# Let's have some breakfast in the MMP!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [March 23, 2015, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766 "2015-03-23T10:10:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/81 "2015-03-24T15:54:51Z")

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**swampy** , Taz wasted no time burrowing under the clean covers. And on weekends when \*\*FCD \*\*wants to take a nap, Taz is properly indignant at being ousted. This morning, he was yowling and trying to open our bedroom door because he wanted a drink. As soon as \*\*FCD \*\*opened the door, Taz bolted for the sink.

It truly is interesting living here.

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/82 "2015-03-24T15:59:34Z")

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I debate keeping Sirius/XM.

I don’t drive much so it seems a waste, if I go out once a week that’s a lot.  
My truck is 3 years old and I just passed 22,500 miles and had I not been looking for a house all of last year it would probably be half of that, or less.  
However, when I do drive it’s a long drive and the stations I listen to fade out and I have to find a new one.

I renewed in January so I have some time to think about it.

Same thing with OnStar. I don’t know if it is worth keeping anymore. It was pretty good for directions all last year but I can get that off my phone. However, I get monthly updates about maintenance and condition of my truck and that may be worth keeping. I like having some minutes on my OnStar phone as well, just for emergencies.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/83 "2015-03-24T16:21:46Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> It’s 65° in my house, so no. 😛

There you have it folks, **Mooommm** does houseirk nekkid (but only when it’s warm inside). :o

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/84 "2015-03-24T16:29:32Z")

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**Moooom** does housework with no clothes on and I eat toast naked? 😛

Drinking a club soda. Thinking about the summer. Yes, I’m sure it will actually come eventually. Wondering what I’ll be up to this summer. Heck, I don’t even know what I’m doing next week.

Ah well, maybe I’ll figure it all out someday.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/85 "2015-03-24T16:50:40Z")

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> [@EmilyG](#):
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> **Moooom** does housework with no clothes on and I eat toast naked? 😛

Pictures or it didn’t happen?

I FINALLY POPPED MY CHERRY IN THE DEAD POOL!!!

And surprisingly enough with the one I least expected. Since I built the Road Kow to honor the song “All Right Cow” my friends play, I picked the writer of the “English version” of the song (All Right Now) and he passed. I knew he has been sick for quite a few years but it is still something of a shock. Now if only the various politicians would start dropping like flies, I could be really really happy. And really really trampy as well.

Sorry Swampykins – it was nice being tied up with you I MEAN TIED WITH YOU for all that time but I had to leave sometimes.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/86 "2015-03-24T16:55:31Z")

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I’m concerned about the apparent obsession regarding my state of attire - I’m thinking some of you people might need to consider therapy - just a thought…

😛

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/87 "2015-03-24T17:26:42Z")

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**Ruble** I’m not even in the dead pool but I can go with a lot of politicians dropping like flies.

Nothing wrong with being nekkid while doing house irk. No long sleeves to keep pushing up, no clothing to get in the way. Then when you are done you just jump in the shower.

I just finished my lunch, chicken cordon bleu (safeway brand frozen), baby peas (lesueur canned) and rice.  
I want to get a shower now but I have to wait for the washer to finish.

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/88 "2015-03-24T17:36:01Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> I’m concerned about the apparent obsession regarding my state of attire - I’m thinking some of you people might need to consider therapy - just a thought…
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> 😛

From a physician or clergyman? 😛

**{{{gotti and butters}}}**

**doggio** , when I do sriracha chicken, it’s in the context of a stir fry. The marinade / sauce contains several splorches of sriracha as the primary flavoring.

It’s too pretty to be stuck inside today. After irk, my neighbor and I are planning to go out riding, then grabbing a quick bite to eat at one of the local Mexican eateries.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/89 "2015-03-24T17:47:48Z")

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> [@kopek](#):
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> I FINALLY POPPED MY CHERRY IN THE DEAD POOL!!!

Such modesty is becoming.  
:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/90 "2015-03-24T17:54:25Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> I’m concerned about the apparent obsession regarding my state of attire - I’m thinking some of you people might need to consider therapy - just a thought…

**Mooommm** , this is the MMP. Iffn Freud or Jung were to be brought back to life & dropped in here, I’m betting they would start to analyze us, only to very quickly run from the room begging for a career change to something like a laborer where they don’t need to think much!  
**Swampy** , [del]are you one of the main causes of this[/del] do you have any openings in your program?

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/91 "2015-03-24T17:58:12Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> **Mooommm** , this is the MMP. Iffn Freud or Jung were to be brought back to life & dropped in here, I’m betting they would start to analyze us, only to very quickly run from the room begging for a career change to something like a laborer where they don’t need to think much!  
> **Swampy** , [del]are you one of the main causes of this[/del] do you have any openings in your program?

Sometimes, a cigar is only a cigar.

Upon consideration, you _do_ risk running afoul of Stevie The Bat. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/92 "2015-03-24T18:03:06Z")

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**Ruble** if only I could get the rest of those slackers in the daid pool to get some points, I’d have last place all to myself. Mine! All Mine! 😃 Just so all you who don’t play the cdp know, I have had a big goose aig the past three years. Celebrities on my list become instantly immortal. My goal this year is to be the only player with a goose aig. 😃

Speakin’ of bein’ daid, I had the followin’ email exchange with a co-irker…

Co-irker: I’m doing some follow-up on job placements. I’m having a tough time contacting (one of my former folks). Do you have any updated contact info?

Moi: I can imagine you are having a tough time with this. She’s been dead for two and a half years. So, tell me, just how DO you follow-up on dead people and are they really working? That’s depressing to think that I’ll still have to IRK in the after life!

Co-irker: Smart ass! BTW I laughed a good twenty minutes before I could respond. You made my day.

😃

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/93 "2015-03-24T18:06:21Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> Moi: I can imagine you are having a tough time with this. She’s been dead for two and a half years.\*\* So, tell me, just how DO you follow-up on dead people\*\* and are they really working? That’s depressing to think that I’ll still have to IRK in the after life!

send 'em mail c/o the dead letter office. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/94 "2015-03-24T18:20:46Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> send 'em mail c/o the dead letter office. :rolleyes:

Waaaay back in '93, my bioFiL died down in Louisianner, and it fell on VWife to handle his affairs because she was the only one of the kids who would have anything to do him. At the time, VunderKind was about 5, and going through a phase where he’d color on just about anything he could get his grubby little paws on.

The lawyer down south send a stack of forms to be filed in the probate court. VunderKind saw them laying out and thought they were trash that hadn’t got into the can yet.

“Can I color on these?”

VWife’s eyes went wide. “NOOOOOO! Those are important papers about Grandad Al!”

VunderKind put his hands on his hips, cocked his head to one side and asked, “What are you going to do? Mail them to God?”

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/95 "2015-03-24T18:37:48Z")

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**BBBobbio** so the VunderKind takes after his dad does he? 😃

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/96 "2015-03-24T18:39:26Z")

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Around here at this time of year it’s too cold to do much of anything naked except change clothes or shower.

I gotta work on some music and drag my behind downtown.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/97 "2015-03-24T18:40:37Z")

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> [@VunderBob](#):
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> VunderKind put his hands on his hips, cocked his head to one side and asked, “What are you going to do? Mail them to God?”

What an intelligent, witty and amusing remark.  
Is he adopted?  
:dubious:

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/98 "2015-03-24T19:03:50Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> What an intelligent, witty and amusing remark.  
> Is he adopted?

Bite me.

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/99 "2015-03-24T20:54:49Z")

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> [@EmilyG](#):
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> Around here at this time of year it’s too cold to do much of anything naked except change clothes or shower.
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> I gotta work on some music and drag my behind downtown.

I’m sure some of us could think of at least one other thing. 😃

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-have-some-breakfast-in-the-mmp/715766/100 "2015-03-24T21:53:15Z")

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Howdy Y’all! Another irk day survived and another dindin ingested. Life is good.

> [@missred](#):
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> I’m sure some of us could think of at least one other thing. 😃

Actually one should wear an apron when fryin’ bacon nekkid. 😃

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