# Let's make a story using lines from songs.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [November 24, 2012, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973 "2012-11-24T11:42:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 17

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2012, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/321 "2012-12-26T16:36:58Z")

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I’m hot, but when I’m not, I’m cold as ice.

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**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2012, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/322 "2012-12-26T16:40:02Z")

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I think you’re hot  
I think you’re cool  
You’re the kind of guy I’d stalk in school  
But now that I’m famous  
You’re up my anus  
Now I’m going to eat you, fool!

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2012, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/323 "2012-12-26T17:15:32Z")

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Now that I’m inside you. We are flesh. We are one.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2012, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/324 "2012-12-26T22:54:23Z")

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If it wasn’t for date rape I’d never get laid.

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**Author:** ![EMCEE\_98](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b5ac83/32.png) [@EMCEE\_98](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EMCEE_98)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2012, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/325 "2012-12-27T04:21:34Z")

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I wanna fuck you like an animal,  
I wanna feel you from the inside,  
I wanna fuck you like an animal,  
My whole existence is flawed,  
You get me closer to God.

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2012, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/326 "2012-12-27T14:57:26Z")

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Oh, take me up to heaven. All the way to cloud eleven.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2012, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/327 "2012-12-27T19:03:02Z")

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Heaven,  
I’m in heaven,  
and my heart beats  
so that I can hardly speak…

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2012, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/328 "2012-12-28T01:09:50Z")

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And somewhere up beyond the great divide  
where the sky is wide and the clouds are few  
A man can see his way clear to the light  
And just hold on tight, that’s all you gotta do

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2012, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/329 "2012-12-28T03:37:13Z")

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I wanna hold you till I die. Till we both break down and cry. I want to hold you till the fear in me subsides.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2012, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/330 "2012-12-28T13:21:31Z")

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There’s one thing you’ve gotta do to make me still want you: gotta stop sobbing!

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2012, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/331 "2012-12-28T18:38:39Z")

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Don’t cry out loud  
Just keep it inside, learn how to hide your feelings  
Fly high and proud  
And if you should fall, remember you almost had it all

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**Author:** ![orthohedron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ba8739/32.png) [@orthohedron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orthohedron)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2012, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/332 "2012-12-28T20:32:06Z")

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Who’s world is this?  
The world is yours.  
What’s mine is mine is mine.

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2012, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/333 "2012-12-28T20:55:59Z")

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So don’t you ask me to give it back. I know you know it doesn’t mean that much to me.

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**Author:** ![bleach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bleach/32/3106_2.png) [@bleach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bleach)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2012, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/334 "2012-12-28T21:28:56Z")

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I know you know we’re all incomplete;  
Let’s get together and let’s get some relief.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2012, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/335 "2012-12-28T23:37:16Z")

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Yes I’ll be your chaperone  
I’ll even use my best cologne  
Just don’t be here in the morning when I get up

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/336 "2012-12-29T16:30:21Z")

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And when I awoke, I was alone. This bird had flown.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/337 "2012-12-29T18:37:27Z")

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Look at me, I’m rooted like a tree.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/338 "2012-12-30T03:32:49Z")

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I am a rock, I am an island.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/339 "2013-01-02T04:46:45Z")

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But I would not feel so all alone  
Everybody must get stoned

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/340 "2013-01-02T15:06:12Z")

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Me, I’m flying in my taxi, taking tips and getting stoned. I go flying so high when I’m stoned.

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