# Let's make a Magic 8 Ball! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 26, 2006, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-magic-8-ball/358327 "2006-05-26T16:13:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-magic-8-ball/358327/21 "2006-05-26T23:09:57Z")
[QUOTE=anyrose] Answer cloudy. Try again later. Should I go to Vegas this OCtober? [/QUOTE] Everything is everything. Should I plant verbena? ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-magic-8-ball/358327/22 "2006-05-26T23:25:25Z")
[QUOTE=AskNott] Everything is everything. Should I plant verbena? [/QUOTE] Only by the light of the full moon. Is there chocolate in my future. ---
**Author:** ![krisolov](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/krisolov/32/3724_2.png) [@krisolov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/krisolov)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-magic-8-ball/358327/23 "2006-05-27T00:27:03Z")
[QUOTE=FairyChatMom] Only by the light of the full moon. Is there chocolate in my future. [/QUOTE] the eight ball says “Hell No.” my question: will I get promoted to acting director? ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-magic-8-ball/358327/24 "2006-05-27T00:27:04Z")
[QUOTE=FairyChatMom] Is there chocolate in my future. [/QUOTE] ::licks lips and wipes mouth one last time:: Nope, I looked, but there wasn’t any chocolate. Will the folks in the HR department at the University that employs me ever enter me into their payroll system? (Cause it hasn’t happened yet!) ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-magic-8-ball/358327/25 "2006-05-27T00:28:07Z")
[QUOTE=krisolov] the eight ball says “Hell No.” my question: will I get promoted to acting director? [/QUOTE] You will be a fine director of actors. I guess I don’t exist here any more than I do in the UMB employee system. \ ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-magic-8-ball/358327/26 "2006-05-27T06:28:07Z")
[QUOTE=lorene] Will the folks in the HR department at the University that employs me ever enter me into their payroll system? (Cause it hasn’t happened yet!) [/QUOTE] Not if they find out you’re a chocolate thief! What, exactly, is my cat up to? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Clam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3bc359/32.png) [@Happy\_Clam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Clam)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-magic-8-ball/358327/27 "2006-05-27T12:07:40Z")
The same thing all cats are up to, Pinky…trying to take over the world! Will I pass my exams? ---
**Author:** ![Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silence_of_the_clams)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-magic-8-ball/358327/28 "2006-05-27T12:54:35Z")
[QUOTE=Happy Clam] The same thing all cats are up to, Pinky…trying to take over the world! Will I pass my exams? [/QUOTE] Dont panic! Should I upgrade my jedimaster diver seaslugs? ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-magic-8-ball/358327/29 "2006-05-27T14:12:27Z")
[QUOTE=Kotick] Dont panic! Should I upgrade my jedimaster diver seaslugs? [/QUOTE] #EXEC command timed out. Will the SDMB last another 10 years? ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-magic-8-ball/358327/30 "2006-05-27T14:22:30Z")
[QUOTE=ParentalAdvisory] #EXEC command timed out. Will the SDMB last another 10 years? [/QUOTE] JFGI (Just Fucking Google It) Will I find my checkbook? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-magic-8-ball/358327/31 "2006-05-27T16:08:23Z")
[QUOTE=FilmGeek] JFGI (Just Fucking Google It) Will I find my checkbook? [/QUOTE] It’s not totally impossible. Should I be worried about this letter from the IRS? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-magic-8-ball/358327/32 "2006-05-27T16:27:12Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] It’s not totally impossible. Should I be worried about this letter from the IRS? [/QUOTE] THE IRS spells “theirs.” What will be Broadway’s next megahit? ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-magic-8-ball/358327/33 "2006-05-27T18:44:33Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] THE IRS spells “theirs.” What will be Broadway’s next megahit? [/QUOTE] Snakes on Planes. What’s the third word ending in -gry? ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-magic-8-ball/358327/34 "2006-05-28T02:35:27Z")
[QUOTE=danceswithcats] What’s the third word ending in -gry? [/QUOTE] If you have to ask, then it’s too late for you to find out. If a chicken and a half lays an egg and an half in a day in a half then how long would it take monkey with a baseball bat to beat all the seeds out of a dill pickle? ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-magic-8-ball/358327/35 "2006-05-28T02:58:48Z")
[QUOTE=Dragwyr] If you have to ask, then it’s too late for you to find out. If a chicken and a half lays an egg and an half in a day in a half then how long would it take monkey with a baseball bat to beat all the seeds out of a dill pickle? [/QUOTE] Thursday What should I wear tomorrow? _:shake shake:_ ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-magic-8-ball/358327/36 "2006-05-28T04:20:21Z")
[QUOTE=anyrose] Thursday What should I wear tomorrow? _:shake shake:_ [/QUOTE] Depends on the size and firmness of your hooters. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Means\_Go](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cc9497/32.png) [@Green\_Means\_Go](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Means_Go)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-magic-8-ball/358327/37 "2006-05-28T04:28:39Z")
[QUOTE=danceswithcats] Depends on the size and firmness of your hooters. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [/QUOTE] Who cares! Lets talk about hooter size and firmness some more! Will the waiter bring me another beer soon? ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-magic-8-ball/358327/38 "2006-05-28T10:01:43Z")
[QUOTE=Green\_Means\_Go] Who cares! Lets talk about hooter size and firmness some more! Will the waiter bring me another beer soon? [/QUOTE] He who waits on a waiter must wait some more. How far should I run this morning? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Clam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3bc359/32.png) [@Happy\_Clam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Clam)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-magic-8-ball/358327/39 "2006-05-28T11:01:14Z")
[QUOTE=lorene] He who waits on a waiter must wait some more. How far should I run this morning? [/QUOTE] All the way home. Should I go see X3 this afternoon? ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-magic-8-ball/358327/40 "2006-05-28T11:27:08Z")
[QUOTE=Happy Clam] Should I go see X3 this afternoon? [/QUOTE] Eight Ball says… "In the end, it doesn’t really matter. Nothing matters. It never has. It never will. give up." When am I going to see an anime series finale that’s cheerier than _The Sorrows of Young Werther_? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-magic-8-ball/358327.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-magic-8-ball/358327.md?page=3)