# Let's Go, Astros!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-astros/326218>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 14, 2005, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-astros/326218 "2005-10-14T14:26:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-astros/326218/81 "2005-10-20T04:24:25Z")

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My Mom was working a concession stand at Busch for her booster club tonight.

I bet she sold a lot of beer.

Congrats, Astros, it was well-earned.

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**Author:** ![CatsCradle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/cab0a1/32.png) [@CatsCradle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CatsCradle)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-astros/326218/82 "2005-10-20T06:01:08Z")

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World Series Time! Or, as I like to call it, The Four Horsemen vs The Three Wise Men (well, two Wise Old Men, anyway–Pettite and Clemens. But I’ll throw in Oswalt just the same 🙂 ). Normally, I’d say 4 \> 3, but I’d say the Astros would be a much tougher test than a tired Angels squad.

Who’s the fourth starter for Houston, then? Backe? Or do they go with a three-man rotation?

Should be an interesting series…since I’m not actively rooting for either team, and I don’t actively dislike either one, I’ll go with the OP by default: Go Astros!

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**Author:** ![BobT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e8cbc/32.png) [@BobT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobT)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-astros/326218/83 "2005-10-20T06:26:35Z")

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Astros will likely go with a 4-man rotation unless they fall behind 3-0. Clemens, Pettite, Oswalt, Backe. Then you go with Clemens, Pettite, and Oswalt to finish up as need be.

Since both teams have inconsistent offenses and great pitching, I expect lots of runs being scored. That’s just the way these things go down. And someone off of the White Sox bench (which is really bad) will get a big hit.

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**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-astros/326218/84 "2005-10-20T07:35:58Z")

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Chicago’s going to have to win three games against Clemens, Pettite and Oswalt? Yikes.

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**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-astros/326218/85 "2005-10-20T09:08:01Z")

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> [@BobT](#):
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> Astros will likely go with a 4-man rotation unless they fall behind 3-0. Clemens, Pettite, Oswalt, Backe. Then you go with Clemens, Pettite, and Oswalt to finish up as need be.

I’m looking for a standard Clemens effort, followed by a spectacular Pettite start, then an Oswalt down and dirty strikefest to give the Astros a 2-1 or 3-0 lead.

WOOO HOOO!!!

;j

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**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-astros/326218/86 "2005-10-20T12:36:07Z")

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WOO-HOO! I’m so tired.

**Rufus Xavier** - Nitpicks acknowledged!

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-astros/326218/87 "2005-10-20T15:09:09Z")

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2004: Red Sox  
2005: White Sox  
2006: Cubs  
2007: Second Coming

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-astros/326218/88 "2005-10-20T17:06:37Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> 2006: Cubs  
> 2007: Second Coming

I’m pretty sure you’ve got those two backward.

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-astros/326218/89 "2005-10-20T17:16:06Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> I’m pretty sure you’ve got those two backward.

“Hi, everybody, and welcome to Game 1 of the Post-Apocalyptic Series between the Chicago Cubs, and the Forces of the Anti-Christ.”

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-astros/326218/90 "2005-10-20T17:50:52Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> “Hi, everybody, and welcome to Game 1 of the Post-Apocalyptic Series between the Chicago Cubs, and the Forces of the Anti-Christ.”

_\<snerk\>_

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**Author:** ![myskepticsight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@myskepticsight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/myskepticsight)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-astros/326218/91 "2005-10-20T19:31:42Z")

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^From St. Louis and big Cardinals fan.

Man oh man. I was so excited for a comeback after Pujols’ amazing home run the other night. Last night I was at the bowling alley with some friends from Chicago who were giving me crap throughout the whole game, which we were running to the TV between frames to watch. Darn Cubs fans… 😉

I’m sad because if I want to root for anyone in the series, it’s gotta be the White Sox. I can’t root for the team that knocked out my team. I never thought I’d be rooting for a Chicago team…

And all said Chicago friends and saying this year’s for the Sox (which they don’t like, because they are Cubs fans) and next year is all about the Cubs. We’ll have to see about that…

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-astros/326218/92 "2005-10-20T19:40:53Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> 2004: Red Sox  
> 2005: White Sox  
> 2006: Cubs  
> 2007: Second Coming

Yes, I’d have to agree that this is a sign that the End Times are at hand.

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-astros/326218/93 "2005-10-20T19:47:55Z")

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Hmmm. My sister lives in Houston, but my wife’s from Illinois. The Astros used to be in the NL West (division loyalty) but they never had [a good movie](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095082/) made about them (vocational loyalty).

Eh–who cares? It’ll be fun watching both teams duke it out. You’re both winners in my book (that is, until one of you loses). 🙂

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**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-astros/326218/94 "2005-10-20T20:28:18Z")

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But that movie isn’t really very flattering to the Sox…

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-astros/326218/95 "2005-10-20T22:12:22Z")

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> [@ArchiveGuy](#):
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> The Astros used to be in the NL West (division loyalty) but they never had [a good movie](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095082/) made about them (vocational loyalty).

I beg your pardon! [The Bad News Bears in Breaking Training](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075718/combined) ended with a game in the Astrodome, and featured several real-life-at-the-time Houston Astros players. If that doesn’t count, I don’t know **what** does!

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**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2005, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-astros/326218/96 "2005-10-21T04:43:39Z")

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> [@tracer](#):
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> I beg your pardon! [The Bad News Bears in Breaking Training](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075718/combined) ended with a game in the Astrodome, and featured several real-life-at-the-time Houston Astros players. If that doesn’t count, I don’t know **what** does!

I think you missed the word “good” in that post.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2005, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-astros/326218/97 "2005-10-21T04:45:34Z")

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> [@myskepticsight](#):
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> And all said Chicago friends and saying this year’s for the Sox (which they don’t like, because they are Cubs fans) and next year is all about the Cubs. We’ll have to see about that…

If Wood and Prior stay healthy for a whole season (and Corey Patterson hits, and about six other things), it’ll be far more amazing than the Astros making the playoffs after starting 15-30.

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**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2005, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-astros/326218/98 "2005-10-21T14:20:48Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> 2004: Red Sox  
> 2005: White Sox  
> 2006: Cubs  
> 2007: Second Coming

Perchance could we postpone the Apocalypse for one year so the Cleveland Indinas could win one too? 😃

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**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2005, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-astros/326218/99 "2005-10-21T14:22:39Z")

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Once I learn to both type AND proofread I’ll be dangerous.

Cleveland Indians. Cleveland Indians. :smack:

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2005, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-astros/326218/100 "2005-10-22T01:31:03Z")

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Is it Saturday yet? No? Damn.

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