# Let's have a demented Christmas! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** music\ **Created:** [November 28, 2020, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691 "2020-11-28T20:18:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691/21 "2020-11-29T00:59:41Z")
> [@WolfpackJeep](#): > > (No embedded link, because the album art features an anthropomorphic poo, which might be a little too demented for some.) - You can actually spoiler pictures and videos just like words. NSFW Jeff Dunham/Achmed “Jingle Bombs” [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx4xpTVT83E](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx4xpTVT83E) ETA: preview showed a blurred video but just the link when I posted. ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691/22 "2020-11-29T01:07:18Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > You can actually spoiler pictures and videos just like words. Thanks for the tip! 🙂 I just figured out how to get my video to show up in my post tonight…I’m still learning a few things about the new board. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691/23 "2020-11-29T01:07:27Z")
The Goons - “I’m Walking Backwards for Christmas” [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/e61uC-5s9VU/hqdefault.jpg "The Goons - I'm Walking Backwards for Christmas") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e61uC-5s9VU) ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691/24 "2020-11-29T01:09:20Z")
Rachel Bloom et al. - “California Christmastime” [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/lHd0xLCW2lw/maxresdefault.jpg "California Christmastime - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHd0xLCW2lw) ---
**Author:** ![Suse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Suse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suse)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691/25 "2020-11-29T01:19:14Z")
Christmas is Revolting…and so are the Elves [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/wVabZykVuuE/hqdefault.jpg "Christmas Is Revolting (And so are the elves) - The Tuna Observatory") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVabZykVuuE) ---
**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691/26 "2020-11-29T03:14:05Z")
More fun than demented: RUN DMC Christmas in Hollis (note the pit bull pulling Santa’s sleigh in the closing): [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/OR07r0ZMFb8/maxresdefault.jpg "RUN DMC - Christmas In Hollis (Official HD Video)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR07r0ZMFb8) Madonna’s Santa Baby: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/-wAyZZTq7E4/hqdefault.jpg "MADONNA - SANTA BABY") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wAyZZTq7E4) Straight No Chaser Text Me Merry Christmas (probably more apt for this year than they realized at the time: https://www.youtube.com/embed/DpxYDEVIe7E?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque&list=PLtwktBiWYi1JJlZ08Pz_qO9AMVIFaKET2 Workers of the World Unite! Barenaked Ladies Elf’s Lament: [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Gm3k7UR7knA/hqdefault.jpg "Barenaked Ladies- Elf's Lament") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm3k7UR7knA) ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691/27 "2020-11-29T03:26:07Z")
[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/VKTQmZHwDY4/maxresdefault.jpg "Fountains Of Wayne - I Want An Alien For Christmas") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKTQmZHwDY4) ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691/28 "2020-11-29T03:26:58Z")
[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/r3xEArOA4lk/hqdefault.jpg "Satan Claus by Something Fierce") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3xEArOA4lk) ---
**Author:** ![tripthicket](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripthicket/32/297_2.png) [@tripthicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tripthicket)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691/29 "2020-11-29T03:28:16Z")
Here’s a favorite, from The Holderness Family. Everyone’s favorite Let’s-Argue-About-Rape-Culture Christmas Song turned on its head! [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/CJB9GP5gyAw/maxresdefault.jpg "Baby, Just GO Outside") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJB9GP5gyAw) ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691/30 "2020-11-29T03:30:41Z")
[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/B3DyxaCYlfg/hqdefault.jpg "Chiron Beta Prime") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3DyxaCYlfg) ---
**Author:** ![Marvin\_the\_Martian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marvin_the_martian/32/2898_2.png) [@Marvin\_the\_Martian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marvin_the_Martian)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691/31 "2020-11-29T03:31:33Z")
A classic: [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/UPZ09DseJ8k/hqdefault.jpg "The 12 Gifts of Christmas - Allan Sherman") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPZ09DseJ8k) ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691/32 "2020-11-29T05:25:18Z")
My absolute favorite Christmas piece is “O Holy Night” performed by Mom and Daddy. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/8QZJ_n1fgpA/hqdefault.jpg "O Holy Night - Mom And Daddy") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QZJ_n1fgpA) ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691/33 "2020-11-29T05:36:14Z")
Well, Christmas at Ground Zero is taken, as is Chiron Beta Prime, which leaves only… [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/9XS3KzviAmU/maxresdefault.jpg "The Twelve Days Of Christmas") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XS3KzviAmU) ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691/34 "2020-11-29T05:42:25Z")
Oh, and I follow up with Weird Al’s Other Ode to Christmas… [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb-Mce9VpmY) ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691/35 "2020-11-29T06:13:51Z")
This is quite good: Silent Night performed by Merzbow [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/rBOanPoEek4/maxresdefault.jpg "Merzbow-Silent Night") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBOanPoEek4) ---
**Author:** ![PatrickLondon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/patricklondon/32/4422_2.png) [@PatrickLondon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickLondon)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691/36 "2020-11-29T07:13:28Z")
For the Scrooge in all of us: [https://youtu.be/uc41F9k3BMs](https://youtu.be/uc41F9k3BMs) ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691/37 "2020-11-29T07:17:26Z")
[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/BDiXPx2OqPI/maxresdefault.jpg ""Carol Of The Belts" by Here Come The Mummies") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDiXPx2OqPI) ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691/38 "2020-11-29T07:35:08Z")
Fear - _Fuck Christmas_ [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/5Zgol2NQhlM/hqdefault.jpg "Fear - Fuck Christmas") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zgol2NQhlM) Not really novelty except for the arrangement and instrumentation, you can’t go wrong with Gary Hoey; here’s a playlist including _Deck the Halls_: https://www.youtube.com/embed/EzcvrJXNOb8?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque&list=OLAK5uy_mowZIbi4C1QoAfMHRjSWi00vQxbcPBblA And no modern Christmas novelty song list is complete without Jon LaJoie’s _Merry Christmas Exclamation Point_ [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/km9iS2tcRZE/maxresdefault.jpg "Merry Christmas Exclamation Point (Jon Lajoie)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km9iS2tcRZE) ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691/39 "2020-11-29T07:42:27Z")
Oh, and an old favorite: [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/bBph8e8JlG8/hqdefault.jpg ""Christmas Dragnet" - Stan Freberg") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBph8e8JlG8) “Most folks call 'em green onions but they’re really scallions.” ---
**Author:** ![Die\_Capacitrix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/die_capacitrix/32/9_2.png) [@Die\_Capacitrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Die_Capacitrix)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691/40 "2020-11-29T08:40:16Z")
You can never have enough Dee Snider for Christmas. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/WQBCgjwreG8/maxresdefault.jpg "DEE SNIDER & LZZY HALE - THE MAGIC OF CHRISTMAS DAY") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQBCgjwreG8) Growing up this was on the album we listened to while decorating the tree. I think my mother might still listen to it. [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtVxFi9C0RA) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691.md?page=3)