# Let's make a story using lines from songs.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [November 24, 2012, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973 "2012-11-24T11:42:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 16

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/301 "2012-12-22T13:55:49Z")

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Landmine has taken my sight  
Taken my speech  
Taken my hearing  
Taken my arms  
Taken my legs  
Taken my soul  
Left me with life in hell

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/302 "2012-12-22T20:20:46Z")

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…it’s all illusion, anyway.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/303 "2012-12-22T20:38:34Z")

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It’s too bad that all these things only happen in my dreams.

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/304 "2012-12-22T21:28:36Z")

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Every second of the night I live another life.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2012, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/305 "2012-12-23T02:06:38Z")

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I’m not the man they think I am at home  
Oh no,  
I’m a rocket man

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2012, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/306 "2012-12-23T03:55:40Z")

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Sometimes I imagine myself as a drifter,  
Seeker of fortunes, connoisseur of great wines.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2012, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/307 "2012-12-23T12:45:08Z")

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I’m a joker, I’m a smoker, I’m a midnight toker  
I get my loving on the run

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2012, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/308 "2012-12-23T18:52:06Z")

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He’s a walking contradiction  
Partly truth and partly fiction  
Taking every wrong direction  
On his lonely way back home.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2012, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/309 "2012-12-23T20:22:30Z")

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Lonely days turn to lonely nights, you take a trip to the city lights  
And take the long way home, take the long way home

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2012, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/310 "2012-12-23T21:39:38Z")

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I got my home in my hand, traveling across the land,  
Trying to earn a living, giving everything I can.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2012, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/311 "2012-12-23T23:33:10Z")

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Trying to make a living and doing the best I can.  
When it’s time for leaving, I hope you’ll understand  
That I was born a rambling man.

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2012, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/312 "2012-12-24T15:45:33Z")

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Said no to him again and again. First he took my heart then he ran.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2012, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/313 "2012-12-24T15:50:37Z")

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See the girl who’s collecting broken hearts for souvenirs.

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**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2012, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/314 "2012-12-24T15:59:15Z")

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Work so hard I can’t unwind, get some money saved;  
Abuse my love a thousand times, however hard I tried.  
Heartbreaker, your time has come, can’t take your evil ways;  
Go away, Heartbreaker.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2012, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/315 "2012-12-24T16:43:39Z")

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I used to love her, but I had to kill her. She bitched so much, she drove me nuts! And now I’m happier this way!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2012, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/316 "2012-12-24T21:46:02Z")

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First time I shot her  
I shot her in the side  
It was hard to watch her suffer  
But with the second shot she died

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**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2012, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/317 "2012-12-25T15:01:33Z")

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I shot the sheriff  
But I did not shoot the deputy

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2012, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/318 "2012-12-25T17:27:06Z")

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I fought the law, and the law won.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2012, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/319 "2012-12-25T18:53:23Z")

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Most of my time I spend behind these county bars.

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**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2012, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/320 "2012-12-25T19:20:34Z")

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Most of the time  
I’m clear-focused all around  
Most of the time  
I can keep both feet on the ground

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