# Let's have a demented Christmas! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** music\ **Created:** [November 28, 2020, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691 "2020-11-28T20:18:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691/41 "2020-11-29T09:29:29Z")
[I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - SNL - Bing video](https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=scarlett+johansson+snl+santa+claus&docid=608002910997972314&mid=27151AE39B363386EE7827151AE39B363386EE78&view=detail&FORM=VIRE) ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691/42 "2020-11-29T09:32:25Z")
And how could we forget to have a Patrick Swayze Christmas?? [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/2ZyJCV_dyug/hqdefault.jpg "MST3K - Patrick Swayze Christmas") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZyJCV_dyug) Also available in a choral arrangement: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Lq8WhYTRbC8/maxresdefault.jpg "A reddit & MST3K holiday tradition: "Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas This Year"") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lq8WhYTRbC8) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691/43 "2020-11-29T12:44:10Z")
[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/T7XJUeHWePw/hqdefault.jpg "The Sonics- Don't Believe In Christmas") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7XJUeHWePw) ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691/44 "2020-11-29T14:20:50Z")
[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/-pMUPMHbNng/maxresdefault.jpg "The Twelve Gifts of Christmas") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pMUPMHbNng) [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/vTe7PZx6Ow4/maxresdefault.jpg "I Hate Christmas") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTe7PZx6Ow4) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691/45 "2020-11-29T14:36:41Z")
Walt Kelly’s _Deck Us All With Boston Charlie_, of course. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/SL0lPcNwRqQ/hqdefault.jpg ""Deck Us All With Boston Charlie " - Walt Kelly") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL0lPcNwRqQ) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691/46 "2020-11-29T14:37:38Z")
and Bo Selecta’s _Proper Crimbo_ [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/MqBF7TiyATo/hqdefault.jpg "Bo Selecta - Proper Crimbo") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqBF7TiyATo) ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691/47 "2020-11-29T15:40:32Z")
If you’re gonna mention Stan Freberg, we have to include _Green Chri$tma$_. [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/I5IXlfJSEi4/hqdefault.jpg "STAN FREBERG - Green Christmas (1958) - A Classic!") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5IXlfJSEi4) ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691/48 "2020-11-29T15:42:20Z")
The Marcels - Merry Twistmas [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/BLGDt571BEQ/hqdefault.jpg "Merry Twistmas - The Marcels - 1961") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLGDt571BEQ) Albert King - Santa Claus Wants Some Lovin’ [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Sjc2KwhlrtA/hqdefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEmCOADEOgC8quKqQMa8AEB-AH-BIAC6AKKAgwIABABGHIgYCgRMA8=&rs=AOn4CLA5R6BBb36Lz_tZLw_AA2J5yFXMDQ "Albert King - Santa Claus Wants Some Lovin") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjc2KwhlrtA) ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691/49 "2020-11-29T18:27:46Z")
Imperial March/Carol Of The Bells [Imperial March - Carol of the Bells | EPIC STAR WARS (Piano Cover) [Intermediate] - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhV-QocN1_8&feature=share&fbclid=IwAR31EgPFicVZPYXJGhFD2tq8KdQhYP6uuXr8uJDxRr-6Wwm3KrvlEQ4nru0) ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691/50 "2020-11-29T18:49:31Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike1](#): > > “Miss Fogarty’s Christmas Cake,” a fine old piece of pre-Vaudeville Irish-bashing, written in the 1880s. I love this version. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/J2pqpcW2p5I/hqdefault.jpg "Mrs. Fogarty's Christmas Cake") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2pqpcW2p5I) ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691/51 "2020-11-29T18:55:04Z")
Sure, Straight No Chaser originated this but it makes more sense with the music pages getting mixed up. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/QOjrI8icSWg/maxresdefault.jpg "12 Days of Christmas") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOjrI8icSWg) ---
**Author:** ![Reeses\_Monkey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reeses_monkey/32/2885_2.png) [@Reeses\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeses_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691/52 "2020-11-29T19:04:10Z")
Bob Dylan and assorted wackos doing [Must be Santa](https://youtu.be/a8qE6WQmNus) ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691/53 "2020-11-29T19:21:20Z")
[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/o4O7VIViMlE/maxresdefault.jpg "Silent Night") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4O7VIViMlE) [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/uXL0reQ3qLw/maxresdefault.jpg "Montgomery Gentry - Merry Christmas from the Family (Audio)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXL0reQ3qLw) [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/iIdnYAkqSes/maxresdefault.jpg "Joe Diffie - Leroy The Redneck Reindeer (Official Video)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIdnYAkqSes) [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/LiFB4SucXSs/maxresdefault.jpg "Wayne Newton - Jingle Bell Hustle") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiFB4SucXSs) [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/qUzscKM08ho/maxresdefault.jpg "Sleigh Ride") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUzscKM08ho) [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/_BEB49GBiYE/maxresdefault.jpg "Bobby "Boris" Pickett - Monster's Holiday (HQ)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BEB49GBiYE) [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/mwcSLSg3Ak8/hqdefault.jpg "1950 HITS ARCHIVE: Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer - Spike Jones") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwcSLSg3Ak8) [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/f48fpPitYk4/maxresdefault.jpg "Milton DeLugg & The Little Eskimos - Hooray For Santa Claus (Main Title) (1964)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f48fpPitYk4) [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/oN_Tn30DIfY/maxresdefault.jpg "Have Yourself a Quiet Little Christmas") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN_Tn30DIfY) [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y5GtaTrPHM) [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/OR07r0ZMFb8/maxresdefault.jpg "RUN DMC - Christmas In Hollis (Official HD Video)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR07r0ZMFb8) [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/dX77dg5lk6c/maxresdefault.jpg "RUN-DMC - Christmas Is") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX77dg5lk6c) Not your usual “Merry Christmas Baby”: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/1D9CiwzguP4/hqdefault.jpg "Kimi & Ritz - Merry Christmas Baby") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D9CiwzguP4) ---
**Author:** ![Paintcharge](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paintcharge/32/7946_2.png) [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691/54 "2020-11-29T19:42:34Z")
Stop Giving Me Crap for Christmas. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/0Vxhgo8ZUP0/hqdefault.jpg "Stop giving me crap for Christmas") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vxhgo8ZUP0) ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691/55 "2020-11-29T19:43:20Z")
In case you need to get rid of some unwanted guests: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/K3dKlnfkVGA/hqdefault.jpg "Tammy Faye Bakker - Jingle Bells") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3dKlnfkVGA) ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691/56 "2020-11-29T19:47:26Z")
[“My Baby Lamb Has Christmas Cancer”](https://youtu.be/l5FWk_l8Fw4). NSFW language. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691/57 "2020-11-29T19:51:24Z")
[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Z84pS745njk/hqdefault.jpg "1960 HITS ARCHIVE: Twistin’ Bells - Santo & Johnny") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z84pS745njk) ---
**Author:** ![Treppenwitz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treppenwitz/32/3445_2.png) [@Treppenwitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treppenwitz)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691/58 "2020-11-29T20:01:08Z")
Well it’s…unusual. Steeleye Span with Gaudete [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/1mLGFLdsjFQ/maxresdefault.jpg "Gaudete") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mLGFLdsjFQ) j PS: after you’ve listened, fun fact ETA - one of not many hit singles in Latin. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691/59 "2020-11-29T20:08:45Z")
[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/NzJTuRB4wAk/hqdefault.jpg "Cheesy the Christmas Rat") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzJTuRB4wAk) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691/60 "2020-11-29T20:19:17Z")
[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/LslsgH3-UFU/hqdefault.jpg "Hanukkah in Santa Monica (Tom Lehrer)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LslsgH3-UFU) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-a-demented-christmas/926691.md?page=4)