# Let's go to the mooooooooovies **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 3, 2004, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345 "2004-03-03T17:36:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Matchka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Matchka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Matchka)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345/1 "2004-03-03T17:36:36Z")
Only one roooooool: Please just advance your 8 best efforts. Silence of the Cows Ben Herd Empire of the Cow Cow (someone had to do it) Sex, Cows and Videotape Something About Cows Food of the Cows Bull Durham ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345/2 "2004-03-03T17:56:12Z")
Hollywood and Bovine Moo Over Miami Where Eagles Dairy For Whom the Bull Tolls It Cud Happen to You The Portrait of Dorian Graze Cowsablanca Ruminant With a View Carlito’s Whey Okay, that’s nine. Sorry. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345/3 "2004-03-03T18:00:02Z")
Genre: Bad horror. C.U.D. The Udders Stephen King’s The Milkmaid with Cold Hands The Little Barn of Horrors Meat (an actual documentary by Frederick Wiseman) The Texas Meatsaw Massacre The Cow with Six Stomachs Wes Craven’s Bellow ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345/4 "2004-03-03T18:05:05Z")
Udder Suspicion Jersey Girl The Dark Calf Calf Moooooon Street Days Bovine and Roses American Cowpie Kissing Jessica Holstein The Horn Blows at Midnight Cow on a Hot Tin Hoof The Times of Harvey Milk Cud (starring Patricia Veal and Paul Mooooman) and (in all seriousness), the best cow movie of all time: **[Vacas](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103186/)** ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345/5 "2004-03-03T18:31:11Z")
Steer Wars: A Moo Hope Pirates of the Cowabean Porgie and Bessie Termoonator 3: Rise of the Moochines We’re No Angus Wes Craven’s Cream (eeew, maybe not) Disney’s Holes-tein Pixar’s The Incredibulls ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345/6 "2004-03-03T18:40:34Z")
Some more? Battle Beyond the Steers The Udder Sister Disney’s Black Holstein Cow, Voyager The Churn of the Screw And who could forget the HBO mini-series, Brand of Brothers? ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345/7 "2004-03-03T19:09:27Z")
> [@ftg](#): > > Genre: Bad horror. > > C.U.D. > The Udders > Stephen King’s The Milkmaid with Cold Hands > The Little Barn of Horrors > Meat (an actual documentary by Frederick Wiseman) > The Texas Meatsaw Massacre > The Cow with Six Stomachs > Wes Craven’s Bellow You guys are better at this than me (but I would have said, "The Texas Chainsaw MOOssacre). Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345/8 "2004-03-03T19:33:40Z")
One moo over the Cuckoo’s nest Cow to marry a millionaire The Bull Monty Bull Metal Jacket Calf Moon Street Moo over Manhattan ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345/9 "2004-03-03T19:35:42Z")
_Milk Money Crouching Cow, Hidden Chicken Gary Larsen’s Moo Nightmare My Moo Heaven Killer Kows from Udder Space Das Hoof The Cowbells of St. Mary’s The Texas Longhorn Massacre_ that one IS irresistable, isn’t it ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345/10 "2004-03-03T20:00:15Z")
Raiders of the Lost Dairy. ---
**Author:** ![yellowval](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/919ad9/32.png) [@yellowval](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yellowval)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345/11 "2004-03-03T20:04:48Z")
This is hilarious. I’m not as good at this as you guys, but I’ll give it a shot. Milking John Moo-kovich Lord of the Cows: The Moo Towers Moo-lin Rouge A-moo-deus Angus Management Psycow The Cow of Monte Cristo Moo-mento ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345/12 "2004-03-03T20:08:13Z")
Plan 9 From Udder Space. The Gurns-esy-s of Navarrone. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345/13 "2004-03-03T20:15:43Z")
Being John Milkovich Phone Mooth ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345/14 "2004-03-03T20:22:18Z")
The Rustler To Calve and Calve Not Calf-Baked Die Herd, Die Herd 2, and Die Herd : With a Vengeance Blast from the Pasture The Trouble With Dairy That Thing You Moo ---
**Author:** ![Pashnish\_Ewing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8797f3/32.png) [@Pashnish\_Ewing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pashnish_Ewing)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345/15 "2004-03-03T20:25:59Z")
Holstein Powers: Cow of Midwestern Mystery Teatanic Good Milk Hunting Tin Cud White Cows Can’t Jump (over the moon) ---
**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345/16 "2004-03-03T20:28:19Z")
The Mootrix (alternative title, “The Milktrix”) Cattlefield Earth The Milkman Always Rings Twice Teatsie (Tootsie) Beauty and the Beef Dairy Poppins The Sound of Moosic Dairy Movie Cream (Scream) ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345/17 "2004-03-03T20:57:19Z")
The Unpunchables The Stampede and The Stampede 2 (aka The Herd o’ Bull Run and The Herd o’ Bull Run 2) Throw Bossie from the Train ---
**Author:** ![kasuo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8c91f0/32.png) [@kasuo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kasuo)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345/18 "2004-03-03T21:25:42Z")
The Adventures of Baron Moonchausen Black Cow Down A Cow’s Life Indiana Jones and the Last Moosade The Last Samoorai El Mooriachi Remoo Williams: The Adventure Begins The Silence of the Cows ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345/19 "2004-03-03T21:38:51Z")
Tipping Miss Daisy. Bridget Jone’s Dairy ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345/20 "2004-03-03T22:29:40Z")
_toro! Toro! Toro!_ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345.md?page=2)