# Let's go to the mooooooooovies

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 3, 2004, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345 "2004-03-03T17:36:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345/21 "2004-03-03T23:18:21Z")

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_Cud_, starring Paul Mooman, Patricia Veal and Brandon De Wildebeest

_Grazing Arizona_

_Butter Off Dead_

_Margarine Morningstar_

_Steerly Beloved_

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345/22 "2004-03-03T23:36:10Z")

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\*\*Driving Miss Dairy

Moo En Rouge?\*\* [It’s been done.](http://www.ggguards.com/run2003.html)

The Chevy Chase **Vaca-tion** series.

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345/23 "2004-03-04T03:26:52Z")

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Death and the Milk Maid  
28 Fillets Later  
It Had To Be Moo  
The Dairy of Ellen Rimbauer  
Man on the Moo  
Citizen Cud

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345/24 "2004-03-04T03:47:14Z")

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Genre: Film Noir

The Alfalfa Jungle  
The Third Cow  
Ace in the Holstein  
The Night of the Hereford  
Sunset Bullevard  
Strangers on a Cattle Truck  
Cow Largo  
They Low By Night

(Please stop me before I do an anime list.)

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345/25 "2004-03-04T04:23:14Z")

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How The West Was Cud  
The Cudfather  
The Herdman Of Alcatraz  
The Man Who Chewed Too Much  
Moonie  
The Lady Ruminates  
The Seventh Veal  
Cows And Whispers  
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Moo-ers  
Jersey Girl  
From Hereford To Eternity  
Mooin’ In The Rain  
Bovine Blossoms  
Return Of The Bullseye  
Apocalypse Moo  
Bonnie And Cud  
Amademoos  
Paper Moo  
The Sound Of Moosic  
Driving Miss Guernsey  
The Ayrshirian Candidate  
Angus Hall

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**Author:** ![Dizzy\_Fingers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dizzy\_Fingers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dizzy_Fingers)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345/26 "2004-03-04T04:38:47Z")

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Heifer After  
Moo-nstruck  
Horn on the Fourth of July  
It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Cow  
Cow Green Was My Valley  
The Milkman Cometh  
Steer Crazy  
The Veal Cancun

Music, of course, by James Horner.

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**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345/27 "2004-03-04T08:35:45Z")

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Treasure of the Sierra Moodray  
Dairy of a Mooed Housewife  
Moo Stick River  
The Ruminator

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345/28 "2004-03-04T12:42:26Z")

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A Cow Too Far  
Mad Cow and Gore-y  
Debbie Does Cows  
The Barn of the Naked Herd  
Cow Green Was My Valley  
Cow the West was Won  
Mooooodway  
Pearl Herder  
The Story of mOOOOOOOO

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345/29 "2004-03-04T14:51:04Z")

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_Bull Durham_…DOH!

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345/30 "2004-03-04T14:57:40Z")

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To Calf and Calf Not  
The Mooltese Falcon  
The Moolagro Beanfield War  
Fall of The House of Udder  
The Two Percent Solution  
Hide and Prejudice  
12 Angry Cows

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345/31 "2004-03-04T15:35:27Z")

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Lawn Mooer Man  
Apocalypse Cow (I love the smell of heifers in the morning)  
Close Encounters of the Curd Kind  
A Steer is Born (The Judy Farmland version)  
Cowsablanca (This could be the start of a beautifil mooship.)  
Cowrassic Park ("Oh my God. Do you know what this is? This is a cow egg. The cows are breeding.)  
It’s a Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow World.  
An Udder Time, An Udder Place  
My Fair Moo Cow ("The difference between a lady and a cow is not how she behaves, but how she is treated.)  
Debby Does Dairy  
A Few Good Cows ("The moos, the moos. You can’t handle the moos.)  
Plan 9 From Udder Space  
Silence of the Cows ("Tell me, Clarice - have the cows stopped screaming?)  
The Milkman Always Rings Twice  
Milking Miss Daisy (Moogan Freeman directed by Bruce Hereford)  
The Beefshank Redemption (Stars Acowdemy Award winner Robbins plus Moogan Freeman)

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345/32 "2004-03-04T16:06:40Z")

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MoOOOoonraker

Milk And Let Die

Octocowwy

Creamfinger

On Her Majesty’s Secret Cheddar

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**Author:** ![Matchka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Matchka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Matchka)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345/33 "2004-03-04T16:30:58Z")

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> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#):
>
> MoOOOoonraker
> 
> Milk And Let Die  
> Octocowwy  
> Creamfinger  
> On Her Majesty’s Secret Cheddar

I gotta rustle this one…  
The Man with the Golden Calf  
The Lowing Daylights  
Gold Heiffer  
Never say Moo  
Never say Moo again  
The Cow who loved me  
I did rather like “It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad Cow”  
I have coffee in my nose now.

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**Author:** ![Pashnish\_Ewing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8797f3/32.png) [@Pashnish\_Ewing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pashnish_Ewing)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345/34 "2004-03-04T16:46:59Z")

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The Bovines of Madison, Wisconsin  
Cow Air  
Dairy Queen of the Damned  
Milk Maid in Manhattan  
Chocolat (Milk)  
Moo Better Blues

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**Author:** ![Sub-Contractor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bcef8e/32.png) [@Sub-Contractor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sub-Contractor)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345/35 "2004-03-04T16:49:00Z")

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\*\* Westerns\*\*  
A Fistfull of Udder  
For a Few Teets More  
The Milk, the Cheese, and the Sour

\*\* Horror \*\*  
Night of the Living Holstein (with the steak eating scene)  
The Mooomy

\*\* Drama\*\*  
12 Angry Moos  
Odd Cow Out

\*\* Romance \*\*  
Something About Dairy

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**Author:** ![Labdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Labdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labdad)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345/36 "2004-03-04T17:17:15Z")

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How about _Four Stomachs and a Funeral_

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345/37 "2004-03-04T18:17:57Z")

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A few of these could be up for Oscow nominations, but most of them are flops.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345/38 "2004-03-04T19:42:50Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
>
> A few of these could be up for Oscow nominations, but most of them are flops.

Uuuummmmmmm…cowflop?

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**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345/39 "2004-03-04T20:19:32Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> Originally Posted by **Chefguy**  
> A few of these could be up for Oscow nominations, but most of them are flops.

Yeah. I saw the Acowdamy Awards, but only The Herd of the Rings got 11. Bullshit.  
I was hoping for Bill Mooray to get one.

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**Author:** ![kasuo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8c91f0/32.png) [@kasuo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kasuo)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-go-to-the-mooooooooovies/232345/40 "2004-03-04T22:44:51Z")

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What about the moo-tube?

Cowpelle’s Show  
Late Night with Moonan O’Brien  
Moofy the Cow Tipper Slayer

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