# Let's make a Magic 8 Ball! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 26, 2006, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-magic-8-ball/358327 "2006-05-26T16:13:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-magic-8-ball/358327/41 "2006-05-28T16:58:10Z")
[QUOTE=Ranchoth] Eight Ball says… "In the end, it doesn’t really matter. Nothing matters. It never has. It never will. give up." When am I going to see an anime series finale that’s cheerier than _The Sorrows of Young Werther_? [/QUOTE] When you see Disney’s ‘Bondage Bunnies-Full Leather Jacket’ What is the meaning of life? ---
**Author:** ![Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silence_of_the_clams)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-magic-8-ball/358327/42 "2006-05-28T21:24:12Z")
[QUOTE=danceswithcats] When you see Disney’s ‘Bondage Bunnies-Full Leather Jacket’ What is the meaning of life? [/QUOTE] 42 What rhymes with orange? ---
**Author:** ![chrisk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@chrisk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chrisk)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-magic-8-ball/358327/43 "2006-05-28T21:47:38Z")
[QUOTE=Kotick] What rhymes with orange? [/QUOTE] The forecast is grey. Will I have a happy retirement? ---
**Author:** ![guizot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guizot/32/3636_2.png) [@guizot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guizot)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-magic-8-ball/358327/44 "2006-05-28T22:00:06Z")
[QUOTE=Kat] What, exactly, is my cat up to? [/QUOTE] Your cat is working for an identity thief, and you’re the target. How can I convince the world that coffee filters are unnecessary? ---
**Author:** ![chrisk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@chrisk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chrisk)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2006, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-magic-8-ball/358327/45 "2006-05-29T00:11:51Z")
[QUOTE=guizot] Your cat is working for an identity thief, and you’re the target. How can I convince the world that coffee filters are unnecessary? [/QUOTE] Erm, hey… that was halfway up the thread!! it’s my turn ☹ ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2006, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-magic-8-ball/358327/46 "2006-05-29T02:19:51Z")
[QUOTE=chrisk] The forecast is grey. Will I have a happy retirement? [/QUOTE] Happy is as happy does. How about those Red Sox? ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2006, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-magic-8-ball/358327/47 "2006-05-29T02:21:10Z")
[QUOTE=Kotick] 42 What rhymes with orange? [/QUOTE] Door hinge. (Just so no one feels left out) ---
**Author:** ![adhemar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@adhemar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhemar)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2006, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-magic-8-ball/358327/48 "2006-05-29T02:59:10Z")
[QUOTE=lorene] Happy is as happy does. How about those Red Sox? [/QUOTE] knitting is your friend Does any one really know what time it is? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2006, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-magic-8-ball/358327/49 "2006-05-29T13:10:32Z")
Isn’t there a clock on your computer? Does anybody really care? ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2006, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-magic-8-ball/358327/50 "2006-05-29T23:23:10Z")
If so, I can’t imagine why. If a deaf giraffe farts in an empty forest, does it stink? ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-magic-8-ball/358327/51 "2006-05-30T18:36:34Z")
[QUOTE=danceswithcats] If a deaf giraffe farts in an empty forest, does it stink? [/QUOTE] Rolly Polly giraffe farts are never seen drinking cappuccino in Italian restaurants with Oriental women. Yeeaahh Who will face Edmonton in the Stanley Cup Finals, and who will win the Cup? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-magic-8-ball/358327/52 "2006-05-31T10:47:57Z")
Do not seek to question the fates. Will I get the part of James Butler? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-magic-8-ball/358327.md?page=2)