# Let's make a list of 100 Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 8, 2006, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878 "2006-04-08T18:45:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2006, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/41 "2006-04-15T19:33:45Z")
An MPSIMS threefer: \*\*Scarlet Fever!? So What Should I Do? Respect the Zipper!\*\* Well, glad we cleared that up. ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2006, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/42 "2006-04-16T13:45:34Z")
Wow… the boards are FULL of 'em this morning ! 😃 In GQ: **Are Drugs Designed To Block Emotional Pain Feasable?** And **Are Painkillers a Good Idea?** In Humble Opinion: **The Importance of Family (survey)** and **A Problem Child** (I’m guessing he isn’t _that_ important…) In MPSIMS: **Relate Your Latest Weird, Random Dream** and **Help Me Get a Freaking Life!** (Personally, I don’t think that’s the way to go…) **What Do You Do When You Run Out Of Gas?** and **Baby Shoes** (Don’t those tiny little shoes hurt your feet?) ---
**Author:** ![DadWagonDriver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/edb3f5/32.png) [@DadWagonDriver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DadWagonDriver)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2006, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/43 "2006-04-16T14:13:32Z")
**Let’s create the official Straight Dope Mythology** **Help me get a freaking life!** ---
**Author:** ![FlyingRamenMonster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@FlyingRamenMonster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingRamenMonster)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2006, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/44 "2006-04-16T14:39:28Z")
Let’s make a list of 100 Sequential Threads Help me get a freaking life! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/45 "2006-04-17T12:36:39Z")
\*\* Ask the guy in Baghdad What’s In Your Easter Basket \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/46 "2006-04-17T14:33:06Z")
In MPSIMS: **I’m married! I’m employed!** ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/47 "2006-04-17T16:14:22Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > In MPSIMS: > > **I’m married! > I’m employed!** That’s one of those “special arrangements,” isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/48 "2006-04-17T16:37:15Z")
\*\*Fear Itself - Clever Slogan for Dentists T-Shirt \*\* ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/49 "2006-04-17T19:21:05Z")
A whole MESS of 'em, right here in MPSIMS: **Hockey! How’s Your Team Doin’?** and **Well HELLO Dallas !** (Does Dallas even HAVE a hockey team?? 😕 ) **Rejected By E-Harmony…Again** and **Who Paid For My Subscription?** Ummmm… whatever. **Let’s Create the Official Straight Dope Mythology** and **I’m Married!** (Is it THAT unberlievable???) **Is My Picture On The Internet?** and **I Just Scared the POOP Out of a Co-Worker!** (Yeah… by showing them YOUR picture on the internet!) **The Celebrity Death Pool 2006** and **The Worst Children’s Show, Ever?** Um… well, it’s a good start… ---
**Author:** ![Seren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19adc/32.png) [@Seren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seren)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/50 "2006-04-17T19:30:08Z")
\*\*Two new kitties! And just wait till I tell you their names! I Came Back…and I Brought Pie \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/51 "2006-04-17T19:54:11Z")
\*\*Why have I stopped gaining weight? What’s the joy of swallowing? The egg on the seder plate \*\* ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2006, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/52 "2006-04-18T02:55:19Z")
**Tell me what guinea pigs are like. Like Qadgop’s bagel-dog penis guy only orders of magnitude more and _happy_ about it.** **Welcome Only Mostly Missus to the boards, now to be known as El Perro Fumando Aw, Crap! They Switched Products on Me!** ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2006, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/53 "2006-04-18T03:26:39Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > \*\*Why have I stopped gaining weight? > What’s the joy of swallowing? > The egg on the seder plate \*\* It’s like a sequential thread haiku! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2006, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/54 "2006-04-18T15:23:10Z")
In MPSIMS: \*\* Where do you see yourself in 5 years? (interview question) Hubby is still out of work \*\* Explains why you need the job \*\* How inappropriately can you answer this interview question? Hockey! How’s your team doin’? \*\* So bad I want to shove a hockey stick down my throad or up my ass \*\* SDMB Diplomacy World Championship My brief moment as a season-ticket owner 2006 Weight Loss Club - April \*\* You paid for that? ---
**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2006, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/55 "2006-04-18T16:54:41Z")
MPSIMS \*\*Need advice from ChiDopers Don’t Give 'Em Any Bright Ideas… Anybody interested in a Tea Swap? I swore I wouldn’t prostitute myself… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2006, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/56 "2006-04-18T18:31:46Z")
**We adopted a beagle!!** **So, did the Easter Beagle give you anything?** ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2006, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/57 "2006-04-18T18:35:09Z")
From the front page: **Hey, what’s up?** (IMHO) **I’m married!** (MPSIMS) **Lying whore.** (BBQ Pit) Dude, you’re not taking this well–I mean, talk about ruining her “special day”. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2006, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/58 "2006-04-18T18:51:00Z")
> [@ErinPuff](#): > > **Tell me what guinea pigs are like. > Like Qadgop’s bagel-dog penis guy only orders of magnitude more and _happy_ about it.** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2006, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/59 "2006-04-18T19:02:04Z")
From New Posts: \*\*“I’m coming!”: orgasm lingo in other languages… I’m married! \*\* Don’t know what country they do that in but remind me to stay away from it. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2006, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878/60 "2006-04-18T20:38:05Z")
\*\* The Nutty Celebrity Pageant Is the latest Tom Cruise nutty news story a joke? \*\* And Cruise is leading the Ntuty Pageant [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-list-of-100-sequential-threads/351878.md?page=4)