish but full ballots are appreciated.

To help you out, because there’s a lot of them, Weird Al’s website has a list of parodies:

> **[Parodies & Polkas | "Weird Al" Yankovic](https://www.weirdal.com/archives/miscellaneous/parodies-polka/)**
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> The official website of "Weird Al" Yankovic.

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I’ll start.

Eat It  
Pretty Fly For A Rabbi  
White and Nerdy  
Party in the CIA  
eBay  
Jerry Springer  
Taco Grande

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Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch

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Fat  
White and Nerdy

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Cragslist  
Foil  
Party In The CIA  
Perform This Way  
Smells Like Nirvana  
White & Nerdy  
Word Crimes

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Amish Paradise  
I Lost On Jeopardy  
(This Song’s Just) Six Words Long  
Smells Like Nirvana  
The Saga Begins

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Amish Paradise

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Amish Paradise  
Ebay  
Jeopardy  
My Bologna  
Another one rides the bus

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Bob  
Yoda  
King of Suede  
All about the Pentiums  
Livin’ with a hernia  
Beverly Hillbillies  
Perform this way

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Amish Paradise  
Livin’ with a Hernia  
Fat  
Smells like Nirvana  
Beverly Hillbillies  
Canadian Idiot

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Amish Paradise  
It’s All About The Pentiums  
Jurassic Park  
The Saga Begins  
Smells Like Nirvana  
Taco Grande  
White & Nerdy

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I’m putting Eat It at number one. I remember sitting in the restaurant attached to the P/X in Munich back in 1984, and being excited that the song on the jukebox was Eat It instead of Beat It. I know it’s not Weird Al’s first song, but it’s the first big hit of his that I was aware of.

1. Beat It
2. Fat
3. Amish Paradise
4. White & Nerdy
5. Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
6. Christmas at Ground Zero
7. It’s All About the Pentiums
8. One More Minute

This was not an easy list to compile.

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> [@Odesio](#):
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> This was not an easy list to compile.

Some of the ones you listed aren’t parodies. Does that make it easier, or harder?

It was hard for me to limit myself to just 7, but here’s what I came up with. Ask again later and I might give you a different list.

Eat It  
I Want a New Duck  
The Saga Begins  
Smells Like Nirvana  
Spam  
Tacky  
Yoda

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Many of them are good, but _The Saga Begins_ rises to the level of genius.

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Yoda  
The Saga Begins  
I Lost on Jeopardy  
Eat It  
My Bologna  
(This Song’s Just) Six Words Long  
King of Suede

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Amish Paradise  
Another One Rides the Bus  
Cavity Search  
Foil  
Jurassic Park  
Ode to a Superhero  
Theme from Rocky XIII

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Eat It  
Amish Paradise  
I Lost on Jeopardy  
The Saga Begins  
Dare to Be Stupid  
Ricky  
Polkas on 45, really any of the polka medleys

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> Many of them are good, but _The Saga Begins_ rises to the level of genius

Agreed (though Amish Paradise is a close #2 IMO). Weird Al largely put the song together from internet rumors about the movie before it was out, and needed almost no alterations once it did come out.

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It’s Still Billy Joel to Me  
Headline News  
Word Crimes  
Another One Rides the Bus  
Ricky  
Gump  
Foil

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> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#):
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> Some of the ones you listed aren’t parodies. Does that make it easier, or harder?

If we’re going to go that direction, how many of Weird Al’s songs are actually parodies? The legal definition of a parody is that it’s humurous social commentary or literary criticism in which one work imitates another. Does that sound right for a lot of Al’s songs? What’s Eat It a parody of? Beat It would be the obvious answer, but what social commentary or criticism is Al making there? Does it even have to be a specific song to be parody? Christmas at Ground Zero is a parody of Christmas Songs. One More Minute is a parody of those 50s love songs.

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