# Let's have some breakfast in the MMP! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [March 23, 2015, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766 "2015-03-23T10:10:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/261 "2015-03-29T00:53:47Z")
> [@Seanette](#): > > My hovercraft is full of eels. I want to return this tobacconist, it is scratched. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/262 "2015-03-29T01:25:36Z")
I totally forgot about Earth Hour today. I wanted to order some stuff on Amazon, and I still have the tab open from earlier today and haven’t ordered yet. I suppose I’ll get to it. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/263 "2015-03-29T01:48:49Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > I want to return this tobacconist, it is scratched. In hoc signos vinces. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/264 "2015-03-29T02:20:25Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > I hate all of you! IT’S SNOWING HERE!!! No wonder the Bunny is Grumpy, it was snowing sideways in Rabbitville earlier today! …& they wouldn’t let us use indoor plumbing. In case that’s unclear, iffn it’s cold enough to snow, you don’t want to be undoing your pants in a PortaJohn! ☹ ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/265 "2015-03-29T02:31:53Z")
Canes exocise the Devils. Life is good. 🙂 > [@kopek](#): > > Damn – I was never good at these sign/countersign games. Is the correct answer “My nipples explode in anticipation”? 🙂 “I will not buy this record, it is scratched!” ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/266 "2015-03-29T02:50:51Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > The goose has flown South. Agent 47??? > [@EmilyG](#): > > If anyone wants a picture of me eating naked toast, I can post one. It’ll be SFW because I’ll be fully clothed, to the relief of many and the disappointment of some. 😛 \ I WAN---- \ ----- hey! Wait a minute! Darn tease. OK then – I _still_ want one. 😛 > [@Seanette](#): > > My hovercraft is full of eels. And in case any of our new readers are not English speaking (although why they would be reading the MMP and understand enough to follow this link if they weren’t) > **[Translations of My hovercraft is full of eels in many languages](https://www.omniglot.com/language/phrases/hovercraft.htm)** > > How to tell people that your hovercraft has been infested with eels in many different languages. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/267 "2015-03-29T02:53:22Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > “I will not buy this record, it is scratched!” If there’s any more stock film of women applauding, I shall clear the court. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/268 "2015-03-29T03:02:16Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > If there’s any more stock film of women applauding, I shall clear the court. and now for something complete different…a man with 3 buttocks. ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/269 "2015-03-29T03:53:25Z")
Just posted this on FB So on edge right now. It’s almost 11pm and some guys across the street were blasting, get this, Katy Perry with bass turned all the way up so loud it was rattling my bedroom window. Now normally I’d just let it go, but with having my kids in bed I was irritated. I tried hollering over to them but when it was obvious they were not going to hear me, I put my butt kicking boots on and walked across the street, banged on their garage door and asked them to turn it down. They said “sorry we were tuning the truck”. I said, “loud music is one thing, but bass so loud it shakes my windows is another.” They said sorry and turned it down, and I just walked away saying a prayer of peace and forgiveness under my breath. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/270 "2015-03-29T11:31:39Z")
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffeinatin’. _YAWN_ ‘Tis 46 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 64 and sunny. A pretty but cool (for us) Sunday in store. I plan to take advantage of it by deheathenatin’ and then, well, nuttin else. We did a serious amount of yahd irk yestiddy. By the time we got finished with both yahds and showered, it was after two p.m. We started a little after eight yestiddy mornin’. We was tahrd! I did manage to make dindin however. I just have to say I make a dang fine beastloaf! 😃 Anywho, we had some hot tub time and then went to bed real early. I had a good night’s sleep and surprisingly am not all sore and achy like I thought I would be. YAY! I got a call from one of the church folks yestiddy afternoon. He was scheduled for ush duty this mornin’ but has a really bad cold, so I said I’d take his place. Can’t have germy parishoners all over the place now can we. So I have ush duty this mornin’. Today is [Palm Sunday](http://christianity.about.com/od/holidaytips/qt/whatispalmsunda.htm), so there shall be much carryin’ on with a processional of palms and endin’ with the reading of [The Passion Gospel](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passion_(Christianity)). I am sure this is more than anybody wanted to know. Ok, that’s all I got. I need more caffeine and need to figure out what to feed rumbly tummy. At some point purtification for deheathenization must commence. Happy Sunday Y’all! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/271 "2015-03-29T11:43:36Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > I _ **want to return** _ this tobacconist, it is scratched. > [@dogbutler](#): > > “I will not buy this record, it is scratched!” I cannot believe **I** misquoted Monty Python! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/272 "2015-03-29T12:09:31Z")
Up, and caffeinated. Round Two of tailgating today. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/273 "2015-03-29T12:18:46Z")
Blurf. Probably going to go to the store in a bit. We need more floss. Nothing too exciting. About as exciting as eating toast fully clothed. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/274 "2015-03-29T12:34:49Z")
Kinda sorta slept in today, so yay! So far this morning, I’ve emptied, then refilled the dishwasher, tended to Higglet, showered, dressed, made French toast, and had breakfast. We’ll leave for the hospital at 10 and I was just kidding about eating there. Leonardtown has a variety of restaurants, so hospital fare isn’t even a viable option. Very bright and sunny, but it was 24° when I let Higgs out, and it’s not supposed to get out of the middle 40s today. I may actually get motivated later and go organize my studio. \*\*FCD \*\*and I traded shelving units, so I’ve got to re-shelve all the stuff we un-shelved for the move. Beyond that, it’s all up in the air. Happy Sunday! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/275 "2015-03-29T13:39:37Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > \*\*FCD \*\*and I traded shelving units, so I’ve got to re-shelve all the stuff we un-shelved for the move. Whatever you want to call it, it belongs in the bedroom, not the MMP.😛 Watching German hockey playoffs on the computer. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/276 "2015-03-29T13:53:45Z")
Happy Sunday! It’s sunny but cold outside. It’s too warm inside with all the sunlight coming in the windows. I still haven’t put anything in the kitchen windows, not much need for privacy there and I haven’t figured out what I want. I woke up at 3am again, This time for a nightmare. It’s a recurring one, but I haven’t had it in a long time. Other than that SSDD. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/277 "2015-03-29T13:57:46Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > I cannot believe **I** misquoted Monty Python! We prefer to think of it as _paraphrasing_. 😉 Working voluntary OT today. Getting ready for April 25 when **KNOEBELS OPENS!!!** ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/278 "2015-03-29T13:59:37Z")
So, you get comp time for the voluntary OT? ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/279 "2015-03-29T14:39:48Z")
Another chilly spring day. I have laundry to do, then go to the used grocery for hair conditioner and toothpaste. Such an exciting life. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/280 "2015-03-29T15:41:30Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > Blurf. Probably going to go to the store in a bit. We need more floss. Nothing too exciting. [Here](http://mentalfloss.com/) you go. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766.md?page=15)