# Let's go ape about songs mentioning King Kong

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-ape-about-songs-mentioning-king-kong/335807>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 15, 2005, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-ape-about-songs-mentioning-king-kong/335807 "2005-12-15T21:05:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-ape-about-songs-mentioning-king-kong/335807/21 "2005-12-16T03:08:40Z")

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It’s a little hard to make out, but I believe the snippet of Japanese in Blue Oyster Cult’s _Godzilla_ is an announcer talking about Godzilla fighting King Kong.

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**Author:** ![marky33](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@marky33](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marky33)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-ape-about-songs-mentioning-king-kong/335807/22 "2005-12-16T03:29:32Z")

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\*\*King Kong \*\* by Regular Fries

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-ape-about-songs-mentioning-king-kong/335807/23 "2005-12-16T06:22:08Z")

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**Zombie Jamboree** , by Rockapella

_There’s a high-wire zombie 'tween the World Trades  
A King Kong zombie on the Empire State_

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-ape-about-songs-mentioning-king-kong/335807/24 "2005-12-16T09:20:05Z")

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_King Kong merrily on high,  
In heav’n the bells are ringing:  
King Kong! verily the sky  
Is riv’n with angel singing._

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**Author:** ![BadBadger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BadBadger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BadBadger)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-ape-about-songs-mentioning-king-kong/335807/25 "2005-12-16T09:32:49Z")

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In the Name of The Father by **Black Grape** had a good line

_Neil Armstrong, astronaut  
he had balls bigger than King Kong._

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-ape-about-songs-mentioning-king-kong/335807/26 "2005-12-16T14:38:59Z")

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Nobody remembers old cartoon theme songs:

King Kong, you know the name of  
King Kong, you know the fame of  
King Kong, ten times as big as a man!

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**Author:** ![jimmmy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/73ab20/32.png) [@jimmmy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jimmmy)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-ape-about-songs-mentioning-king-kong/335807/27 "2005-12-16T15:47:15Z")

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Dang you Elvisl!ves!!! That was what I opened it to say. Full lyrics  
King Kong you know the name of  
King Kong you know the fame of  
King Kong ten times as big as a man

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-ape-about-songs-mentioning-king-kong/335807/28 "2005-12-16T15:55:54Z")

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And then there’s Dave Van Ronk’s “Sunday Street”:

_My hands are shaky and I ain’t feelin’ well  
From drinkin’ King Kong Liquor and cheap muscatel._

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-ape-about-songs-mentioning-king-kong/335807/29 "2005-12-16T23:29:24Z")

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[King Kong](http://www.leoslyrics.com/listlyrics.php;jsessionid=8972554662448D05D72C4DBE081C9872?hid=QYpJe3uypOA%3D) - The Jimmy Castor Bunch

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**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2005, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-ape-about-songs-mentioning-king-kong/335807/30 "2005-12-17T02:07:54Z")

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[Daniel Johnston](http://www.hihowareyou.com/) did a song called “King Kong”; Tom Waits covered it on the [Daniel Johnston tribute album](http://www.audiolunchbox.com/album?a=23143&z=).

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**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2005, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-ape-about-songs-mentioning-king-kong/335807/31 "2005-12-17T06:44:33Z")

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Here’s a line from Neil Sedaka’s 1959 hit, “I Go Ape”

Oh, ranga tanga ring ting tong, I’m related to old King Kong

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2005, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-ape-about-songs-mentioning-king-kong/335807/32 "2005-12-17T07:30:16Z")

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Very obscure: Garrett Morris in a tux and in front of stills from the original movie sang “The King Kong Dirge” at the time Jodie Foster hosted Saturday Night Live.

Seeing it in a rerun of “The best of SNL” I thought he did a good job for a piece that was surprisingly dramatic and serious.

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2005, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-ape-about-songs-mentioning-king-kong/335807/33 "2005-12-17T08:12:42Z")

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He’s mentioned in a song in some versions of _Little Shop of Horrors_. The song is included as an extra in the most recent cast CD. It’s sung by Audrey 2 at the end of the show and it’s called \*[I’M BAD](http://www.gosonglyrics.com/l/219622/Howard%20Ashman%20/%20Alan%20Menkin-Bad) \* and Audrey’s asserting his supremacy over other monsters:

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> I used to hear the people talk about that old King Kong  
> They used to say he was the meanest but in bot’ was wrong!  
> He climbed the Empire State (the buildin’ ain’t that big)  
> Shoot! I could climb in half the timb but climbin’ ain’t my gig

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2005, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-ape-about-songs-mentioning-king-kong/335807/34 "2005-12-17T18:42:58Z")

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Was forgetting this one:

_And he’s bad, bad, Leroy Brown  
The baddest man in the whole damned town  
Badder than old King Kong  
And meaner than a junkyard dog_

- Jim Croce

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2005, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-ape-about-songs-mentioning-king-kong/335807/35 "2005-12-17T18:45:20Z")

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Dang! I missed **bordelond** ’s post.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2005, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-ape-about-songs-mentioning-king-kong/335807/36 "2005-12-17T18:45:20Z")

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> [@GIGObuster](#):
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> Was forgetting this one:
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> _And he’s bad, bad, Leroy Brown  
> The baddest man in the whole damned town  
> Badder than old King Kong  
> And meaner than a junkyard dog_
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> - Jim Croce

Psst! See post #5.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2005, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-ape-about-songs-mentioning-king-kong/335807/37 "2005-12-17T18:48:25Z")

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> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#):
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> Psst! See post #5.

Yep, I saw it just in time. 🙂

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2005, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-ape-about-songs-mentioning-king-kong/335807/38 "2005-12-17T19:50:12Z")

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David Bromberg performed a song on Mountain Stage called “I’ll Take You Back.” It was a modern remake of the ancient kissoff song “Scarborough Fair.”

"…When fools don’t fall in love,  
And Michael Jackson wears his other glove,  
I’ll take you back.

When James Brown ain’t funky,  
And King Kong ain’t a monkey,  
I’ll take you back…"

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2005, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-ape-about-songs-mentioning-king-kong/335807/39 "2005-12-18T21:28:33Z")

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The new King of Kong songs is the one that Jack Black sang in his opening of SNL last night, his unofficial themesong for the movie. The best and most Kong-plicit song you’re ever likely to hear, but unfortunately lyrics aren’t online yet.

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