# Let's make a list of 100 Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 8, 2006, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878 "2006-04-08T18:45:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/21 "2006-04-13T01:20:26Z")

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In GQ:

**Origins of Dangling Plush Dice  
Eunuchs**

TMI! TMI!

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/22 "2006-04-13T01:37:39Z")

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In the Pit:

**Fuck You, suezeekay, You Ignorant, Racist Twit  
Lying whore.**

Don’t hold back, tell us how you REALLY feel.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/23 "2006-04-13T13:51:47Z")

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\*\* Fun Wilford Brimley Facts!  
The Virgin Birth Of An Oatmeal Raisin Cookie. \*\*

I knew Brimley was getting too friendly with that oatmeal.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/24 "2006-04-13T16:16:45Z")

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Currently in GQ:

**What’s inside of Jupiter?  
Eunuchs**

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**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/25 "2006-04-13T16:34:40Z")

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IMHO

**Was your job ever changed from salaried to hourly status? What happened after?  
F-word at work**

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**Author:** ![Mayo\_Speaks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Mayo\_Speaks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mayo_Speaks)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/26 "2006-04-13T17:00:57Z")

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GQ:

**Really strange GQ–Make my cat yawn  
Weddings in Kansas**

That oughtta do it.

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**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/27 "2006-04-14T01:22:53Z")

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Just now, right here in MPSIMS :

**Fun Wilford Brimley Facts**

and

**Amish Sex Scandal**

:eek: WILFORD! Say it ain’t so!!!

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/28 "2006-04-14T02:00:09Z")

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GQ again:

**What Can I Do to Keep My Dogs From Destroying My Hardwood Floors?**  
**Drugs Used For Executions**

That’s a little extreme, isn’t it?

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/29 "2006-04-14T05:15:32Z")

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\*\*Your first words

“Jick”\*\*

Yeah? And what the heck does that mean?

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/30 "2006-04-14T05:18:20Z")

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MPSIMS

\*\*After a few lucid dreams…  
Teach me to whistle. \*\*

Why not teach yourself to whistle in your lucid dreams?

IMHO

\*\*Your first words  
“Jick” \*\*

That’s only one word.

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**Author:** ![Jelymag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jelymag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jelymag)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/31 "2006-04-14T16:09:27Z")

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MPSIMS:

**My Son The Nazi  
I’m me**

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**Author:** ![Jelymag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jelymag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jelymag)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/32 "2006-04-14T16:12:34Z")

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GQ:

What’s the most dangerous primate besides man?  
Eunuchs.

snarf

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**Author:** ![Dervorin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Dervorin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dervorin)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/33 "2006-04-14T17:58:47Z")

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Alleged Duke Rape - Your take

Duck, and soon, ducklings

All you have to do is skim those… 😃

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/34 "2006-04-14T21:18:42Z")

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\*\*Game: Put the common saying into a modern/alternate context  
The Burger King Goes Rambo \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/35 "2006-04-14T21:46:17Z")

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GQ:  
\*\*If I’m able bodied but refuse to work who or what will clothe, feed and house me?  
Eunuchs \*\*

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**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2006, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/36 "2006-04-15T13:29:40Z")

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IMHO

\*\*Brits – how do you pronounce…  
“Jick” \*\*  
Hmm…that’s a tough one

\*\*Duck, and soon, ducklings  
Is this a scam? \*\*  
Only if they ask for money.

MPSIMS

**It’s been one month.  
Shut up and go to sleep, stupid bird**  
He must be tired by now!

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**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2006, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/37 "2006-04-15T14:43:13Z")

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GQ

\*\*Why do men need to wear Jock Straps?  
Eunuchs \*\*  
That sounds like a good enough reason

\*\*Is There Any Reason I Couldn’t Open A Restaurant That Serves Human Meat?  
Anyone installed butcher block counter tops? \*\*  
:eek:

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2006, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/38 "2006-04-15T18:01:31Z")

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MPSIMS threefer:

\*\* Shut up and go to sleep, stupid bird  
Things you never want your neighbors to hear  
All about feeders - and I don’t mean bird feeders\*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2006, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/39 "2006-04-15T19:18:55Z")

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\*\* How to get rid of Kodak popup  
Finding the right bear \*\*

Don’t you mean “Kodiak popup?”

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**Author:** ![hawksgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ed655f/32.png) [@hawksgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawksgirl)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2006, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/40 "2006-04-15T19:24:45Z")

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\*\*Henchpersons Wanted. Inquire Within.  
Hubby is still out of work \*\*

Well, I think I have some positions available in an underutilized field…

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