# Let's have some breakfast in the MMP!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [March 23, 2015, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766 "2015-03-23T10:10:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/201 "2015-03-27T14:24:04Z")

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blurf. It’s going to :eek: snow :eek: tomorrow, but by Monday it’ll be in the 50s.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/202 "2015-03-27T14:36:00Z")

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\*\*swampy \*\*- you’d forsake Mel for Ben?? You’re such a manwhore!!! 😛

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/203 "2015-03-27T15:04:19Z")

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Ben knows how to take care of sinus blurfs. Mel knows how to take care of the need a good night’s sleep blurfs. They are both aware of each other and how each one takes care of my needs in a different way. Heck, Ben and Mel even live together. 😃

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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/204 "2015-03-27T15:17:29Z")

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Happy Friday, everybody! 🙂

> [@gotpasswords](#):
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> We’ve got a box of latex exam gloves in oh so fashionable lavender in the kitchen. VERY advisable for when working with jalapeños!

Oh, yeah, I forgot this hugely useful feature of disposable gloves – dealing with hot peppers. 🙂 Anyone harping about the landfill aspect of disposable gloves needs to remember the envinronmental cost associated with prolonged hand-washing: it takes energy to heat, and then clean, the water you use to soap and rinse and soap and rinse and then soap up some more your capsaicin-coated paws.

That yours come in lavender is a nice bonus! 😉

Spending some quality time with my BFF and my parents this weekend at an outdoor arts festival of some sort or another, since - \*minor \*- it’ll be lovely weather this weekend, and - _far less minor_ - a quiet relationship that’s developing in my life is blossoming nicely and I anticipate soon wanting to prioritize other even more pleasant ways of spending my limited free time.

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**Author:** ![peedin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peedin/32/14095_2.png) [@peedin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peedin)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/205 "2015-03-27T15:24:40Z")

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I’ve realized I have 2 breakfasts (or breakfesses as a friend of an ex-friend used to say). My first is around 7:30 and is protein based–eggs and grapefruit. Second is around 10 and is usually cereal, milk, and a banana. Today I am throwing caution to the winds and having an apple instead of a banana.

The irk is IRKSOME today.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/206 "2015-03-27T15:29:16Z")

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> [@Sahirrnee](#):
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> Maybe a shotgun approach?

Now we’re talking my language! Get a standard 12 bore and some empties. Cast a .380 round ball on each end of a yard of piano wire (twist a small loop on each end) – say around an E string. Curl that all up into the shell and fill in the odd spaces with swan shot. Not only is it an effective round, it makes the most amazing sounds as well.

There is also the old “shotgun shell under the steering column” trick but that really messes up a car. Or so I read in some journal somewhere. 😃

> [@Seanette](#):
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> I’m shocked to realize there are some annoyances chocolate just doesn’t cover.

I’ve stolen a phrase from my wife ------- there are some things in life even all the chocolate in Hershey can’t fix.

The following is not a joke. I actually had some insomnia issues at one time and went to see the guy who was my GP at the time. He actually said “You’re case isn’t that bad; I wouldn’t lose any sleep over it”. It was shortly after that that I replaced him. :smack:

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/207 "2015-03-27T15:37:19Z")

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Herself decided to take a Mental Health Day (or at least as close to mental health as the two of us get) so we got to breakfast together at Don’s Under the Bridge – a favorite of ours. I have to irk but I got a good assignment yesterday so I’m cool with it; at least until todays schedule gets posted. We were informed we’re going to be business as usual Easter Sunday. Nothing specific has been said at this point and I don’t have to work Sundays but I’m feeling out my Pastor (not in _that_ way) and considering putting in for voluntary time so some of my co-workers can spend the day with their family and friends – assuming they have any of either. I’m just playing wait and see for now.

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/208 "2015-03-27T15:48:58Z")

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[QUOTE=swampbear\*_gotti_\* I’m so embarrassed! :o Here you are with f-_aaaaaaa_-bu- **lous** gloves for the kitchen and I went with plain clear plastic. [/QUOTE]

I guess some of us are better at accessorizing!

Speaking of accessorizing the kitchen, if you’re itching for some “As seen on The Food Network” countertop bling, I can recommend the Breville food processor. Ours is “Cinnamon” which seems to be Australian for **“So RED even a kangaroo can see it”** and it’s definitely a splurge, but they really did a nice job thinking the thing out.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/209 "2015-03-27T16:39:24Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> Ben knows how to take care of sinus blurfs. Mel knows how to take care of the need a good night’s sleep blurfs. They are both aware of each other and how each one takes care of my needs in a different way. Heck, Ben and Mel even live together. 😃

Lemme get this right, you sleep with both Ben & Mel, & they live together? Iffn I didn’t know better, I’d say you’re GAY. 😉

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/210 "2015-03-27T17:21:35Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> Lemme get this right, you sleep with both Ben & Mel, & they live together? Iffn I didn’t know better, I’d say you’re GAY. 😉

WHAAAAT??? **swampy** is gay? who’d’a thunk it?

just never gets old.

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/211 "2015-03-27T17:34:59Z")

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I’ve heard Mel and Ben swing both ways, **spidey**. 😃

It’s another chilly day here. We went from 80F Wednesday to mid forties by last night and it isn’t supposed to get much warmer this weekend.

Tonight is rehearsal with the heathens. We’re doing a women’s acapella arrangement of _We Will Rock You_. Tonight is the first practice.

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**Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/212 "2015-03-27T17:48:40Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> Lemme get this right, you sleep with both Ben & Mel, & they live together? Iffn I didn’t know better, I’d say you’re GAY. 😉

No, he is a hypochondriac.

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**Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/213 "2015-03-27T19:07:43Z")

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Today didn’t go as badly as I thought it might, so good for that.

Drinking a Dr Pepper.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/214 "2015-03-27T20:11:13Z")

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Howdy from da cave! I toughed it out re the sinus blurf. Ok, I stopped rootin’ in dusty file drawers. [del]Minion[/del] Assistant got on me and told me to stay out of 'em, so I did. 😃 Now I await the arrival of pizza. I order via teh intartoobz and OYKW arrives with it in hand. Well, in box. It’s a miracle!

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/215 "2015-03-27T20:27:22Z")

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GMTA - I’m thinking about ordering pizza. When it came time to rotiss the chickie, I just wasn’t in the mood for poultry. Actually, what I want are shrimp tacos from Salsa’s! But I don’t feel like getting dressed to be seen outside the house, so pizza is a better choice. Must consult spousal unit.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/216 "2015-03-27T21:07:30Z")

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Pizza has been ingested. OYKW is preparin’ for a soak in the tub. He does so lurve that! Life is good.

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/217 "2015-03-27T22:53:34Z")

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Laundry is finally done.  
Except for being put away.

The only dirty clothes in this house are the ones we are wearing.

It’s been a boring day, but at least nobody is plucking my nerves.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/218 "2015-03-27T22:55:14Z")

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We didn’t exactly do pizza. \*\*FCD \*\*had wings and I had a calzone. But they came from the pizza place, so it’s kinda the same. 😃

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**Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/219 "2015-03-27T23:33:44Z")

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tis a cold, dreary Spring day. But there’s beerverages and hockey, so I’m good.

Dinner is Chipolte BBQ chicken with smoky sweet rice and a salad with chipolte cumin vinaigrette. Alas, the rice wine vinegar committed hari-kari, so the kitchen smells like a sushi joint right now.

Glad to hear it, **Midget**.🙂

**gotti** , that looks awesome. I enjoy good kitchen porn.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/220 "2015-03-27T23:47:54Z")

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Mmmm pizza. Too bad I already had dinner.

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