# Let's make a list of 100 Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 8, 2006, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878 "2006-04-08T18:45:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2006, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/1 "2006-04-08T18:45:51Z")

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\*\*I feel bad for this guy.  
So it turns out that Judas didn’t betray Jesus after all… \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2006, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/2 "2006-04-08T19:01:39Z")

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**Clever free dictionary program  
Did you know a scumbag is a condom?**

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**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/3 "2006-04-10T01:35:23Z")

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In CS:

**"You are my sunshine" Stalker song?  
Do songs have to have a deeper meaning?**

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**Author:** ![some\_white\_dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b487fb/32.png) [@some\_white\_dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/some_white_dude)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/4 "2006-04-10T03:02:16Z")

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**Damn you, Aunt Flo, now I know you’re doing this out of sheer spite!** (a thread about menstruation, in case you didn’t know)  
**One of the scariest things I’ve ever seen**

**One of the scariest things I’ve ever seen  
Ah, of course. I should have recognised it immediately!! LONG**

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/5 "2006-04-10T05:48:46Z")

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In GQ:

Kosher for Passover  
Why Does Cotton Keep Coming Off My Penis?

In IMHO:

Still Shaking When I Think About It  
I think my son might be gay

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/6 "2006-04-10T09:15:27Z")

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**Question- shitting your pants in public  
What’s your guilty fast food pleasure?**  
:eek:

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**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/7 "2006-04-10T09:35:25Z")

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Uh, Chuck Norris?  
Replace The Mayo in my Tuna Sandwich

Chuck Norris, Texas delicatessan

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/8 "2006-04-10T13:14:47Z")

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\*\*My Unreasonable Standards Redux – The Search for Housing  
Sampiro refuses an offer of free rent and great nostalgia from his sister \*\*

I want a home where _they_ pay _me_ to live there!

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2006, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/9 "2006-04-11T01:03:00Z")

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\*\*Talk about your experiences in the fast food industry.  
Working with idiots \*\*

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**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2006, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/10 "2006-04-11T01:30:14Z")

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MPSIMS

\*\*I Think My Son Might Be Gay  
Damn you, Aunt Flo, now I know you’re doing this out of sheer spite! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2006, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/11 "2006-04-11T01:52:29Z")

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> [@Hal Briston](#):
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> \*\*Talk about your experiences in the fast food industry.  
> Working with idiots \*\*

And the next pair:

**Working with idiots   
Henchpersons Wanted. Inquire Within.**

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**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2006, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/12 "2006-04-11T08:21:19Z")

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In IMHO:

**Mac does windows  
Mac-daddy?**

Old school.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2006, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/13 "2006-04-11T16:53:55Z")

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In GQ…

\*\*What happens if you’re constipated and then you contract diarrhea?  
Can I paint my monitor? \*\*

Yes, but it’s not like you get to choose the color.

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2006, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/14 "2006-04-11T20:42:56Z")

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\*\*White smoke barreling out of tail pipe… Blown Head Gasket? \*\*  
\*\*Obstruction to Ejaculation (tmi I’m guessing) \*\*

Do I win the thread?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/15 "2006-04-12T00:23:42Z")

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GQ:  
\*\*The American Tsunami and the Yellowstone SuperVolcano  
So how likely is it that Cecil will respond? \*\*  
It’s a bird…it’s a plane…ITS CECIL!!!

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/16 "2006-04-12T02:10:47Z")

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**Let’s make a list of 100 Sequential Threads  
Life Imitating Dilbert**

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/17 "2006-04-12T10:21:31Z")

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\*\*Will U$A $urvive The Energy $queeze?  
Why, you must be some kind of… Communist! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/18 "2006-04-12T14:53:15Z")

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IMHO:\*\*  
What would you do if you were God for a few days?  
Ladies - Would you date Jesus? \*\*  
Date your own son? Ewwwww…

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/19 "2006-04-12T18:11:40Z")

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I think I just found my new favorite. Currently in IMHO:

**what’s your favorite strange food combo?  
Dogs and human beings.**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/20 "2006-04-12T19:30:02Z")

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And I’ve just found my favorite ever for GD:  
**Can we identify national values?  
Justice, Fairness, and Guantanamo**  
I love America!

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